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34038 (58%) people have pressed this button, while 24518 (42%) did not.
You cure cancer.
but
You die from cancer after you made the cure.
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donknow 2 months ago
ironic

fwd121 10 years ago
how ironic

theprofessionaltoucher last year
@Petalmoon you're on the touching list.
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Floofsjiggle@gmail.com 11 years ago
Well then I won't make the cure until I want to die...

Javon327 6 years ago
Make the cure at 90
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Dragborg 9 years ago
Guys... i have the cure! Kill jake paul

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
And morgz
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Drakon89 10 years ago
The irony is reaching 10000000000000000000000000000

Yatanay 9 years ago
THAT"S OVER 9000!

CPM 9 years ago
I chug the cure just before I die. I win.

Vortex1212 9 years ago
YOU CAN'T DENY THE BUTTON GOSH DANGIT sorry for being so mad, it"s just pointless if you don't follow this simple rule you probably didn't take me seriously anyway, for saying "gosh" and "Dangit"
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annabethchase04 9 years ago
I WILL NOT die from cancer

Atl4s 9 years ago
How just use it before you give it to the other people

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
Cure cancer just before you normaly die. Problem solved.

Avacado1234 9 years ago
Cure Yourself

Yuzrnaime 9 years ago
Just cure yourself DUH

Owllover132 10 years ago
It doesn't tell you exactly when after the cure. So, start using the cure on yourself to become immune, and safe-

CalebTeKrony 10 years ago
If you cure cancer you won't die from it you doofus.

Zelomonster453 10 years ago
I will forever be remembered

Mclovin2016 10 years ago
take the cure after you get cancer

Fqwpr0 10 years ago
Yep that means you die from the cure
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Ejaz 9 years ago
I don't wanna live on this earth forever.

Gman9900 10 years ago
Selfish bastards

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago
Do you want special recognition for pressing this button? Good for you. Everyone coddle this gentleman.

Harper 9 years ago
This makes no logical sense...

_Fredder_ 10 years ago
I can wait with the cure until I'm really old. In fact i couldn't die of any other reason...

heg2defwcuj 4 years ago
just give yourself the cure

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
i make the cure 1 year early dieing SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!!!!

Kermitdie 7 years ago
Hahaha commodity

Laralou 8 years ago
...but you have a cure...

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago
So what cancer gone for everyone else

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 8 months ago
I consume the cure right after I make it, But YoU DiE FrOM iT uh if it did it the instant I made it how would I share my finding and make a difference in the first place?

21awesome 10 years ago
If I made the cure I will live when I get Cancer

EeeKay 10 years ago
Wait until you"re really old, then make the cure, and then die.

thering29 3 years ago
Fate played a joke on me

DarkWolf590 9 years ago
Risk my life for Billions? HECK yeah!

thebuttonman7 5 years ago
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MadMilen 9 years ago
Fight it don't use your own cure then go through years of chemo just to hate your life in those final moments then die anyway it"s a win win. I"d press the button

sergei93 10 years ago
Fuck yeah. Not because i cure cancer, because i finally die.

CaitlinLehySmith 8 years ago
I pretty sure I think to deeply into the questions

oldaccountidontusethis2 2 years ago
click the button at an old age duh

Damian9303 8 years ago
What is preventing me of testing the cure, on myself?

Brendonuriesforehead 10 years ago
But I make these high-heels work

ChandlerManss 9 years ago
loophole it doesnt say instantly so you could cure yourself with the cure

Pu$$ydestroyer 10 years ago
A hundred years later xD

MouseGirl 4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/514404

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
before (without my help):i think i press the button *presses* ok now i go make the cure *makes cure* AHHHHHHH!!!!*dies* (BAD END)after (WITH my help): ok now i make the cure 1 year early my dead (126736123612637126378612873612736182 years ago) whaaaaat????... [Show full comment]

313phant 6 years ago
Ironic

AnaqiTubeTV 8 years ago
Just Use It On Yourself As Quick As You Can.

Eskimobill1919 10 years ago
There are so many cure cancer but get cancer/die dilemmas

Maytrix 8 months ago
Use the cure to cure yourself before you die

Kontrastjin 10 years ago
Hero

235x0 3 years ago
oh hey the previous button was about cancer!

BananaLady 9 years ago
Wtf if you cure cancer why would you die from it?

Vortex1212 9 years ago
you can't deny the button no matter what, or else it"s just pointless. So maybe you become deathly allergic to one of it"s ingredients and only you (?)

DerpyFire61 10 years ago
Saving others is more important than saving yourself

Randomfoundly 5 years ago
I'll give myself the cure

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago
This would mean you had cancer before the cure was made. You could just use the cure when you made it.
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