I'd love to be a vampire, but not a sparkly no - canines one
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Marc Wing13 years ago
I don't wanna be part of the Cullen family, but i'll take immortality and the nightlife.
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Marie Horton13 years ago
i'm looking for the plus here...
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Ariana Elsbernd13 years ago
Then I'd be the only vampire in the family?
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Styngi 10 years ago
I see no downside
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Brooksh11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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ifr3zyfellow11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO idea whut that is
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pphairjuice4 years ago
who the hell is that
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LeviLovesBleachMoreThanU11 years ago
Wtf the whole downside is Twilight.
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Ltheawesome8 years ago
aside from the blood sucking I think I'm already a vampire
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potatolove12 years ago
hell naw I ain't becoming a sparkly fairy
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RyusukeSosuke10 years ago
>run away
>start new family
>?????
>profit
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kokoko11 years ago
Wtf. This is stupid
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Yourmom32110 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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shipqueen289 years ago
Who are the Cullens?
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MuttonBasher12 years ago
I love how the downside is optional.
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KingFruit11 years ago
upside?
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leah-kenzie059 years ago
Duhhhhh yes!!!!
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Alex Luis Davis13 years ago
Fuck twilight. Real vamps rule
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SCP Foundation11 years ago
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nova1410 years ago
you CAN be part of the cullen family
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Yashtyagi6 years ago
What the hell is Cullen family
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oldnotweak11 years ago
ummmm those vampires have NO DOWNSIDES! all you have to do is kill the gay vamp mafia and you are a golden sparkly god.
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Liara1111 years ago
THERE IS NO UPSIDE
bella18811 years ago
There Is no downside xD
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Zi8 years ago
I havent read the books but I heard the background characters/ secondary characters are all hella cool so i dont mind being hella cool, i can be a distant cousin that never shows up. dude i can have cool powers
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AnimeFerrets12 years ago
Hella naw. I like werewolves better. :p
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Cat-bug1810 years ago
Where's the down side?
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Jasmin Ledgebian Lynch13 years ago
REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!
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lhoran081110 years ago
rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]
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lolfun11 years ago
cool but um never mind
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Dimming_light3 years ago
Who is the cullen family and I WOULD NEVER BE A VAMPIRE EVER!!!!!!
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qwertyuiop123411 years ago
Eech there is no upside. Who would ant to be a part of the Cullen family? Or a posh, sparkley vampire?
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HippyKatTRS9 years ago
Uh, no.
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Jess Hallowell13 years ago
As much as the thought of being a sparkly vampire intrigues me, no.
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