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27170 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 68245 (72%) did not.
you stay healthy no matter what you eat.
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You can't read
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IAm8YearsLate3 years ago
huh? i cant read what it says

EyeOfTruth8 years ago
A warning to those who pass by this post, the comments are fucked up, so brace yourself if you decide to read on the comments

ImmaWhovian9 years ago
Reading is my life!!

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
Reading is extremely important for me, it's almost a core part of me

ToxicDragon8 years ago
or you know you could get you lazy ass up and do some cardio?

Bossitronio20148 years ago
It depends: if I can't read books, and that"s it, I'll already hesitate, I'm still in school. But if it means I can't read ANYTHING, there is no way I will do this. -P.S. What if you buy something like "Eye of Tuna" or something and you thought it was a...[Show full comment]

Mythical_Mage8 years ago
Screw health!

Exij9 years ago
32 % of the people can't read this comment

TheMaskedMan9 years ago
It's now 34% sadly. *shakes head*

Callmepaul7 years ago
*Dies in a restricted government area eating a hamburger * Worth it!!!!!

Bookworm121217 years ago
This should be ILLEGAL!!! This is not a joking matter! Reading is an important part of life!!! I advise you not to push that button. Or Star Wars nerd... “you will not press that button” lol.

Username24069 years ago
I love reading and im the only 1 in my school that made it to state running and swimming

Syneix9 years ago
It only says to stay healthy, didn't specifically say you'll gain weight. Why the fuck would you press the button.

Gianata9 years ago
I'm gonna press the button because it doesn't say I can't teach myself how to read

therealobama3 years ago
I don't wanna learn to read again

NoTell9 years ago
You'll be kidnapped by people who want to know your mystery but you can't say cuz you don't know so the kill you by cutting of your sick and let bleed you out

Jessie Daniel Ochoa12 years ago
I like to read, I already eat what ever I want, and I am still healthy

Jodio_joestar2 years ago
I agree with this guy/girl
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jshaw719 years ago
I read a lot of online stuff, so no way...

River Wolford12 years ago
I value literacy more than my health... apparently

OwO_OwO4 years ago
Lol i also need to read i didn't finished one piece yet and i"m 0,33x the weight of my friends
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Eh8 years ago
I like to read I'm not giving that up

Annabeth Che12 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I love reading too but I don't read much so I will sacrifice reading.

Bread_Person113 years ago
No idea what the button says anymore but I like the letters are shaped.

King Of FOOOOOOOLS9 years ago
Well, I eat like a pig and I'm a solid 170 pounds at 6"6

Mellow_Online19 years ago
I have a fast metabolism, so I won't get fat and I am cautious that I won't eat anything poisonous so I'm for the most part fine

HangryToma5 years ago
I watch subed anime so no.

imsoawkwardspoopy10 years ago
reading is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Migdin18 years ago
Those who pressed the button cant read this, so we can say wgatever we want about them!!! U GUYS R STEWPID

Username__7 years ago
Cool I won’t read then

Emogamer95 10 years ago
I like reading duh!

doomoocv9 years ago
Hell no bruh.

fjfkgugjtutn9 years ago
Learn to read

Perc_5 months ago
learn to

A-Jamaican Danish 9 years ago
I can always learn....... How to unlimited bacon

The-Red-Star208 years ago
I sock at reading in the first place, plus the computer or my iPad/iPhone can read shit for me, so weak down side to this button.

Buckzzor Games9 years ago
dwe,rpweq?rewqrwqt]4321##%142 tkeo

Elaina9 years ago
I would not care cuz I can eat Burger King all I want

RandyNightingale8 years ago
Really is that a hard question

S0N1C7896 years ago
I don't have to read anymore

Rechrogamer10 years ago
i dont read

Fake-Pianist8 years ago
The nights I spend reading fanfiction untill 4am would all be gone :(

aleixmajo9 years ago
I dont press the button because I couldnt be able to play this game and I'd be so fucking bored.

Misaki Natsume 9 years ago
Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food...[Show full comment]

The Darter9 years ago
WHAT IF I EAT SPECIAL FOOD THAT TEACHES MEHOW TO READ

BMO19309 years ago
OR,get someone to read for u,duh
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Hanako10 years ago
So I can relearn a whole new language, and since English is a common language, I will be forced to learn that too. Ok sign me up.

GREENBEAN3 years ago
I see this as an absolute win

Gnja_20169 years ago
I cant read anyway so fuck it

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Sadly, I cannot find a loophole. At least this one was original.

Justin Skiles12 years ago
1832 people think reading is "to hard"

MoltenBolt8 years ago
Ohnomnomnomnomnom Mpd dhthdojtgw dhsksjf

Zeehoo9 years ago
You've learned it once, so you can learn it again. Reading isn't hard.

theaftermath4 years ago
I couldn't give up reading
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