Will You Press The Button?

quickstirke8 years ago

FUCK my life! I'll NEVER FIND someone!! And I"M NEVER PART OF groups!! I'm always LEFTOUT!!!

Potwholelast year

Bro is turning emo for a question

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Midean8 years ago

Does anyone get that this is a disguised means of accessing immortality? Sure it"d be lonely, but I can use the internet without contacting anyone. Automated online orders for food and necessities. CleverBot for "social" contact. Thankfully I"ve never b...[Show full comment]

Panifex7 years ago

Holy hell, you"re a genius.

rn_rn_rn9 years ago

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eat-my-fucking-oatmeal6 years ago

ni🅱️🅱️a belongs in r/ihadastroke

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elite king9 years ago

Get 40000grand then stop its only a month

TuroKK0076 years ago

Math isn't your strong side.

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Imitaterdrone8 years ago

Rob for your own food and necessities no one will be there and return to humanity when you have enough money

JL17767 years ago

Who’s Rob

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swgrisiaf8 years ago

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HaoYuan7 days ago

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Nasho4 years ago

NOOOOO NOT THE PETS

JinhoKim7 years ago

I dream of people I hate

Foodisbae188 years ago

Quit the job for an hour to watch bill nye

Hiphop758 years ago

You can really tell that people are growing too dependent on technology when someone makes something like this . . . And there is such a thing as reading

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

Know that. Pressed.

Ajrocks5679 years ago

I love reading, so I will read and eat for the next 10 years, and then be happy and rich

Table_Pepper9 years ago

Doesn't say anything about books

Rilln5 years ago

Hey simple... i wait 3 weeks and then get unwavering love.

Droitzel9 years ago

Sure. I don't like people interrupting my books/music and such.

Kittycatgomeowmeow7 years ago

What if you were poor and needed money just get a lot of money then quit the deal and then boom your rich

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM3 years ago

If I want to become a billionaire I don't need TV or anything else + when I become rich then I can quit and enjoy my android TV with my favourite snack. : )

Lzke7 years ago

So I'll get that much money for the rest of school (finally being productive, lol) and then I'll just live from that...

DunkleSans9 years ago

Well you can stop when ever you want... so get the money get the girl and stop. Then you can use the money to by new games at steam or where ever you buy games.

RizeKamishiro9 years ago

What if I just get the money I need then stop receiving the money :D

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

HELL NO I LOVE THE INTERNET

Yodamaster33338 years ago

You can get the money and buy pets and tv and internet because you have the money

StudentAshlynStorts7 years ago

i would just get my own wifi like make my own compney

Sans And Papyrus9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter9 years ago

STOP. THIS. BULLSHIT. RIGHT. NOW.

kawaiisushi228 years ago

worth it.. (jk)

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM3 years ago

I can live without mama and anyone else, and doing so for ages!

TomboyChill9 years ago

Oh heck to the no! I can not live without friends,family,or wifi!!!

Stropey7 years ago

Introverts be rolling over their graves

CastielWinchesterMishaAckles7 years ago

no contact with pets is horrible but having no internet is worse, i would be so bored

Piggy of search engines 9 years ago

Oh yea

FranceAlain8 years ago

Just save the money you earn every week and when you think the money you saved is enough to last you a lifetime, then stop so you could be with the love of your life and be able to communicate again. 😂

SethVanderSpiegel4 years ago

Free 750

Hamistagan8 years ago

i could deal with this because by the time i had enough money there would be true vr

210727Frake7 years ago

Then how would you find the love of your life?

The Friendly Strider9 years ago

lool we dont need money and i have a computer inside me

Guy that does stuff9 years ago

I'm a computer I'm a computery guy

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animalIQ8 years ago

I only didn't press the button because I need mi birbs nacho and cheese

meatloave4 months ago

You can't purchase anything at all . There's no way to live unless you build your own home build your own furnishings and grow/hunt your own food .nothing will be insured and if you need medical help then your utterly fucked unto suffering and death.... Fo...[Show full comment]

meatloave4 months ago

However , the 'person of my dreams' is a serious hottie who happens to be a genie , she's flawlessly cute from her face to her feet and she's utterly devoted to me. Once I get my three wishes and enjoy her...thoroughly... I dismiss her and we each go out o...[Show full comment]

Harper8 years ago

So go a little while without human interaction, save up the money, then stop recievng the money, you have enough for your wedding and a house, get the person of your dreams, and can talk to people again... you just have to use a little sense.

nukechicken7 years ago

Too long to read

jakeliweiquan7 years ago

I WILL NOT GIVE UP CONTACTS

UltraRaglo9 years ago

AGGHGHGHHHH I CANT LIVE WITHOUT INTERNETE!!

xxhh4 years ago

没有互联网的话有点难受，获得爱人也不是必须，现在又不是吃不上饭，这个buff并不吸引人

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Go a few weeks with out internet it"s not hard then stop getting money

Curly Whirly8 years ago

okay so a year of solitude playing nothing but offline video games, save up for a long time. The love of my life already gives me her unwavering love so she wont just stop because i managed to save a tonne of cash

TuroKK0076 years ago

How am I supposed to get grocery without making contact with the cashier?

Sukmypotatoe9 years ago

ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

Raven13239 years ago

Raven1323 WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You gain the ability to smooth talk your way through any situation. but Your voice sounds like macaroni and cheese being stirred. Share Comments Cody James Carter 46 years ago | Likes: 68 "D...[Show full comment]