Will You Press The Button?

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago

Just wear shoes.

Javongod 4 years ago

I can just float then

Joseph Brunow 13 years ago

No one really touches the ground in the first place. =/

GPZ3233 2 years ago

这是一个12年前的评论！

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Snescube 10 years ago

So if I just wear shoes or socks I'm fine as it's not me touching the ground? Plus I could just float a centimetre off the ground.

P7 10 years ago

Who will ever say no... Wait, 38%!?

Herogaia 10 years ago

basic science teaches you that you never touch the ground

yellowbutton 11 years ago

screw the fucking ground

Daniel Akai Shinigami Shearman 13 years ago

The electrons in the atoms between the ground and your feet would repel anyway, we never touch the ground at all in the first place.

ButtonPresser152 5 years ago

BILL NYE THE.. russian SPAI!

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daniel p 10 years ago

You don't even touch the ground anyway the atoms don't get put together

Sierra Marie Parson 13 years ago

I will hover just above the ground!

SteinamiteS 9 years ago

True

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Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Fucking electron repel bro

the117doctor 10 years ago

Whatch as I skate on air!

graci3lacy 10 years ago

I don't want to touch the ground that ish nasty. Next time some one says cash me ousside how bow dah I can just fly over and pick them up and trow them in the trash cuz that is what they are.

stove last year

ACCURATE

BatuhanS 10 years ago

Never!!!

yellowcat53 11 years ago

Downside? Flying is cool!

kathprat7611 11 years ago

I agree

Randy Arruda 13 years ago

Eternal levitation? HELL YEAH!!!

Lonely Pizza 7 years ago

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Casey Oney Buchan 13 years ago

No back pain from gravity in your spine. You are weightless!

the117doctor 10 years ago

*facepalm* we don't know what part of the body is lifted. This could mean the difference between Feeling like being picked up, or like there"s a constant floor under you.

Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago

yes! atoms repel each other at a microscopic level!

Aaron Felton 13 years ago

Hovering is thrice as cool as flying anyway.

Nikki Bailey 13 years ago

Hovering... duh.

David Jones 13 years ago

Easy walk on buildings

Valentin Grillo 13 years ago

i could just fly close to the ground like Malzahar

DontPressButton 10 years ago

YEAH LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno 13 years ago

I really don't want to live on this planet forever

Michael Smith 13 years ago

so i can fly and be immortal as long as i wear clothes and shoes? gimmee

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago

Atoms I meant

Sophia Smith 13 years ago

I'll float.

Katie Jarred 13 years ago

You can just hover above the ground by 1 millimetre.

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago

According to science u have a microscopic gap beetween your ar9ms

Javier Bohorquez 13 years ago

Hell yeah, turn into an angel.

Koh Jia Jun 13 years ago

That's awesome

Randy Vuxta 13 years ago

Fuck walking

AreYouHigh 9 years ago

Fuck U

phrog 5 years ago

i can still touch the floor, and i can fly near the ground as well

devilsadvocate689 9 years ago

ill hover over the atlantic ocean

WBGrock 11 years ago

so... i just hover 2 inches off the ground constantly... i could work with that.

natogator 11 years ago

stand on a hoverboard

Seapony 9 years ago

If I could fly, why would I want to ever touch the ground? And if I was immortal, no military could try to shoot me down as some "threat"

LivingT0mb5t0n3 11 years ago

Hover and fly to the mooooooooooooon

Trinity 10 years ago

Hi

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago

No downside

Monkeysgt 7 years ago

Meh, I'll just float slightly above the ground, so slightly everyone thinks I'm walking.

tocool34 10 years ago

you can just hover

Mammot 2 years ago

Help humans!! I turned myself into a Mammot and I can't turn myself back!!!

SeabassJames 10 years ago

I don't want immortality.

Cheeseyjrdude 12 years ago

Just float an inch above the ground or something

Blakey 8 years ago

Just hover like a few centimetres up... OR LIKE A FOOT OR TWO! Then you can be a menevolent god

ThatPotatoOverThere 10 years ago

But..I couldn't skate D:

Bamtan 9 years ago

Define ground.

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skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

YOU ASS FUCKER

Zygosis 9 years ago

Zyg here; I can just levitate directly above the ground; it could even be a centimeter or less.

Nerd With Lisp 11 years ago

i would just amaze my partner during anal sex in the behind side

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