Again, the chances are better that you will meet everyone on earth in one day, get struck by lightning 37 times within 1 week and survive, get trampled by a pangolin, all while you're 5 years old. Oh, and I forgot the part about eating the moons of jupiter...[Show full comment]
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Forrest Woodward13 years ago
I hope it's not a brand new car.
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Luke Plastow13 years ago
surprise mother fucker, tonne of bricks
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Micheal Baldon13 years ago
It's an elephant!
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regulus9 years ago
If it"s random, chanches are infnitely high it"s a high ammount of digital currency.
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LogicWizard31411 years ago
Well, I hope it doesn't kill me.
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Retromusic24710 years ago
i love surprises
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TheOOOF6 years ago
*mind glich*
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PersonOfNoInterest11 years ago
sit under a table
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Temmie flakes cereal11 years ago
Or maybe a pile of shit
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ButtonGod8 years ago
I'll tell the police someone threaten to kill me and he has killed people before
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Woroth11 years ago
Think of all the ways you could die and how comical some of them would be!
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Knucklesfan10 years ago
If it is a small light thing then it is worth it. If it is heavy then I die and won't have to worry about anything.
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uenvme12 years ago
ak 74 with rail guard, folding stock, by-pod, light, laser, acog, exstended fast mags that you can magically pull out with endless ammo. oh and suppreser as well
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gbubs19 years ago
I got the ground
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Kittigen11 years ago
What if your prize is a 50000000 pound ship...😨
🚢(ship):SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER!! HONK HONK BITCH!!
ðŸ˜(unsuspecting person):oh shit... 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
LogicScienceGeek11 years ago
Time to turn this into a contest. Black hole. Done.
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the guy who commented10 years ago
jupiter's not solid itd do nothing
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi3 years ago
Yay, I got Mount Ever- *dies*
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KiLEdEnNis11 years ago
from what height
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MatthewroweYT10 years ago
Hope its bieber so ican torture him forever
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FlaminTacoBoi6 years ago
It"s a new car...oh shit
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KataraLOL1311 years ago
You could just ask somebody
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PowerPikachu9 years ago
Boy: "Don't leave me!"
Mawile: "But I must. It"s for the good of us."
Boy: "I love you."
Mawile: "I know, but this won't work."
Don't keep reading! Just stop right there!
Boy: "I really love you. Don't leave me! I want to-"
Mawile: "I have to go."
B...[Show full comment]
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big-dungus-bungus7 years ago
Bruh
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lordbadass11 years ago
ohh god it could be a nuke
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Mea9 years ago
Called a helmet
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ZoeTheGreatest11 years ago
Ufo hurdles down at you at 500mph... Should have seen that coming
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