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You can heal from any wound or sickness (including cancer and stubbed toes) in exactly one hour. No sooner. No later.
but
Throughout the entire time you are healing, it feels like you are being strangled alive.
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Rizingr 10 years ago
"Strangled Alive" is just a stupid statement, how else is one strangled?

pinkpearl 6 years ago
@diamond, how do you know that...?
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Crazy_Jay58 9 years ago
Nothing wrong with a lil choking. Yes I'm one of those people.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
I agree uwu
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Wildclaw115 10 years ago
never says how tight

joebamayeet 6 years ago
yes it does. "squeeze or constrict the neck of (a person or animal), especially so as to cause death" is the definition. to cause death means tght
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JackSparrowPresident!!! 9 years ago
One whole hour of feeling like being strangled for a stubbed toe?? Now that, is a no-no

Grognard28 2 years ago
Hello Jack, would just like to point out, it says "you can" instead of you must. Valid point, though.

_40_ 9 years ago
Okay cool so i'll be healing and be turned on at the same time

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
I feel like that every time I run anyways

Drakkon2ZShadows 8 years ago
Two words: auto-erotic asphyxiation

#unicorn4life 9 years ago
It might sound creepy but I'm into that shit sooo this is a win-win for me.

DeanBeanMcDougle 3 years ago
wtf

Captain Maven 10 years ago
In an hour? Sorry but I'm not very patient.

OnePunch 9 years ago
I don't feel pain. I'm Saitama.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago
Mmhmmmm.

CAAKE 10 years ago
I win no one said how tight!

xXAceXx 10 years ago
#BDSM

Bee_boi 4 years ago
It’s an American’s dream, free healthcare and bdsm

RizeKamishiro 10 years ago
Someone who posts something on the internet should be congratulated the they posted something on the internet Congrats -Snoop Doge

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago
yes please

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH 11 years ago
I guess I'll press as well.

PieLucas 8 years ago
It could be a light strangle

Bagger-BK 8 years ago
You didn't say how tight. So if it"s a light strangle I'll be fine

TSOCOOKIEHD 10 years ago
Nothing that"s good for you feels good. Except for sex

Theanimekid 9 years ago
wonder how it feels to be strangeld when dead since that question is saying that

Davethedude115 10 years ago
Boy who came up with this game some of these questions are stupid

Bacteria_ last year
Jokes on you I am uncapable of breathing

Averyweasle 5 years ago
100% sure there is an anime about this

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Oh, I'm in pain for one hour... But deal. Just about everyone in my family dies of cancer. What I wouldn't give to be a survivor once (hopefully its just an if) I get it...

LloydbossYT 8 years ago
Would it kill me?

ILoveTacos 9 years ago
Healing from stubbed toes is impossible

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago
the creator probably has stubbed toes

TheGreatPapyrus4674 9 years ago
HEY SANS!

Jeevat 9 years ago
Stubbed toes

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
yes daddy

CynicInAMatchbox 9 years ago
AoT or what?

blaynewalker 10 years ago
I strangle myself every night

ANIMOO 10 years ago
What?

TheFangirlWhoFangirls 9 years ago
"strangled alive" "STRANGLED ALIVE" HOW ELSE WOULD ONE STRANGLE

RainBro 11 years ago
No thanks.

NathTheCancer 7 years ago
What happens after a car crash? Do you come back to life an hour later?

Soot 8 years ago
Idc I would be in pain for an hour I would just want to be cured

Marne 10 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name 10 times.rn2. say your mom"s name five times.rn3.say your crushes name 3 times. r... [Show full comment]

erl799 9 years ago
GUYS IT SAID STUBBED TOES PRESS THE BUTTON THIS IS THE BESTEST BUTTON EVER, I haven't read the downside yet btw

LifeOfTheParty 10 years ago
Strangled Alive' just a trick of the mind

mybirdiscuteCh1nese 4 months ago
总比死了好

Mega_Llama 5 years ago
If I watched a movie I recon that I could get through the pain.

JasonMatthewRomero 9 years ago
Torture porn

Cute_Slime_Vamp 9 years ago
Heal your self while you are strangling It won't hurt

pie364 10 years ago
sooooo immortal?

Nightcore1025 10 years ago
it never says I was strangled,and when your getting strangled don't you end up being knocked unconscious and not being able to feel anything?

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
UwU

TheGreatPapyrus4674 9 years ago
I love how stubbed toes are being compared to cancer

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
Wait so your not breathing? Or what this is so confusjng

DeanBeanMcDougle 3 years ago
The way you spell confusing is confusing

kingboss 9 years ago
that ok you can make a lot of money with that bow down to me

gmmck4 10 years ago
"can"

JeremySmith 10 years ago
Either that Or Death, Umm I wanna LIVE!

Winwi 8 years ago
A)It"s obviously worth it B)You don't have to heal everyone, you can save that gift for yourself and use it only if someone from your family would be sick
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