Will You Press The Button?

Loophole God 11 years ago

LH: "you can only sit on YOUR armchair". What if you didn't have an armchair?

WBGrock 9 years ago

The hot women build you one.

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

but Im a stright female...I need my senpia

Cinnamonbunny112 8 years ago

UR A UT FAN SAMEEEEEEE REEEE

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Laparas 10 years ago

I don't think Immortality is a curse and to the people who say you're going to float in space alone forever you're wrong. Immortality means you can only not die from mortal things like bullets not suffocation

Tigers Eye 10 years ago

correction, you can not die from natural causes, such as disease or age, but you can be killed by an animal or you can be stabbed

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Timples50 10 years ago

Fuck 4chan

TDMfan 11 years ago

I'm a girl. Also, I don't wanna live 4ever!!! Too much pain and suffering and allergies!

Migdin1 9 years ago

Just forget what i said, i forgot about what the button said, dont mind me...

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Stephen Lee 13 years ago

You mean I use the same hole to shit AND browse 4chan!? Done.

stayAdragon 9 years ago

laughed like 2 months on this

_ZebraDonut_ 9 years ago

What if we are women

Crazyfluff 8 years ago

Be bisexual/pansexual/gay/polysexual

jd_5speeed 9 years ago

Tf is 4Chan?

KairoSupreme_ 5 years ago

ass

idontno69 9 years ago

Windows 98

Dogeness 10 years ago

Said nothin bout standing and lying down or squatting or anything else but sitting :)

Eileen Amelia Stone 13 years ago

Why does everyone think immortality is so great?

miratraveler 5 years ago

In this case it isn't. But otherwise, explore the universe, learn all the secrets, become a god from sheer knowledge.

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hol3000999 11 years ago

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ArchNil 6 months ago

I wouldn't take it even if there was no downside.

LionBoyGX 6 years ago

So I would have sex with a hot woman done

Alex M. Lovins 13 years ago

So what about not sitting in my armchair with a hole? It says you can only sit on your arm chair with a hole for shitting and 4chan, but it says nothing about sitting in my armchair without a hole to do all my other shit.

Dragon Slaya 11 years ago

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idontno69 9 years ago

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Steamchells 12 years ago

no upside

xPotatoGuy274 3 years ago

no potatos. no upside

ArKade47 10 years ago

What's with people & immortality? That kind of life would suck for me!

BWGameguy 11 years ago

4chan never shuts dow? Okay, I'll just minimize it! LOOPHOLES!

FoxyFromOnePiece 5 months ago

I don't own an armchair. Fuehfehfehfeh!!

Aisling 10 years ago

If I ever get tired of being immortal, can't I Just desire the hot women to end me?

Andrea_TA 5 years ago

This seems geared towards people with very specific wishes in the first place

Savrash 11 years ago

It's basically paradise

asprex11 11 years ago

Dragon Slaya, just don't

Jaydoggg 2 years ago

What’s the point of being immortal if you can’t do anything

SachiLal 10 years ago

What"s the downside ??

Milhouse 11 years ago

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Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago

2 downsides

Buckets35 9 years ago

Why even use the girls stick it in the shithole

THEREISNOAVAILIABLEUSERNAMES 11 years ago

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Daleklingon 10 years ago

Pls stop. And end yourself.

Bursh 9 years ago

Downside?

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Alkeniw 11 years ago

Probably, but you don't need to spam that here

pigmaster108 12 years ago

I think there's no down side

Funtime_Foxy_YT 5 years ago

Heck no

CCthecat 10 years ago

Im not lesbian, and i need to run and play soccer DX

Alkeniw 11 years ago

No. I wanna play video games, run, have FUN. Also, I'm asexual, so unless the women can bring me a quantum supercomputer, there's no point to this.

beabuns 2 years ago

EWW women

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Bubblepoppie 10 years ago

So this is only directed to strait men and lesbian women. Well then, I guess I don't need to press

Brayand Romero 13 years ago

4chen is fun

TwoRoaches 7 years ago

4chan is where the devil makes potty.

FattyTheFat 9 years ago

If my physical desire is to walk again, doesn't that mean that the hot women would have to fulfill that desire too? So I can technically do anything, as long as I desire to do said thing.

Goliath97 11 years ago

Just get a different chair

Fairyqueen03 11 years ago

The ones who pressed the button are douchbag guys and lesbians. ( no offense intended to the lesbians) ( extreame offense to the douchbags)

I hate all weebs 12 years ago

what's the downside

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Immortality is a curse. Your going to see everyone die and watch the world burn and whe. The world is gone you'll be floating around space forever alone filled with sadness and regret! Btw im using an android phone, so I ment to put "when" but the on screen keyboard glitched.

Rick_Relgia 4 years ago

This is literally the definition of hell... No thanks.

DorkieDom 11 years ago

Well I dont have a arm chair HEHE

ThomasJULY11 11 years ago

Lol, Milhouse

youngsheldon 2 years ago

bazinga!

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