Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P
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Nutjob8 years ago
I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.
Sklerplayzgamez7 years ago
So right
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.
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Drag0nz159 years ago
You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher
creeper2952958 years ago
lol
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Mysticgohan459 years ago
War if I was close to Justin beinerrn
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Newsie9 years ago
I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon
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JimiTTB9 years ago
Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.
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wickedwhizzard4 years ago
essentially what i would do is pick end all suffering.
being hurt and dying is suffering
to end all suffering means no one has to suffer death
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AmericanWoman8 years ago
Where there is no anarchy, there can be no order;
Where there is no famine, there can be no feast;
Where there is no junk, there can be no treasure;
Where there is no war, there can be no p peace;
No sacrifice, no victory.
I said it the way I meant it.
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mari_houses9 years ago
Take one for the team ig
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Plosterkatt8 years ago
So if I hug Donald Trump then I am close to him smart *points to head* XD
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PetekeyIsRealGoAway9 years ago
*Cough* Friends close. Enemies closer. *Cough*
Hey Donald how's about we go hangout.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA10 months ago
Wait. being betrayed is suffering. i can end it. I GET THE POWER FOR FREE
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purple_girl9 years ago
i will not cuz i love to watch ppl suffering :3
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Vikram7 years ago
Hey Justin
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PigScalpor8 years ago
Only one?
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Panifex8 years ago
Just choose someone you hate... It doesn't specify any ramifications of your picking someone else and not someone you like
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ButtonNoob648 years ago
Already sacrificed my best friend
creeper2952958 years ago
sory
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TheRacoon3 years ago
I know too many friends who would be willing to take that bullet
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CobblePistol9 years ago
that means they would become real then die.
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Zammetti9 years ago
I choose me.
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KaiR7 years ago
How tf am i gonna end all suffering if im gonna suffer over losing my closest friend
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Maverick35428 years ago
One of my enemies lives across the street from me. My friends, are farther away
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DontPressButton8 years ago
QUICK!! HE/SHE SAID CHOSE INSTEAD OF CHOOSE!!! LET"S TAKE ADVANTAGE AND THERE"LL BE NO DOWNSIDE!!! >:O
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Cheeeselast year
donald trump say bye bye because i hate you
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xUniiverz7 years ago
My neighbors. They are close to my house and I don't like them anyways.
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Maypaws4 years ago
Adios
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MrTinyGamer8 years ago
Runs up to Trump and presses the button
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ZakDaDoge9 years ago
O_O abviosly press the button! what if your closest friend is a fraud,or if its ur girlfriend KILL HER
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Trumpcanwefixityeswecan8 years ago
So overpopulate the world?
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Macduff9 years ago
you can be close to someone in a bad way.
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RAJgamer7 years ago
Wouldnt you suffer if u killed someone you loved? Thus for all the suffering to end that person would have to be alive again? Paradox anyone?
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Rogert_Trichel9 months ago
Hey seeing a lot of comments here about Donald Trump. I don't know who that is but I'd probably push the button and kill my ex wife (I still love her) --Rogert
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Dalborz7 years ago
Read my mind
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Penguinwithskill8 years ago
What if we sacrface their hair?
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MilaToner8 years ago
Keep your friend close... And your enemies CLOSER.
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MegGrogg8 years ago
my bruther
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Minecraftersguide9 years ago
just stand next to a death row inmate, you're welcome?
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PaintRick9 years ago
Does jesus count?
PaintRick9 years ago
Check m8 atheist
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Jshsh5 years ago
Be frends with a guy who will kill himself
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tserp028 years ago
not my waifu!
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SomeoneThe17 years ago
I can just choose someone random standing next to me. They"re really close.
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EarthToAccesss8 years ago
Loophole, I'm this new world everyone is friends. Just pick a single person.
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