You get to go to Hogwarts whenever you want!
but
You have to live in Mordor for a year first.
I will not

Schmucklehed last year
I wouldn't wanna go to a school started by a fuckin TERF

Lemuni last year
im sorry did you mean to include an upside????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

sobacosudao 11 years ago
i lived in mordor for the past 18 years

Samuel526 10 years ago
I would not, just cuz neither has any internet...

Dukaag 9 years ago
You could use magic to create some form of internet

Mike Walsh 13 years ago
One does not simply live in Mordor

Gabriel98 8 years ago
I see you are a man of culture as well
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Mister-E 9 years ago
Knockout: Mordor might be nice seeing how Sauron is no longer inhabiting it! Starscream: Shut up!

Bob12357 3 years ago
I haven’t finished the books but In the movie didn’t Mordor collapse

mbibjnh 9 years ago
I live in the city of North korea

AbsoluteRepublican 7 years ago
So it"s like Mordor anyway😂😂!

DACAT 9 years ago
I don't like harrypotter

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
I never wanted to go to Hogwarts anyways.

AttackOnDeathNote 9 years ago
Fuck it. IM COMING HOGWARTS!!!!

LREchoise 7 years ago
Me too

TheDoom119 9 years ago
No downside.

Bob12357 3 years ago
Wdym have you not read or seen LoR

SciFiBro 9 years ago
dating with the dead chicks

Killertaco47372838 10 years ago
What"s Mordor

CommentingDevice 9 years ago
Lord Of The Rings, it"s a trilogy, look it up.

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
One question, is their free WiFi, their?

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Go back to grammar school.

WarpedWarlock 11 years ago
one does not simply walk into mordor

Tabitha Hall 13 years ago
One does not simply live in Mordor...besides it seems like Hogwarts is attacked every freaking year anyway and I don't want to live with ugly ass orcs Legalos I would live with him...

Ender Linton 13 years ago
One doe's not simply forget mordor

Loopiloop 9 years ago
Well, sadly it doesn't say that you stop being a muggle

SuperSoakThis 11 years ago
FIRST OFF. One DOES NOT SIMPLY "Go to Mordor." Hahaha SECOND. I am pressing the button not to go to Hogwarts. But to go to Mordor. Haha.

Epiclogonio94 10 years ago
So cool

SF-A2 Miki 11 years ago
What is Mordor?

megaglitchgirl 10 years ago
Whats Mordor

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago
one does not simply not know what Mordor is

Ex Pounds Lounds Or Rounds 11 years ago
I Would Just Bring Machine Guns Tanks And Other Artillery

AndIMissedAgain 9 years ago
SERVE THE BRIGHT LORD!

spee9112 11 years ago
Lay low stick to the shadows play caveman

PressStart 9 years ago
One does not simply make a good comment

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
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megamanrules123 11 years ago
SO?>?.?.?.?.?.?.?.

Artart 9 years ago
Make mordor a nice place lool

Dagmar1177 11 years ago
What's the downside?

Frizseth 11 years ago
Wuts mordor

MaeDalais 9 years ago
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Samirah 12 years ago
At least for me the posative and negative effects are reversed! :P

ProDodger2217 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will kissedrn55555555525555555555555555 5555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

ZostrabTheQuirk 9 years ago
Doesn't Specify how so you could live as Sauron"s Assistant/Secretary or something

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
Worth it.

Unobox 10 years ago
ANYTHING FOR HOGWARTS

chino2233 11 years ago
Bring the orcs

Firecrafter115 10 years ago
Mordor is destroyed any way so you can go to the school anyway :)

LORD_SHAXX 6 years ago
There is a town in Germany named Mordor. Does it count?

AcedOut 11 years ago
I just looked up what mordor was.. And it looked cool AF. YOLO

Themessigcn 9 years ago
Well it beats normal school Wengardium Leviosarr

Howday 4 years ago
no no no, you"re saying it wrong. it"s Wingardium Leviosa! Not Wengardium Leviosarr.

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
OF COURSE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HOGWARTS

inkredeble 11 years ago
Doesn't sate which situation you are in so I would choose "royalty" as in not being an orc and work my ass off or something.

FatSumo11 10 years ago
Well I mean mordor is destroyed now soooo...no downside.

Dman 6411 11 years ago
I don't like Harry potter

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago
Oh damn. I don't know XD

Marki Faz 11 years ago
idk what Mordor is, but I can live through it. I want to fly a broom for crying out loud!

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon 9 years ago
I"d rather not visit a school where I can easily die in.

Ulv Lindkvist 13 years ago
Before or after sauron becous he's dead isn't he
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