You can save someone you've never met from being stabbed to death
but
You have a 1% chance of dying painlessly
I will not

Bdog31 11 years ago
The people who DID press the button didn't realize that to save this one person might not make any difference for the one who would have died, and simply delayed their death, and punishing yourself for the slight act, even though there is just as much of a... [Show full comment]

Puppet2512 2 years ago
The chances of that are very small, and I was more I treated in the painless death
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P7 10 years ago
If I. Stumble on this button 50 times, will i have a 50% chance of dying painlessly?

mySopinion 2 years ago
actully it will be 1-(.99)^50=0.39499393286
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TheGrandStar 10 years ago
Depends on what the downside means. Does it mean you might die when you press the button, or when you die it"s painless?

Javongod 4 years ago
Ok I save I love everyone and everting so this will not be a problem 😎

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
does emotional pain count, because not existing anymore kinda sucks...

grumpiestfuhrer 9 years ago
a 1% chance of dying is better than no chance

OnePunch 9 years ago
everyone has an 100% chance of dying. This just means that 1 more of those percentages is going to be painless. It doesn't say that you will die now.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Putting it in that way: the chance of you dying a painful death is 99%

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
the people who did not press the button are what's wrong with the world... -__-

fkaju 3 years ago
Moral kidnapping
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UndertaleloverCharaDreemurr 9 years ago
If I have 1% to die I wont die cause I have a 99% I will live

grdavis 10 years ago
What if said person is a bad guy?

Kaori 10 years ago
Why would I save someone I don't know?

mr.whatface 10 years ago
Hey hey heyheyheyheyheyheeeyyyyyyyyy. No. I'm don't care if it's only 1%. I don't care what the other 99% is. I'm not putting myself in front of danger to save some random fuckhead I've never met and is probably on my hitlist anyways. Unless I've been info... [Show full comment]

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Well fuck you too Haylee.
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mebruh 11 years ago
Well yeah but, Statistically speaking so does everybody

UsernameIsReal 11 years ago
Wait don't you die anyway? (old age, heart attack, food poisoning, murder, suicide, etc) I mean unless you die in your sleep aren't almost All painful? #Life

Blockman350 9 years ago
Old age isn't painful. Well, death by old isn't.

LucasR 11 years ago
Let him die bitch

Rasmus Hagland Lundqvist 13 years ago
No pain, no gain!

SynthIz 11 years ago
Fucks given = (fucks you think I give ^ 0) - 1

FRANCOIS AWSOME 10 years ago
i saved a life and i may go in history

BawbRaws 9 years ago
It"s pretty likely that I won't die painlessly anyway. I'm gonna be 70, falling down a huge flight of stairs, getting my ass kicked on every. single. step. I press.

drayvenkoser 5 years ago
i agree why wuld u not save someone.

VaswStr 12 years ago
The change is just so small, so i press the button

TheNerdyVillager 11 years ago
38% of people who didn't press this button should jump off a cliff

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Stfu you just want people to get on their knees and praise you for saving some random person
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TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
I have terrible luck. I WILL die.

Sefirosu200x 10 years ago
As long as I don't have to kill anyone, not even the person doing the stabbing.

DylanTheGameGuy 9 years ago
hey I met myself LOOPHOLEZ

polka 10 years ago
If you think about it 1% is very low, when you go out in the street you basically have more than 1% chance to die painlessly

mmerc10 11 years ago
Seriously? Do i have a 99% chance dying painfully?

chillyfiremage 11 years ago
What if the person you've never met ends up being the next Hitler... therefore saving them ended up killing even more people. Also I just don't like people so either ways a win win for me.

Naww 4 years ago
My horrible luck says it"s the end for me

RocketGirl1 11 years ago
so that's a 99% chance of dying painFULLY.... no thanks

Mister-E 9 years ago
I like those odds

Psychokiller 6 years ago
A. If I don't press this button someone dies B. If I don't press this button I don't die I see this as a win win I refuse to press

Jorg Vermeulen 13 years ago
now that i pressed the button did it mean i will get killed by saving that person or that my death will possibly be painless

Francoisomenerd 9 years ago
1% Is very low. Plus, I would"ve saved someone, even if I don't know them I'm not selfish like other people.

jinkingsoholahan 11 years ago
My luck is much to low to survive i hate to say no but I don't want to die yet :(

Dripper12345 11 years ago
That is such a tiny pecent

AdmiralAero 9 years ago
Better save Yuri now. #JustMonika

caseykat09 11 years ago
I don't like pain...not even for someone I don't know. Shocker.

UndertaleloverCharaDreemurr 9 years ago
Wait I never met someone stabbed

Gay girl 10 years ago
Ugh so stupid who would do that

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
I think the 1% chance is better than normal.

Trillionguy 11 years ago
even a chance to die is too much

Notanevildictator 12 years ago
your welcome i say thsn lives, all dem other bitches who press die because when my luck is good theirs is shit

Nicholasss9876 11 years ago
I want to commit suicide

BlayneDyar 8 years ago
Don’t care

CamOler 10 years ago
*Presses 100 times*

Funnycookies 9 years ago
It depends on who it is that I'm saving if it"s someone very nice I'll do it if not ILL NOT SAVE THEM AND WATCH THEM DIE IN COOKIES

saraisnotonfire 10 years ago
You know all of you who did not press the button are being selfish because you are sabing a life even if you don't know the person

HayleeivyjeanHayesgamer 9 years ago
Ya fuck them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leeloverose 10 years ago
But they didn't say black people... but if they mean black people then #vote for Trump. Not

Mr_loopholes 3 years ago
*drinks an 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x luck potion Alright ready!πŸ‘
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