Will You Press The Button?

asdfasfd 2 years ago

let's play spot the vegan

Stickius 9 years ago

Meat... Is... Muther fuckin life bitch

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago

you"re fat

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b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago

i only love animals when they taste good in my mouth

Tyler Marshall 13 years ago

a vegan wrote this...

Danielfarrell94 6 years ago

You shouldn't just be given the trust of an animal you should have to earn it because then you value it more it"s like that for anything in life

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NotThatGuy 10 years ago

Fuck vegans, they"re hypocrites

DankWolf666 8 years ago

I'm torn. I love animals.... but I also love steak.

The_Doberman 9 years ago

If meat and diary is the only point or one of the best things in your life, maybe its not verbally who have a bad life.. Also there"s so many vegan options for things.

RyanChambers 9 years ago

what about 11 pounds

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago

The correct word is nauseated. Nauseous refers to something that would make someone feel nauseated. IE: "That smell is nauseous". Nauseated refers to the sensation of nausea. Know the difference.

Dark22 6 years ago

shut yo mouth with that bullshit

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Leah_770 9 years ago

You know what being vegan is"nt that bad so I have to be vegan big deal I get cool powers and shit like that HELL YA. :3

TradeMarked 10 years ago

If someone pressed this they are mentally unstable

Feutixlle 10 years ago

Hell yes I love animals! *button smashing*

Aaron is here and bored 10 years ago

Already allergic to dairy and meat and all. I see no downside minus the fact ppl dont take vegans with allergies seriously

UnderMation 10 years ago

I need ma pizza and taco

phycoticlegend 10 years ago

this is fucking stupid, so i have to be vegan?

kath.dilemas 10 years ago

There's nothing wrong with being vegan

rexafun12 10 years ago

the guy who wrote this is a vegan by far and they're showing f how good to animals they are but tough lick mate you,re not the only one im vegan too!

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Zsteckob 6 years ago

Your gay fuck you furry

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Gabriella Ashlin 13 years ago

As a Wisconsinite, this was a little heartwrenching, if not seeming completely healthy. I'll miss you, coffee.

the117doctor 10 years ago

What about non-dairy creamer?

Alex Gerdes 13 years ago

Im sorry I need fast food in my life

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago

fat bitch

The_Doberman 9 years ago

I'm vegan so there"s no downside for me o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

toejamburger 12 years ago

Be a vegan in order to never get messed with by mosquitos or anything like that again? Worth it, and here's why: Go to the zoo. Grab the tigers, bears, and a giraffe. Suddenly, you are the king of the beasts, riding your majestic and unusually tall steed ... [Show full comment]

Andy2 10 years ago

can i control them? cause that would be awesome.I pick up a deadly spider and show it to someone and scare em. haha

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

wait this is a win win. if I go vegan I'll get vegan powers AND be friends with animals...

EmilioTheGreat 11 years ago

So Tokyo Ghoul with vegetables? I can dig being Kaneki

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago

I'm a proud omnivore!

Rief_en 11 years ago

This is the first qiestion i found that makes me had a dilemma for 10 min lol.

RandomSomeone 9 years ago

all the animals already likes you unless you hurt them....

belle29 9 years ago

not necessarily true

Imastrangeone 6 years ago

FUCK NO

BranHam 11 years ago

Mm I would love that ability but bacon BACON!

Hazaaaahhh 9 years ago

I'm a vegan anyways...

XxX_BillyBoy_XxX 10 years ago

A vegan DEFINITLY Wrote this Probably freelee The person All meat eaters HATE

pancakes is kawaii 11 years ago

I've always wanted to be vegan!

obitohateskakashi2 3 years ago

Meat... Is... Muther fuckin life bitch

Rkilloh 11 years ago

Mosquitoes and wasps don't bother me

Rolland Bell 13 years ago

uses power to control humans who are animals and make all food vegan by changing the definition of food to vegan.

tbotter 10 years ago

Just because bees will leave me alone

dedirake 5 years ago

N O a big f**kin N O

Pimpacity 11 years ago

for the love of meat!

Segius22 11 years ago

.....I need... meat... sorry animals

XenanJoltz 11 years ago

already a vegan

Sf_247 11 years ago

Found the Vegan

Emma Slender 12 years ago

ok i dont mind feeling sick all the time

Nai Gative 13 years ago

Not much would change, haha.

Superstar57 10 years ago

They are stupid, it's this magic thing called "DOMESTICATION" think of that buddy bee (lol)

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

i pressed a button that allowed me to become anything i wanted so i"d someone who doesn't get nauseated

Buttux 11 years ago

So I become a level 30 druid? Animal friends, find me nourishment

Jamieward 6 years ago

Hey look on the bright side no more random animal attacks

Confetti Wizard 11 years ago

Eat qourn, problem solved...

anon666 11 years ago

This has been my favorite so far. I actually had to think about it for several minutes before saying no (ben&jerrys). toejamburger made an awesome point that I didn't think of, I would change my answer now seeing it from that perspective.

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