Will You Press The Button?

You can have any pet you want that will obey your every command and does not have to eat

but

It sleeps all day and all night except for mondays and thursdays

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lingchangtian11 days ago

There's no harm. Why not do it?

idontknowwhatsmyname3 months ago

So I have a pet for nothing

CHEESE_EXCLAMATION5 months ago

OWL!

Idk8 months ago

There is no downside

Maharidlast year

There is actually no downside?

MRINFINITYDOTCOM3 years ago

So a cat

Hyltran2 years ago

Cats eat.

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The Howling Wolf4 years ago

Command to sleep only when I do. Bam I now have a giant fantasy wolf pet.

235x0last year

a pet who will give me a superpower (inter-universe teleportation) then i will let it go free

I.am.Chineselast year

It's hard to imagine anyone not pressing it

TrentonStern4 years ago

Bring me kfc. That will be all

Nurminenlast year

LOL

182745822 days ago

So some fantasy breeds can be my pets? Like a dragon or a griffin or something. So I choose to press the button

Super_Sanic12 months ago

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

DrawingOfJohnnySins10 months ago

Me omw to tell my dog to give me a gazillion dollars:

Evil_J5 months ago

Panthor! To me!

fgsfdslast year

i don't wanna be concerned that the lil bugger died every day so no, i won't.

Icedagger10 months ago

Absolutely

qwertyfr3 years ago

fetch me food

Gigablack3 months ago

OH HELL NAHHHHH

letbox13 years ago

Polymorph. So today it"s a dragon, tomorrow it"s a hot chick.

Hyltran2 years ago

It would be cool to have a turtle 🐢 that obeys my every command.

Dark_watermelon2211last year

But hear me out polar bear

meatloave10 months ago

My pet is a a small field mouse that brings me a superpower ring and a cash card with 500,000,000 $ tax free that cant be lost stolen or broken then disapears into a backyard where it lives peacefully and safely for the rest of its life without ever interacting with me again

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