Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

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25610 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 33718 (57%) did not.

You will have nearly endless intelligence and knowledge

but

You will never be able to feel emotions again

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castration12last year

i hate everyone here

Netsuki8 days ago

Hate is an emotion, so your joke didn't really work.

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Maharid2 years ago

I will be much more proficent in doing anything, i'll accept.

VIRATKOHLIlast year

i can figure our a loophole of this using my intellegence , i guess its like i can intake artificial injectors to feel emotions just like AI does

Awesome Ness 9 years ago

Good emotions suck!

11gscanlan7 years ago

I'ma guess you pressed teh button

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Love Dva9 years ago

So im yandere chan

Cattalemachine7 years ago

I guess

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AssHar8 years ago

Hah, jokes on you! I already am emotionless!

Netsuki8 days ago

No, you are not. It only proves that you don't understand WHAT is emotion.

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RedVexeD8 years ago

Become a high functioning sociopath? Sure, why not. They tend to wind up in the best jobs anyways. Surgeons, Lawyers, Politicians... >_>

RedVexeD8 years ago

... Sherlock? SHERLOCK! :D

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

Sheldon? Is that you?

jayfeather_warriors8 years ago

Hi

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DoctorAurora8 years ago

Dalek?

MotokiKuN8 years ago

Ayanami Rei.

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Thecatcovenantdude8 years ago

where"s the downside?

Udontknowhoiam8 years ago

So I'm Spock?

theblueh00d4 years ago

yes.

Duyanhkute157 years ago

Yes.

RiderJarzen8 years ago

With my intelligence I will create something to make me feel

DangGal2048 years ago

having no emotions is the best thing ever

ChseiKokoro8 years ago

*Sherlock theme starts playing in the distance as I press the button*

Ackkmann8 years ago

Sherlock Holmes?

MoltenBolt8 years ago

Mhmmm no more deppresoin I TAKE IT

redheaddeath9 years ago

So I'm Sherlock Holmes now?

Ginga79 years ago

I can finally get over my crush

gabbo verde 9 years ago

Dr house?

Maria Clara Xavier12 years ago

bring it on

bruhh808 years ago

I will murder every one i know and dont feel sorry i want it

DaRealConMan4 years ago

I’m already emotionless as it is

le23449 years ago

i ment me

EnderHunter8 years ago

UGH fine

TeyonnaGage7 years ago

Some people"s say I don't have emotions

DrakeDes8 years ago

Great so I can manipulate people easily.... hehe

TJBADDAZZ768 years ago

Feelings are overrated

GreenJello3218 years ago

Who needs emotions when you can use your intelligence to make them.

235x0last year

I currently have weak apathy (the superpower)

Fangurliboy9 years ago

Emotions make me want to kill, others and myself, they ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhh

WewserLethalDude7 years ago

Sociopathy

E1steve3 years ago

I hate emotions.

TheMidnightMoon9 years ago

Who needs emotions?

NikLMann7 years ago

Upgrade in progress

RozArt8 years ago

Hell yeah! Knowledge is power! :D

Robinofyoingjustice8 years ago

The emotion part is true for me already so

JeremyBrett8 years ago

Sure I"d be a robot any day!

LREchoise6 years ago

I'm already emotionless, Because i have depression.

thxubi7 months ago

Same as frieren.

Mattrockj9 years ago

i would have the knowledge to know what emotions are an... wait a minute, emotions are for weebs

fmate20067 years ago

no sadness?

Elabella8 years ago

I Will not

George2227 years ago

I wouldn't want infinite intelligence anyway.

Ghost.0238 years ago

I have zburgers I don't feel emotions any how

THE GUY WHO LIKES WOULD YOU RATHER9 years ago

i don't like emotions lol

computergirl101108 years ago

you basically become a machine

theplexes4 years ago

I have pressed the button and should I even care about anyone or anything, nah.

le23449 years ago

i ment me

Assassin-king8 years ago

I have crippling depression so this will get rid of that

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