HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes9 years ago
Yep if you live forever nothing new will ever happen everyone will outlive you and eventually when the planet explodes you will be left floating around in nothingness
hey Mr. house fly, yea can you go? what? you wanna breed with me? i dont... i dont wanna have sex with a house fly, plus, im a boy... you too Mr. mozquatis...
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filthyfrank11 years ago
So, I can just live on the moon.
SuperMinecraftKid10 years ago
YOU SAID YOU HATE MINECRAFT!!!!!!
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Evan Garbin13 years ago
If the insects love me then they wouldn't attack/bite/scratch/poison/paralyze me. I'm in
if you never die you see all your friends and family die and get borde of evre thing eventchyualy the earth will explode make you just flote in space for eternity will all your friends are partying in heven and it never sais you dont fell pain
EineKartoffel9 years ago
Delta, you can't kill yourself if you are immortal. You can destroy your body and hinder its functions as much as you want, you won't die. You can atomize your body, but you'll still be technically alive. Btw, some people argue that invincible people can die of old age.
What's the Good part? Immortality is bad... You watch everyone you love die
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Lang1011 years ago
They have to evolve to do it with me
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ARiA108911 years ago
well spiders with venom cant kill me now, is that a good thing?
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-CraneOfTheSwamp-4 years ago
An eternity of being smothered by bugs?
....🦗🌝
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stormneko11 years ago
i feel as if the two of these have been flipped
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HUVASTI10 years ago
Be the bug
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FredbearTheBest11 years ago
How about bug spray on me? I am immortal then, so I should be immune, right?
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KingHoldz8 years ago
All them bugs'll start humping u good
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vocaloidistheluv55512 years ago
Couldn't you just control the insects then? Be immortal and have insect superpower friends that attack people! COOL! =^-^=
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Trumpetplayer210 years ago
World supply of insect repellant
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Dared9 years ago
Bug spray bitch!
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Garrett Woolery13 years ago
this is a lose lose situation
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Flameshot10 years ago
Use immortality to kill the insects. Simple, and you have all the time in the world
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ultraroar10111 years ago
immortality is super bad
and insects will be the last on earth
so nooooooooooooooooooooo
nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Schmucklehedlast year
bug army bug army BUG ARMY BUD ARMY B U G A R M Y
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ChubbyWaffle2211 years ago
Just not spiders. And other dirty bugs.
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Timelypat9 years ago
No upside
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xXAriesXx11 years ago
Lol I am Master Of Insects
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Gameknight6410 years ago
Love me so much that they will do things for me on command?
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MisaelD11 years ago
I would like to use my insect army to attack everybody that denied me (my CRUSH mostly XD) #imsoevil
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Migdin110 years ago
It is ok, they love me, im the king/queen of all the insects, soo dont get afraid if there is a swarm of wasps or some other insects behind me.
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XldirpdirplX9 years ago
Instect army!
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Dayna Morris13 years ago
I'm highly allergic to bug bites
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miker5555511 years ago
2 downsides?
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WhyIsThisAChoice11159 years ago
The bugs are actually the teeny annoying mortals wishing for stuff and bugging you
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Rhett Overbay13 years ago
if they like me they'd be bothering me in a friendly way... so... ATTACK SPIDERS!
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Se7en71710 years ago
Screw that, life gets boring if lived for too long
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TrueUndertalian11 years ago
Army of black widows
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ButtonDecider4 years ago
aka permanent torture
nty
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AgentSquidbeak11 years ago
carry a fly swat around
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Vulpixie11 years ago
if i were immortal, i'd have to watch all my friends and family die
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Witchita8 years ago
I would be allowed to control them and make them do what I want
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DarkStarX12 years ago
Dream come true for an entomologist
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Obamahasabigwilly10 years ago
Fuck dat
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-Delta-9 years ago
Immortality" not invincibility i can kill myself whenever i want
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Katzin Pelayo Cortes13 years ago
If insects love me them I can command them, so that makes me the Bee King. That's immortality with a bonus!
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