you find a golden ticket and get to visit Willy Wonka's factory
but
you have an 80% chance of blowing up into a human blueberry, and only 20% of a chance of being chosen as the next factory owner
I will not


RallyHitzZ9 years ago
Isn't Willy Wonka a murderer according to theories online?

Jlegobot7 years ago
The kids AND parents ignored OBVIOUS safeguards.
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RileyDaWizard9 years ago
Well I'll tell you this Willy wonka is literally sugar coating diabetes

FantasyKitten8 years ago
Pretty much...
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Generic-person4 years ago
There was a riddle of osha violations in that factory

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago
There was five tickets, 100/5 is 20, so that is the likelihood Charlie had

Storibenjamin8 years ago
Every body says don't eat anything but how are you going to now that you turn in to a blueberry?

DigiDavid9 years ago
I like those odds.if you don't eat blueberries and don't be a brat you'll be a millionaire

Ko!9 years ago
Ooooooooo tasty

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
JUST DONT EAT THE BLOODY GUM, INFACT DONT EAT ANYTHING FROM THERE [unless its the chocolate bars like the one that got you the ticket], STAY WITH WONKA AND TRUST NOTHING

Nosaj9 years ago
Just don't eat the gum

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I will be a blueberry

roflcopters8 years ago
and then you will get squished and then come out as a flexible blue person

quickstirke8 years ago
Don be a Jack A$$ an eat everything that has a problem with it.

Nick Mallas12 years ago
Don't eat anything?

Alexover90004 years ago
Dont eat anything, all the kids who got "candy"d" are the fucking stupid ones who ate willy wonka"s candy
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ShadowfangTC9 years ago
I'm not even worried. I pressed the button. I have near unparalleled luck. Just 3 days ago, I walked into gamestop. I saw they had mystery box figurines for League of Legends. I looked at my wife and said, "Watch me get Yasuo." (he's my favorite champio...[Show full comment]

JuliaScotti9 years ago
20% of chance is all I need

Tricky8 years ago
Tri attack very oftenly statuses the enemy in pokemon battles with 20% chance anyways
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BonniehassanUwU3 years ago
Some Kids: Dying Oompa Loompa: Dancing :v

Cadenbug649 years ago
I already have a good job though

Panifex8 years ago
The snozberries taste like snozberries

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago
Don't break the rules, you'll be 100% safe.

Wolf1238 years ago
See the movie,learn about it, dont eat a thing.

KrazyKenzie9 years ago
In the movies, they fixed her anyways.

1234Bakery4 years ago
I KEEP GETTING THESE WITH FUCKING SWEETS, I CANT HAVE SUGAR GODDAMNIT

Jackdude10 years ago
Willy wonka is a serial killah

mrgordo9 years ago
Good lord... I'm gonna just gonna snek around a little bit, following the group, then knock Wonka out... then turn him in. To the police.

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
Well the girl who turned into a blueberry was a cunt and it was her fault. That"s not me

uenvme10 years ago
who says i have to go, sell the ticket and make a bunch of dough

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago
Sorry I have WillyWonkaphobia

Pfelice7 years ago
not a fan of chocolate thank you

Keith Robb12 years ago
I like those odds

WeaponOfChoice6 months ago
I mean, she was super flexible afterwards and I’d love to have that, so… I’m either a brilliant contortionist or a rich business owner, I see no downside 😂

johnny gat that sort of right guy9 years ago
IM LUCKY ACT KIND THEN HURT WONKA U RUN FACTORYBEFORE BLOW UP LOL

undertale_weirdo4 years ago
tape my mouth shut. Problem solved

Chanchoguy9 years ago
Grow up

abcx8 years ago
Just don't chew chewing gum. Problem solved.

Mansledfastsmokegrasseatassandsledfast7 years ago
Have you seen matpats video

BlueDogXL10 years ago
I GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!! doodoodoodoodoodoodoo

Krusek8 years ago
I"ve got the golden ticket. Lalalalalala.

Malanti9 years ago
Ikr guys

1337h3rr4mk29 years ago
Have you even seen the movie? The girl ate gum what turned her into a blueberry so i would avoid eating the gum

Asdfthepoop7 years ago
Dont do stupid stuff

NotMedicine11 years ago
The Willy What Factory?

Animesucks173 years ago
Cant i just sell the golden ticket? Its literally made of gold. I can make my own chocolate factory

summer fasion 9 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/214786

Teamgrumpycatfan8 years ago
No thanks im not gonna be a maniaic with a factory that hurts kids or one of those kids who become candy

Njones9 years ago
Never

ToTheMax9 years ago
They'll pop me.

MrDnD4 years ago
it is a risk i am willing to take

hellrye239 years ago
Wtf lol

Beedrill-Senpai9 years ago
YOLO right

Saha7 years ago
there is still a chance that I will will survive and tell the world the regulations wanker is breaking

beta10 years ago
all you have to do is be good. that's not hard.

Krusek8 years ago
Worth it to get into the chocolate room.
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