You do not age naturally
but
You age by a week every time you think about ageing. You cannot age by more than a week every day though.
I will not

JSE fan 11 years ago
what?

Eukalyptus 4 years ago
i think that you are dumb magigkat
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EpicSparklez98 11 years ago
Knowing me, I'd think about aging all the time and age 7 times faster than everyone else. Age 7 days every day, pfft, no.

OversizedLegoSpoon64 4 years ago
*presses button* two years later: I'm 194!

PuckEmilia 9 years ago
"you"re only as old as you feel"

Bongo 5 years ago
What?

Vorpex 10 years ago
I don't see an upside.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Don't think about aging then you won't age. Simple.
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BennettDurkin 9 years ago
what?

coffhar 9 years ago
Yeah, no. I don't want a "longer" life because I would see the end of the world but I wouldn't anyway because I know for a fact that I think about aging every day. Worthless.

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
I would basically age 6x faster

PikachuPlayer 10 years ago
I think about ageing A LOT of times, so I would die VERY sooner...

jill 11 years ago
Ok I want to be 17

The Boeing Kid 11 years ago
I rarely think about that

oldnotweak 12 years ago
im sure i could go years without thinking of aging

Rocket046 9 years ago
That"s just too complicated

Pamela Drees-Wilson 13 years ago
I am very easily distracted. . .bring it on. >83

Mutey-Fresh 9 years ago
Just don't think about age

FatSumo11 11 years ago
No downside here. Start aging at will!

mishmash 10 years ago
Wtf by the way im your name a jse fan a huge one

the vargus 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

vipuu 6 years ago
well i guess i just avoid an existential crisis every week and i"m good

Maits the Cracky Weirdo 11 years ago
Too risky. Waaay too risky.

Superwar3795 9 years ago
I’d age 7 times as fast.

CopperFlame 10 years ago
Hypnosis; you just got immortality.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Seriously? Just never think about it.

iddads 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

Master Roshi 11 years ago
I tried this at least 100 times and still nothing happened why are you kids so gullible these days?

Swifty_1201 12 years ago
Arthur Lee, you must be a very advanced baby

LilHopPlays 11 years ago
It's good for me because I don't remember a lot and I do never remember me aging so yeah

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
I"d do it till I'm 25. Then i wouldn't care about getting older.

BamtanJEM 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabb... [Show full comment]

mushroomdasmall 10 years ago
i am fine

SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago
...Why would you even want to age differently than everyone else?

Eko Wolfe 11 years ago
??? um....What does it mean by not "aging naturally" Do I age slower or faster?

Mutey-Fresh 9 years ago
Not at all

Ubercrow 12 years ago
No way. I would not be able to stop myself from thinking "Don't think about aging!"

POKEMANER_31 11 years ago
ok im 18 now bye mom bye dad(:D

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I hardly ever think about ageing, and according to this, thinking of anything age related is okay as long as it's not the ageing process.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
This is making me think about aging

Lackingdownside 5 years ago
Even though the wording is wonky this is a really good question!

cwell115 10 years ago
There's no upside

the vargus 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

¿MysteryM? 11 years ago
Stop! You people who post this shit are obviously prepubescent little shit bags who believe that repost a dumb ass piece of shit like this actually effects your life... guess what... this is why no one likes and why you'll never get the girl or guy cause i... [Show full comment]

gah 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Mercykid 12 years ago
Hypnotism

SuperSonicLover2004 9 years ago
Have someone hypnotize you Tori you can never think about aging after you aged however much you want.

serrato12 11 years ago
Hell no. I'd be like Benjamin Button but weirder...

Dupes 10 years ago
No upside

flanpantantan 11 years ago
What if you never think about it and see the end of the world? That's why I said no.

KittenLover_7 3 years ago
Get hypnotized and have them create a deeply traumatic memory about ageing so you block it out and never think about ageing again. Leave a note to yourself so that you can be reminded to undo this when you are tired of being alive.

the vargus 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

4LaraOtaku 10 years ago
I don't see an upside.

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
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Sfgswf12 11 years ago
It doesn't say you will die
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