You do not age naturally
but
You age by a week every time you think about ageing. You cannot age by more than a week every day though.
I will not


JSE fan9 years ago
what?

Eukalyptus3 years ago
i think that you are dumb magigkat
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OversizedLegoSpoon643 years ago
*presses button* two years later: I'm 194!

EpicSparklez9810 years ago
Knowing me, I'd think about aging all the time and age 7 times faster than everyone else. Age 7 days every day, pfft, no.

Bongo3 years ago
What?

PuckEmilia8 years ago
"you"re only as old as you feel"

Vorpex9 years ago
I don't see an upside.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Don't think about aging then you won't age. Simple.
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BennettDurkin7 years ago
what?

coffhar7 years ago
Yeah, no. I don't want a "longer" life because I would see the end of the world but I wouldn't anyway because I know for a fact that I think about aging every day. Worthless.

BartekTomasik7 years ago
I would basically age 6x faster

PikachuPlayer9 years ago
I think about ageing A LOT of times, so I would die VERY sooner...

jill10 years ago
Ok I want to be 17

Luis diaz9 years ago
Lol

magicCat3 years ago
stay young never die" never go through puberty

Foxybohv8 years ago
Where"s the upside?

Panifex7 years ago
Just don't think about aging! The less you think about it, the longer you live.

xxx_n0t@n0sc0p3r_xxx9 years ago
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SERB9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Hafiz9 years ago
Whats the positive side?

GreenleafElf10 years ago
I could probably do that.

_kate_z_great_8 years ago
Wha?

Gamer Joe8 years ago
What da fuk

Ameen A.9 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h...[Show full comment]

¿MysteryM?9 years ago
Stop! You people who post this shit are obviously prepubescent little shit bags who believe that repost a dumb ass piece of shit like this actually effects your life... guess what... this is why no one likes and why you'll never get the girl or guy cause i...[Show full comment]

the vargus9 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h...[Show full comment]

Miluna7 years ago
Does that include not wanting to grow up? Hell no!

Drangy8 years ago
Me Neither

balistic_daksh 9 years ago
Ummmm no

Bryan Rowland12 years ago
i'm now immortal

Pokefan1238 years ago
This would be horrifying for a person I know

iddads9 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h...[Show full comment]

Pun-geonKeeper8 years ago
So think about literally anything else. Think of chocolate muffins constantly, that"s what I do.

hailey$9 years ago
Huh?????????

Bjorn9 years ago
Now this is a good one. Simply concentrate on something else and dont think about ageing. Me personally I dont think about ageing, only rarely. I would love to have this. Pressed.

swanfantasy7 years ago
IMORTALLITY FOREVER

EdkingwerewolfFrost9 years ago
Seriously wtf this makes no sense whats so ever

roblox2091009 years ago
Lol I don't get this lol xD

mleann410 years ago
no upside

BananaBoss9 years ago
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

RyanGoodrow8 years ago
DAFUQ

Doggonade5 years ago
You can't not think of aging. Trust me

Ravenclaw_Queen9 years ago
Does this even make sense?

the vargus9 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h...[Show full comment]

SavagesAtWar9 years ago
I Dont Think About It Anyway

infinite scratch9 years ago
simple, dont think about it...i never have

Hereuall27 years ago
So don’t think about your age now u have immortality yay

Claire Tokarz12 years ago
I'm 15 and I wanna be a parent nope

diamondestroyer8 years ago
my simple mind no understand

iddads9 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h...[Show full comment]

RozArt8 years ago
Heck yeah! I wanna be 18!

Apollo9243 years ago
I’ll just try not to think about it.

BamtanJEM9 years ago
I'd die in a year
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