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You can never die
but
At random times throughout the day you will be in severe pain and yell random words and phrases uncontrollably.
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okigarcia20059 years ago
MY APPLES ARE FLYING INSIDE A UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtholeBarney9 years ago
So... Tourettes?

SE617last year
Pretty much
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LordOfTheLinds8 years ago
Y O U A R E A P I R A T E Oh shit it happened again

jkmc12058 years ago
ARGH MA CAR BUTT LEGS CHEESE MODE SOCKS WORK MARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
I AM UNSTOPAB---MUSTARD!!! the tuna fish never leaves the trench, ALCAPONE!!!!

BADWOLF109 years ago
I already do the downside all the PINEAPPLES DID 9/11 excuse me where was I.

Shawn Justice12 years ago
Shit I do that anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago
Same except for the pain
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Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I think that go- FLYING RAT UNICORN BURRITO FLYING FUCK ATE ME AND UNICORN AND FUUUUCK

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago
I have chronic arthritis so checkmate, communist!

KenJen64207 years ago
Comes with the computer nerd territory anyways so no downside

Tadomitaari8 years ago
No problem. I go with my polémon fennekin and my bedt friend who has a pokémon too on an adventure. Fuck the shitty internet

Tadomitaari8 years ago
Best* pokémon*

Ryan Wright12 years ago
So when the world ends there would just be a bunch of people who pressed the button, floating in space and yelling random words? Can't wait to see you all there!

News-Cat4 years ago
Cat meow I am cat apple pears are pooping in space food cake loop no yes cats rule eye bay
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I'm not hating, I'm just communicating the truth12 years ago
Those are two punishments.

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I fell the same

Alex Bartee12 years ago
ARGGGGGGGGGEHHEHHH PIES CAKE CARS ARHHHHHHHGGGGGG ok im fine now

spurius1878 years ago
So you stub your toe every day and have turrets?

TrasHatch9 years ago
periods

lu_jess_jk4 years ago
I wouldn’t like to live forever, even without pain.

562crazygamer9 years ago
JUST STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING IMMORTALITY. IMMORTALITY IS A BIGGER DOWNSIDE THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF!

Emeraldking90009 years ago
I click it! Basically i'll act like markiplier randomly! XD

Ferrosplice7 years ago
Having tourettes for being immortal? fuck yeah

DJCOLL0079 years ago
Dont matter i already do that lol

BoogieOogieDoogieMoogiefloogie8 years ago
How about when the world has just ended and your floating in space doing nothing for the rest of eternity...

CrazyGamer1237 years ago
I'm gonna live like that forever so

BlueLove133710 years ago
I don't want to become old and sick for the rest of my life thanks

GPH8 years ago
So... me?

willyoupressthebooto 9 years ago
I'm in pain everyday and I yell out random words

Qolem9 years ago
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

Maypaws4 years ago
To live in fear of death is better than to live in fear of life. Or something like "at, I ain't one for phsycological whatchamacallits "n" bein" all deep or whatever.

Wolfy Da Hell Wolf9 years ago
Invincibility: unable to feel pain, unable to die, no bleeds,cuts,etc and of course.......... NO BROKEN BONES (you kinda make no sense creator...)

belle297 years ago
immortality would suck though, you would have to watch everyone you love die

mysterywoman9 years ago
Where's the upside? :-(

phoenixforever6 years ago
I already am like that in every way though Because I was born 400 years ago in the highlands of Scotland and I am immoral

justafanvergent9 years ago
i do that anyway whatever

Tylerletcher8 years ago
Sound like rapid-fire periods

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
Shit that happens to me all the time anyway from fapping. Besides the pain, but that happens randomly anyway;

Longanimals9 years ago
Well, I have Tourette's so I only benefit from that.

winterxhawk8 years ago
That"s everyday if you"re in a fandom

EpikRexz9 years ago
PAINKILLERS

HoneyBuddhaChips8 years ago
I'd rather not watch people I love die while I sit comfortably in a a chair eating 10 packets of crisps at once...

Puggy9 months ago
immortality is shit

Gammafox9 years ago
WEll, i have about 80 years left in my life so im fine.

roflcopters7 years ago
OW! WHAT THE POTATO!!

Maeve Donovon12 years ago
This sounds like it'd be hilarious.

Buffy-Anne-Summers4 years ago
Both parts are bad

ajmem9 years ago
Tourette's...I have that anyway

NinjaMila8 years ago
May as well its normal with !my mates anyways

Mtoom30009 years ago
T8gf7c7t8hvf7c6d 6fchhjdtv7yhtcjgybu

TheMrBats8 years ago
I don't want immortality anyways so

Knightmare Slayer9 years ago
IZ WORTH IT

Head7 years ago
I always do that apart from getting pain
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