Will You Press The Button?

DenGC 6 years ago

get training and become skillful, have retirement benefits, sign me in

dogchasingcars 5 years ago

I just have to attend. I don't have to pass.

Mine_Zone 10 years ago

So you were trained but never deployed

Parsival 4 months ago

Obviously

Josh Hanlon 13 years ago

> Don't have to work in military > but you have to work in the military

Master1 8 years ago

Train dumb fuck

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FrederickJhYih 7 years ago

Just... How ADVANCED? Learn to command a full fleet? Complete training of seal team 6? Or perhaps learn to be a captain of secretarial intelligent submarine captain?! That must be damned COOL!

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago

I'm a fucking two year old inside. I can't go through child labour!

RazzmatazzJones 8 years ago

So I have to go but I don't have to do shit

Fleecy 8 years ago

What is the god dam point *inhales* IDIOT!

IndigoMage 9 years ago

I mean, good life skills

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

My dick is a f****** Marine also why didn't censor myself f****** phone

Lzke 9 years ago

I shall spectate whilst laying on a chouch, eating chrisps and shouting "boooring!"

Wolf123 9 years ago

K..., i dont have to.... but i have to?

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Got macho, get paid

bobrien685 10 years ago

Sooooooo i get to have two years of advanced training where i get in amazing physical shape and id learn tons of amazing moves and how to be cleaner than clean and organized beyond reason? Mmmmmmkay? Seems easy to press the button.

Katie Boss 13 years ago

already in the military.

Allie54321 9 years ago

Same here

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Da-Dude 11 years ago

I want to be in the military anyways.ðŸ˜†

kathprat7611 11 years ago

That's nice. I would have a family instead tho

Melissa Sowers 13 years ago

banging body here I come

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

You girls in the supervisor I'll take care of it

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Ubercrow 12 years ago

Yes! Free physical fitness and discipline, followed by excellent money.

Ninja_pig 11 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

KobaLives 8 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Henry-McCliff 11 years ago

Useful for doingcriminal stuff.... Heheheh....

Alex Owen 13 years ago

id rather just join the damn military

jimmyjr1111 11 years ago

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Hitmeup 10 years ago

I wish

JoeReaper 11 years ago

Worth it. Get in shape, develop discipline, be able to rip people's throats out, but NOT get shot at? Sign me up. Plus rather nice benefits.

BetterTitles 11 years ago

I already got that shit. Thanks Dad ( who's still alive)!

Chicoti Dungula Bmo 13 years ago

I'D GET RIPPED!!!!!!

DarkVanguard 6 years ago

basically working in the military but you can't join the fun

CombativeGoal48339 9 years ago

Cool

larsyob8 11 years ago

i eat apples so why not

RF99Z 10 years ago

Any Downside??

Sipi23sapa 11 years ago

If Saitaman trained for 3 years with out a break... I can do it for 2

oldnotweak 12 years ago

people in the ACTUAL military would beat your ass every time they saw you... and you would deserve it

Unicorn111 10 years ago

Save that stuff for people who help this country

Nick Hodgson 13 years ago

Train in the military, fuck yeah! Get military retirement beneifts, fuck yeah! Don't have to work in the military, FUCK YEAH!

TheSuicidalGiraffe 11 years ago

So free combat training and benefits without the going over seas and getting shot

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Fuckkkkk it.

xXIceXx 11 years ago

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kittyluvr 11 years ago

But the US military doesn't get any benefits because congress.

Gazazel 10 years ago

What's the downside?

WBGrock 11 years ago

I would be so ripped when i was done.

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

Take advantage of military benefits while actual heroes fight and die for our country? 0 dignity

Firsk 11 years ago

Depends on wich country...

Irenetta98 11 years ago

Couldn't ask anything better!

Magickat 10 years ago

"I'm here for training!" *dies*

conor660 12 years ago

Attend

Lsuwarrior 11 years ago

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Ifredward 9 years ago

"MURICA

Cupcake321 11 years ago

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neverknown 11 years ago

fuck off

JaneyTie 11 years ago

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