Will You Press The Button?

DenGC4 years ago

get training and become skillful, have retirement benefits, sign me in

dogchasingcars4 years ago

I just have to attend. I don't have to pass.

Mine_Zone8 years ago

So you were trained but never deployed

FrederickJhYih5 years ago

Just... How ADVANCED? Learn to command a full fleet? Complete training of seal team 6? Or perhaps learn to be a captain of secretarial intelligent submarine captain?! That must be damned COOL!

Josh Hanlon12 years ago

> Don't have to work in military > but you have to work in the military

Master17 years ago

Train dumb fuck

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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago

I'm a fucking two year old inside. I can't go through child labour!

RazzmatazzJones7 years ago

So I have to go but I don't have to do shit

Fleecy7 years ago

What is the god dam point *inhales* IDIOT!

IndigoMage7 years ago

I mean, good life skills

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

My dick is a f****** Marine also why didn't censor myself f****** phone

Lzke7 years ago

I shall spectate whilst laying on a chouch, eating chrisps and shouting "boooring!"

Wolf1238 years ago

K..., i dont have to.... but i have to?

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

Got macho, get paid

bobrien6859 years ago

Sooooooo i get to have two years of advanced training where i get in amazing physical shape and id learn tons of amazing moves and how to be cleaner than clean and organized beyond reason? Mmmmmmkay? Seems easy to press the button.

Da-Dude9 years ago

I want to be in the military anyways.ðŸ˜†

kathprat76119 years ago

That's nice. I would have a family instead tho

Katie Boss12 years ago

already in the military.

Allie543218 years ago

Same here

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Melissa Sowers12 years ago

banging body here I come

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

You girls in the supervisor I'll take care of it

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Sipi23sapa10 years ago

If Saitaman trained for 3 years with out a break... I can do it for 2

RF99Z9 years ago

Any Downside??

Unicorn1119 years ago

Save that stuff for people who help this country

oldnotweak10 years ago

people in the ACTUAL military would beat your ass every time they saw you... and you would deserve it

TheSuicidalGiraffe9 years ago

So free combat training and benefits without the going over seas and getting shot

Nick Hodgson12 years ago

Train in the military, fuck yeah! Get military retirement beneifts, fuck yeah! Don't have to work in the military, FUCK YEAH!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Fuckkkkk it.

xXIceXx9 years ago

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Gazazel9 years ago

What's the downside?

kittyluvr10 years ago

But the US military doesn't get any benefits because congress.

Jack Vitz12 years ago

Take advantage of military benefits while actual heroes fight and die for our country? 0 dignity

WBGrock9 years ago

I would be so ripped when i was done.

Firsk9 years ago

Depends on wich country...

Irenetta989 years ago

Couldn't ask anything better!

Magickat9 years ago

"I'm here for training!" *dies*

conor66010 years ago

Attend

Lsuwarrior9 years ago

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Cupcake3219 years ago

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neverknown9 years ago

fuck off

Ifredward8 years ago

"MURICA

AquaShark9 years ago

I'd rather just be in the military

JaneyTie10 years ago

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Iceorama9 years ago

Get military training, free paycheck, and don't have to go to war? Meh, worth it to me.

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

Sounds fun. Advanced training for FREE, and I get a profit out of it....Count me in....

poods fan9 years ago

Sure I'll know how to fight and use it to rob banks

HozzyBFD9 years ago

k, y not.

Laxus Dreyar10 years ago

I'd do it. I'm selfish, and I'd get to do the training without being dragged into some scummy war for some scummy country trying to do scummy things using good people.

CDM_PANIC_AT_THE_DISCO9 years ago

I DONT NEED YO CHARITY

Peter Mappouridou12 years ago

Well it's 2 years of learning how to use firearms, advanced squad tactics and physical workouts to receive veteran benefits for life. Better than grinding at an office for the majority of my life.

Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics9 years ago

President: I already did marine advanced training in 2 years. Minister of Defense: Me too.

Twiddle Twist9 years ago

I don't care.

aviqwedc10 years ago

where is he downside?

Yolo4209 years ago

this

zan5610 years ago

I need to get in shape

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