Will You Press The Button?

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago

The car of my dreams is a car with 13 machine guns mounted on it. If it could not leave my driveway no one could take it and it would act like a security drone.

TakoTheFox 4 years ago

1.567 machine guns and an antibiological beam when you could have INFINITE DEATH RAYS

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meanpoopes231 11 years ago

Downside?

meanpoopes231 11 years ago

I mean like you get to show it off and get bitches.

matska762 5 years ago

what do you lose?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Your car, if you do not have a driveway. Then, the car ceases to exist.

Wesley Tucker 13 years ago

sell car, buy same car with money.

jackohans5 5 years ago

You can't sell it to anyone who would take it off of your driveway.

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deltadestroyer 10 years ago

THEN I'LL TAKE MY DRIVEWAY WITH ME!!! [Helicarrier raises from the ground while puts on sunglasses] YEAHHHHHH!!!!!

Lexmine101 10 years ago

Lol lmao funniest thing ever ;D

Gary Mana 13 years ago

Get a big ass driveway

holy-boi 5 years ago

that was exactly my thought

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Maxwell Stabs 13 years ago

The car of my dreams would be a dimensional robot creature that defies all laws that mankind has ever formed to shape our sense of reality. In other words, an autobot that defies teh rules xD

DawnArrises :P 10 years ago

Seriously... buy a car and don't move it until you die, that cant be possible im sure one day it will randomly unbuckle the wheels and roll of your drive way then you can just hop in now its not on your driveway :P

jona311p 11 years ago

wesley tucker stole my idea D:

Wonderless 9 years ago

what if the car of your dreams defies it?

Grort 12 years ago

Sell it. Buy another one

1doublett 2 years ago

i cant drive

derplord 11 years ago

Then I'll move it duh doyy

louiehayz07 9 years ago

What happens if you dont have a driveway?

firemanprivit 11 years ago

what do you mean it can't leave my driveway just how would it not be able to leave my driveway?

RF99Z 10 years ago

Make a racetrack your driveway

ConeBone69 11 years ago

Nice Try Tai Lopez.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

nah. I"d rather have a giant robo or a carrier mecha.

hol3000999 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Button Chief 11 years ago

I can still brag.

zombiel1597 8 years ago

Technically, if your driveway was connected to the road, then the road would be part of the driveway and you could drive anywhere. What do these people not understand about loopholes...

Astro 12 years ago

Sell It

Flameshot 10 years ago

My driveway is connected to the street, effectively making the entire road system my driveway.

Castro1688 10 years ago

HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT!!

BellaTheSingingDemon 9 years ago

Sells house by saying it comes with this sweet car, buy the same car and a new house with the money.

Ross Beeler 13 years ago

The world is my driveway

shibbehsloth 11 years ago

I imagine there's someone out there thinking, "Bitch, the world is my driveway."

LimpBrisket 4 months ago

is it white? (female colour)

Bewarethewalrus 11 years ago

My car would freeze time but the earth still rotated quickly so eventually I would get where I want to go without making it leave the driveway

Backtalkers 11 years ago

Just make your asphalt driveway attatched to your car, and make holes for the wheels to drive, and trim it to be just around your car. BOOM. done.

toastedfool 4 years ago

some people might not ever take out the car out of fear of damaging it. some people actually do. but I could sit in the car and enjoy it. my dream car would probably be something I could sleep in.

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

What if I want the car to blow up can the bits of shrapnel leave the driveway

Zacattac 10 years ago

but what if homeless? then who is driveway?

220837 9 years ago

If you"re homeless then you would waste money for a computer/phone to write what you wrote.

Zapper4167 7 years ago

So basically what my life is like now...

JaneyTie 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Telestion 10 years ago

Helle Yeah

magnusolmstead@gmail.com 11 years ago

Call a company and move your HOUSE to your DRIVEWAY. :D

Xx_Bill Cipher_xX 10 years ago

i'm already rich i can buy a Camaro SS 2015 edition

jontheawesome12 11 years ago

you can use it to make you look rich ;)

Dinobot 9 years ago

What the fuck

evestraw 12 years ago

i will get a hamsterball driveway

meatloave 2 years ago

It has a gold ring that grants me three wishes when my I wear it sitting in it's glovebox waiting for me.once I have it and put it on I've no further need of the car and it crumples to dust and blows away in the wind.

sherman10231 11 years ago

well you could always just sell it

Ansvamp 9 years ago

Do you know how much a "67 Chevy Impala would go for nowadays?

Henry MacNevin 13 years ago

There is no downside to this. You just get a free car? (That can't leave your driveway)

SmexyShad 11 years ago

just name the road driveway. GENIUS

Lexmine101 10 years ago

What if my dream car can leave my drive way loopholeðŸ˜€

Howlerquake 11 years ago

sure, Ill press the button. Then I can show off my cool driveway as well!

Cinnabelle 11 years ago

MY DRIVEWAY IS INFINITE

Nightlizard 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

200809714 8 years ago

I and a kid I dont want or need a car of my dreams

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