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235x0 3 years ago

my job is exploring the multi-verse

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

my job is exploring your mom

Maharid 3 years ago

Trust me, the job i want have no one of this problems.

ChildEater420 6 years ago

The job I want is to get payed doing nothing

minimegaman090 2 years ago

(meanwhile i could be paid to exist)

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GalaxyBrainLoopholes 5 years ago

I could just... not go to work... like, what are they gonna do? fire me? oh wait, they can't lmao sucks to be them, they have to pay me anyways

Dustylemons 2 years ago

LOOPHOLE lmao

Chikumbro 4 years ago

Any job? So i can get a blowjob, right?

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

like a boss

krtz 5 years ago

The job is everytime I blink I get 20K

Oldnotweak...again 3 years ago

enjoy never being able to stop blinking... would this effect sleep? would it require you to blink your eyes open all night?

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

The job is to do what I want with a 20 figure salary per day

KataDark 2 years ago

Getting paid to sleep suits me just fine.

akucAkbcv.uzsky last year

有一种工作叫试睡员，你要在各种床上睡觉来测试它的舒适程度，而你会得到报酬，你只要每天晚上睡觉就好，和平时一样

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2011 2 years ago

我想成为画家这是轻松悠闲的

Genesis66 4 years ago

What tf are sick days?

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

like a boss

Safari 5 months ago

我想要工作内容定义为“在家里过放假时的生活”的工作，月薪300k

buttonmorelikenutton 2 years ago

exotic dancer so even when i get old and ugly i cant get fired! infinite money!

PrinceEKC 3 years ago

It would get boring

heatfromfire 5 years ago

every time i breathe for a second i get 50 thousand dollars

akucAkbcv.uzsky last year

事实上，只要做一些类似安全员之类的工作，工作和放假没有区别。或者说居家办公之类的工作

sans-dream 2 years ago

A job that pays hundreds of millions of dollars for doing nothing.

Duckhunter 4 years ago

immagin bei President and you can't get fired

Pantom 5 years ago

So a can kill all Criminals

9455585 4 months ago

I can earn a salary of up to 67 digits by playing with my phone for at least one minute anywhere every day

diaochan 2 years ago

我想要的是高薪，又非常有空闲时间的工作

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago

The job I want is to get paid to do nothing but go about life how I normally do also to be a manga artist so there are no sick days or breaks just relaxing after making a book

Connorses last year

my job is lyft I never needed sick days or vacation to begin with and I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT AND NOT GET FIRED Thus begins my chaotic evil arc.

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 2 years ago

Literally the entire point of the job I would like is that you can't have it anymore if somebody does it better than you If you're wondering, yeah it's Pokemon Champion I COULDN'T HELP IT

amansson 3 months ago

my job: yearly lottery winner

gamandy 2 years ago

I choose my job to be "breathing" I get 1 dollar every time i breath regardless of where i am, and they cant force me to come in to any workplace because they cant fire me or force me to take sick or vacation days.

loong- 2 years ago

My job is to be God

SNESMAN99 10 months ago

Oh, uhm... Sorry, can't get a job, a girl just disappeared in an elevator.

U53RN4M3 2 years ago

The job is to do what I want

Kazuha 17 days ago

I don't care ABT vacation I like doing my job in the future I will have fun making poetry and plates

meatloave 2 years ago

My job is to pleasure stunningly lovely young ladies 1 hr a day 3 days a week with every holiday practiced by humanity off with pay. I have a uber luxurious comany mansion thats 500,000sq ft on a 250000 acre estate and with a fleet of company cars/yachts a... [Show full comment]