*touches cool chair, then proceeds to poke Trump, Justin Beiber and all the other assholes I know
dankmemes1017 years ago
don't forget the homophobes :D
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InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
1. Touch a huge boulder. 2. touch JB 50 times.
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EmAnndEm8 years ago
Touch a big rock, than u r rich, than a bunch of leaves. Or if your, camping, the fire logs, or someone you hate, what exactly is the downside here?
Fsjehh3 years ago
Walking then seting the floor on fire
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Boringsaxophone8 years ago
I'll touch food
Boringsaxophone8 years ago
I always burn it anyway
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NotARobot8 years ago
First thing I touch: My bed. Next fifty things I touch: ALL MY WORST ENEMIES.
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Sly098 years ago
O shoot my phone is now gold do to righting this coment.
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Alphachon6 years ago
step 1: buy 10kg normal rice or smaller stuff
step 2: touch one piece of rice to turn in into gold
step 3: burn 50 things down
step 4: repeat step 2 and step 3 as often as you like
JUST BURN EVERYTHING YOU WANT. like the world ;)
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Fab-Crab9 years ago
Make people I hate catch fire
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Pacertest9 years ago
Touch large piece of furniture or car, then 50 blades of grass
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Ghopher19 years ago
Someone fly me to Washington i need to deal some Business with the president
So many different possible loopholes. First, aren't we always touching air/ground? Second, what about our clothes? What about our own bodies, since I'm sitting here cross-legged? Or does it have to be via our hands?
Der Deutsche9 years ago
it needs to be with your hands, otherwise you couldnt touch the thing you want to be gold/on fire
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