31558 (49%) people have pressed this button,
while 32991 (51%) did not.
You transform the world into the perfect utopian paradise.
but
In order to sustain this paradise, one child is forced to endure constant torture, pain, and misery unending. Should the child die, it will be replaced with another child.
Ok what if the child grows up? Is he free to go? Just collectively as a society change the definition of an adult to like anyone over 1, so yeah a baby is getting tortured, but they won't remember that shit and won't be there long.
BoingyBoingertonlast year
Perfect loophole, and you'd definitely be able to do it too because it's the one pressing the button who transforms the world.
I think some already pushed the button and that kid is me.
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Master_Morphicz9 years ago
Well this plus immortal would be perfect so know one gets harmed exept me. Also it never says who has to suffer. (Then again some people I know deserve this.)
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Ultimatekewi3210 years ago
So basically The story "Thise who walk away from omolas"
FlamingRaven9 years ago
That"s what i said
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FlamingRaven9 years ago
This is just like the ones who walk away from omelas...i read it class. Or the giver
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88Austin_9 years ago
Isn't this the Plot for "The One"s Who Walk Away From Omelas?"
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potatotehcow9 years ago
I'll send the child to school as torture and constantly make them listen to Baby by Justin Beiber.
JudahBateman9 years ago
Wow! You heartless son of a bitch
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BambieTheButtonSlapper10 years ago
Alright kid. Step up.
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GameboyTalbott10 years ago
Young child or put him to sleep also it's one child compared to the rest of the world.
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Burnt_Python_5810 years ago
The needs of the many out way the needs of the few
Flameshot10 years ago
The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.
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Alec Haines13 years ago
this was hard
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Maypaws5 years ago
Let"s hope there"s enough masochistic kiddos to go around.
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Aceile9 years ago
sorry jesus.
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SammyGerald10 years ago
I"d rather not do that. The world isn't supposed to be perfect anyway due to the Tree of Good and Evil incident
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miwijkowo4 months ago
That is so evil and twi- nevermind
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pepper1110 years ago
Where the downside?
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Bosurgi2208 years ago
Yes And Since I'm A Child (9 Years Old) I Would Sacrifice Myself
I don't know why the 49% say yes, the utopia wouldn't last forever, plus one little kid being tortured who could have possibly been smarter than Albert Einstein.
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Juliihhh10 years ago
Justin Bieber is young enough
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FX-8320last year
I kind of want to pick a kid with serious intellectual problems, but I feel like that's a bit eugenic.
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mom's spaghetti10 years ago
Only one child, eels it would be thousands of them
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Mageystic8 years ago
π
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TheButton29 years ago
You dicks that pressed it deserve the torture
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LilmanMarcell9 years ago
Boo
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Flying_Tree10 years ago
Don't torture the child and then have a failed dystopia
We just drug the thing until its so drugged it thinks its a trump employee
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WhiteHatHacker9 years ago
Think about the real world for a second, millions of people have to deal with torture, pain, and misery unending, I feel like that sacrifice should be made, for the fortune of millions of people
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Docyorpool10 years ago
I don't want to be with jar jar binks
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Drepple9 years ago
What is they grow up? They"re not a chield anymore but they"re not dead either
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