Will You Press The Button?

unusual2be 10 years ago

The definition of Flying Spiders - friendly, beautiful creatures, living in nature. They will only hunt you if you steel their babies. So in general, no need to stab anyone. :)

Habatoot 5 years ago

but they said that they will hunt you.. maybe they think you stole their babies?

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Kayleighmeyer 9 years ago

If they have a seizure, give them the injected medication. That counts as stabbing, and is therefore enough to keep the spiders away. And you get to save their life.

charavsfrisk 10 years ago

I can't i have arachnophobia

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago

sooo copyright

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Dragon of the night 10 years ago

IMMA GOD I CAN DESTORY THE LITTLE PESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillionness 10 years ago

Soz I don't know if ur a girl or not...

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mein-fuhrer 9 years ago

hell no

OsamaYousef 9 years ago

fuck you spiders ......... WAIT IAM 11 OLD I DONT CARE ABOUR MARRYING

PogChamp69 5 years ago

Never said you had to marry, could be a fictional character ie cholcola from nekopara

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Jeff_bitch214 9 years ago

Ha ha I already dated someone bitches I'm not getting married to young lol

Harvey Evangelista 13 years ago

HOW ABOUT NO?!!!

PlumpiXD 9 years ago

Exactly my thought. I saw "Spiders" --> I´d rather die alone

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DudeGuyGaming 9 years ago

Happy wife happy life, no wife? MGTOW 4 LIFE lol jk

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago

Fast healing girlfriend who heals the wound in her heart. Stab her with a tiny needle very gently.

Tired_VWORP 6 years ago

Damn, I'm dumb.

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Lillionness 10 years ago

I'll just live with all the spiders forever.

Caligirl 11 years ago

So much nope

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

SINGLE PRINGLES KEEP THE SPIDER DINGLES AWAY NA NA NA NA NOPE!

AmyPaws 11 years ago

Wait wait wait. I know: I marry Laurance, stab Laurance, date Jeoffry, Laurance survives, then I get Jeoffry and Laurance!

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

DAFUUUUUUUQ??????

Amy Louise Alison Rush 13 years ago

DARN YOU SPIDERS! YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO STAB SAM WINCHESTER IN THE HEART!

MicroMaster64 8 years ago

You want to marry Sam Winchester? Why?

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Cj Mcbride 13 years ago

NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS THE BUTTON! *dies because of severe arachnophobia*

Zeldabeast64 10 years ago

life.

Jon Hill 13 years ago

Ill stab her lightly in the heart with a pencil or something

Badidas 6 years ago

I don't think a pencil would be the best choice for that

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Salvador Castillo 13 years ago

Let the hunt begin.

Allie Bish 13 years ago

That would be my worst nightmare! I HATE SPIDERS!

Brian Paick 13 years ago

There are no flying spiders. Arachnids do not possess wings at all.

Nomisthe3rd 11 years ago

Flying spiders are genetically modified to hunt you.

Sevannah Van de Braak 13 years ago

i like spiders so yes ofcourse!

Hanna Åšwida 13 years ago

usually people finally fin someone so its better to jsut sit and wait...or look for someone yorself. way better

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

i don't mind spiders

Axolotlboi 8 years ago

What the frick is with this question?

MattWalshe 11 years ago

k den

Kösrift 9 years ago

Don't worry, I'm a surgeon.

cooperhoffman 11 years ago

Doesn't say they'll hurt me. I'll take this chance.

Malcolmxt 10 years ago

It didn't say what kind of flying spiders they could be helping spiders that makes money and protects you they could also be super tiny and do nothing in fact a flying rubber spider

nate8pie 11 years ago

just swat them

Lamo-mcfamo 10 years ago

O..k... no... thanks..... *runs away screaming

Mollywolly 12 years ago

NOPE! *Shoves chair back! and runs off*

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago

Where’s the actual downside I get the woman of my dreams and magical spiders o follow me around.

TheGoldMinion 11 years ago

ill just kill all spiders or put bg spray in my house

CasualSam 9 years ago

Hell no

Mr,buttons 10 years ago

I don't care I just want to shove my 6 inch d1ck up her a6s ,touch her b0obs and make her suck my d1co and that is all I need in life

heydaddy69 4 years ago

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Jakob10k 11 years ago

why wold i find my love to kill her that just decreases my chances of finding her(from very low to 0)

Weedismycity 9 years ago

I like some spiders

Jayden 11 years ago

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akmonkey 7 years ago

Haha, i live in Alaska, there are no flying spiders here, besides, i aint afraid of spiders and ive already been bit by two spiders, strangely bit on both sides of my neck though

pressmedont123 11 years ago

What is this little mermaid meets Arachnaphobia?

Timelypat 9 years ago

I'll stick with meeting people.

Luchrihana 11 years ago

spiders dont bother me...i lived with 27 pet tarantulas so fuck dem lil spidaz

A strange person 10 years ago

My "woman of my dreams" would have unlimited money so that I can buy a ton of anti-air turrets.

Chuck Humphrey 13 years ago

Nope nope nope.

Kaose 9 years ago

Make a healing machine and save her right after I stab her

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The Second Worst Name Oh My God 10 years ago

Well, Lord Dominator has a shirt with a heart on it, so that would technically count.

The Second Worst Name Oh My God 10 years ago

Oh, and as Josh down there said, it could technically be twisted to mean stabbing one of the spiders in the heart.

Druid232 8 years ago

Do it and then take Her/him in for surgery

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