Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

d1ck4ndb4alls 5 months ago

d1ck4ndb4lls

Toukiden 10 years ago

I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago

lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion4251 10 years ago

M"lady

LlamaDrama 8 years ago

I’m liking cus of that picture xD

minimegaman090 2 years ago

loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Broccolidaddypig last year

Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf 7 years ago

I like fedoras

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Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago

but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce 8 years ago

Yah

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awedar 3 years ago

I love fedoras!!!

XXXXI 3 years ago

我都已经是超人了我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

abcedarian 10 years ago

i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Or a better fedora

nakobro2003 10 years ago

Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

YourLocalToaster 4 years ago

These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

Endi 10 years ago

so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

ButtonWitch 5 years ago

I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

FatWalrus 10 years ago

Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 10 years ago

it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae 10 years ago

But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN 9 years ago

Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing42 10 years ago

Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD28 9 years ago

M"LADY

Pibby 3 months ago

Okay look dude, i just have to give you the pibby glitch, also, twerk for me?

avalkyr31 9 years ago

What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline 9 years ago

I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup 5 years ago

I was waiting for this

Fartfish 9 years ago

Just wear a mask and a hood. Problem solved

Bryan Ross 13 years ago

but this is contradictory, fedoras aren't hideous or repuslive.

MyChemicalRomanceIsLife 8 years ago

You who looks good in a Fedora? Patrick Stump.

Ceelive_554 2 years ago

woah i do NOT need to live that long

EricDemers 9 years ago

Why would a fedora make you ugly? Fedoras do the opposite why couldn’t you make it a cursed top hat instead? This is a disgrace to fedoras!

Creeperkid23 9 years ago

Three words: I love fedora"s

smileyrester 9 years ago

*fedoras

Jaraskur 9 years ago

This phrase is a lie.

Havoc9966 8 years ago

Just use the physical appearance change once the effects of the fedora have taken hold, job done

jobydark last year

My friend Bob loves fedoras.

Alexa1 9 years ago

i don't look bad in hats, so where is the down fall?

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

I like fedora"s though.

smileyrester 9 years ago

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dingo26 10 years ago

Dogs? D=

DomZ127 10 years ago

In the Future fedoras might be in

Graciepar 6 years ago

Never put on the Fedora

BattleCall 9 years ago

yall know that you can go full on kailtyln jenner and change oyor appearance

TheAceAce 8 years ago

Jeez, someone doesn't like fedoras.

KenWasHere21 9 years ago

It says it cannot be removed from my body. What if I have an extremely small Fedora where no one can see it. Like maybe have a microscopic black Fedora in my nose.

Markiplier777 9 years ago

Why your nose?

thebiggestundertaletrash 11 years ago

i dont need it anyway tho XD

cockers 2 years ago

i can get rid of the fedore by changing my physical appearance

ErikBernsen 9 years ago

"can change your physical appearance". easy

Cloud_Of_8wesome 9 years ago

20 times longer lifespan?! Don't you think that"s a bit ridiculous?

q1644 10 years ago

I am already ugly

Timelypat 9 years ago

The downside does not compute. The only people who look bad in fedoras are people who don't believe that they can look good in fedoras.

Akes 10 years ago

So I can shapeshift into a pronation-capable Velociraptor/Macaw with the ridiculously floofy feathers and actual hands and tail of a Velociraptor and the speaking and beutiful colors of a Macaw. With a fedora. M'caw

Keklester 8 years ago

So basically u will become a reddit neckbeard

Airshipdispatch 10 years ago

What is with all this fedora hate

ChloeStanford 9 years ago

Patrick Stump has proven fedoras are not bad

XyloIsCool 3 years ago

everyone is saying how much everyone likes fedoras but it clearly says that: "it will ALWAYS make you look HIDEOUS and REPULSIVE to EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU LOOK." but I already have an always good looking button pressed from a previous dilemma so imma press this one too.

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