Will You Press The Button?

You'll discover the cure to cancer

but

Apple will take credit for the discovery.

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The_Last_Nigel9 years ago

The 26% who didnt must work for samsung or something

Syneix9 years ago

Eat the apple, problem solved.

21mercbl7 years ago

X123456 How do you know?

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HermioneBird9 years ago

26% are very selfish.

abcx9 years ago

How can you not press the button? No matter who takes credit, you cured fucking cancer! 14753 are totally stupid.

Prototypekillaz8 years ago

It"s still the cure and just cuz Apple is taking the credits doesn't mean I don't get paid by apple

NievilliS6 years ago

Crapple

Froggiekoto7 years ago

Prove in a court of law that apple stole it, then get apple sued. GO MICROSOFT

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

It's still a cure for cancer...

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago

King butter as I read the question that"s exactly what I thought

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Ohhellothere7 years ago

Either way there is no cancer

FinleyRS7 years ago

As long as they need to pay royalties in accordance with trademarked and intellectual property.

Mickeydee19167 years ago

fuck them skin heads

Sir Wivel9 years ago

Apple? Just no.

laserbreak9 years ago

nope i want the recognition

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

For pressing the button?

greyassasain9 years ago

Apple, seriously who would believe that they are an electronic company.

Senseless8 years ago

Well it"s apple. People also belive them to sell good quality phones ...

Timelypat8 years ago

Trust me they"d probably do that anyway.

Xerofire9 years ago

Downside?

KewlRanch7 years ago

Nah, doing everyone a favor and not pressing. Apple can suck an egg.

deathmachine500027 years ago

Never said they had proof that THEY discovered it. Ill have proof that I actually discovered it.

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago

How the fuck does Apple take credit?! Does the new iPhone cure fucking cancer?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Yes, and the new iPhone also cures regular cancer as well.

devilsadvocate6897 years ago

make a reasonable priced laptop and maybe id trust you with the cure for cancer.

ArinBowling7 years ago

I kill every apple employee.

Kaminomikan7 years ago

if apple sometime announce the cure to cancer, we know how it happened.

gaming_god8 years ago

I WILL KILL THE APPLE THEN I TAKE BACK THE CRIEDT 😈😎

yugiohsquid8 years ago

Record everything or kill apple before they steel credit for your discovery and so they make money from it when it shuld be free

mounteverett8 years ago

Ive would have pressed it if it was android.

LenONe8 years ago

Sue them with the evidence you got ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aschtad14098 years ago

Fuck apple

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

nobody would think it was me anyway

jkmc12059 years ago

It's better than the person I hate the most.

Sondre Knudsen12 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did take credit for discovering the cure to cancer...

VioletTheNerd7 years ago

*Becomes apple manager* Okay let"s cure cancer!

Gumm9049 years ago

Who cares? It still helps a lot. You don't want to be a jerk by NOT finding the cure just because you don't get credit for it. That's kind of narcissistic.. Sorry, I got a little technical...

NievilliS6 years ago

Crapple

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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!ï»¿

Spamslayer9997 years ago

Be gone chain poster I will cut you down with my spam blade

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Muhammad Mikhail12 years ago

the greater good

VoluntaryDash7 years ago

🅱️he 🅱️reater 🅱️ood

Shib Yi12 years ago

This reflects people perfectly... 30% are selfish idiots!

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Or just cancer is a huge factor for population control

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Victor Mulenga12 years ago

so... nobody's gonna sue them?

Avey Wiley12 years ago

Win-win.

XavierBob9 years ago

Whats the second?

Magia3 years ago

And then I will sue them.

XDUDE9 years ago

i will sue them and win. its ME who has the physical CURE!

LB167 years ago

what if you work at apple then its a win-win

Merilille9 years ago

I just got a TON of cancer ads when I answered this.

Ninjayoshiguy10 years ago

Who cares, atleast cancer is gone

ThatRandomG8 years ago

So that doesn't mean people will believe them

AtomicToenail129 years ago

NOPE!!!!!

aproy9 years ago

the ad on my screen is cancer treatment lol.

DarkMoonGamer10 years ago

No not apple , no way!! Android or Microsoft

nekokirito9 years ago

im fine with this

Project_XShadow11 years ago

as long as its cured

Gus9 years ago

Fuck apple

BawbRaws8 years ago

Better than no cure being discovered at all. It"s either ego or let go.

Saxlord9 years ago

Not really a downside. At least cancer is cured

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