You'll discover the cure to cancer
but
Apple will take credit for the discovery.
I will not

The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago
The 26% who didnt must work for samsung or something

Syneix 10 years ago
Eat the apple, problem solved.

21mercbl 8 years ago
X123456 How do you know?
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HermioneBird 10 years ago
26% are very selfish.

abcx 10 years ago
How can you not press the button? No matter who takes credit, you cured fucking cancer! 14753 are totally stupid.

Prototypekillaz 9 years ago
It"s still the cure and just cuz Apple is taking the credits doesn't mean I don't get paid by apple

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
It's still a cure for cancer...

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
King butter as I read the question that"s exactly what I thought
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Froggiekoto 9 years ago
Prove in a court of law that apple stole it, then get apple sued. GO MICROSOFT

NievilliS 7 years ago
Crapple

Ohhellothere 8 years ago
Either way there is no cancer

FinleyRS 8 years ago
As long as they need to pay royalties in accordance with trademarked and intellectual property.

Sir Wivel 11 years ago
Apple? Just no.

Mickeydee1916 9 years ago
fuck them skin heads

laserbreak 11 years ago
nope i want the recognition

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago
For pressing the button?

greyassasain 11 years ago
Apple, seriously who would believe that they are an electronic company.

jshadowgirl04 5 months ago
steve jobs died of cancer... they bring him back.
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Timelypat 9 years ago
Trust me they"d probably do that anyway.

Xerofire 10 years ago
Downside?

KewlRanch 8 years ago
Nah, doing everyone a favor and not pressing. Apple can suck an egg.

deathmachine50002 8 years ago
Never said they had proof that THEY discovered it. Ill have proof that I actually discovered it.

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago
How the fuck does Apple take credit?! Does the new iPhone cure fucking cancer?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Yes, and the new iPhone also cures regular cancer as well.

devilsadvocate689 9 years ago
make a reasonable priced laptop and maybe id trust you with the cure for cancer.

ArinBowling 9 years ago
I kill every apple employee.

Kaminomikan 9 years ago
if apple sometime announce the cure to cancer, we know how it happened.

Sondre Knudsen 13 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did take credit for discovering the cure to cancer...

VioletTheNerd 8 years ago
*Becomes apple manager* Okay let"s cure cancer!

gaming_god 9 years ago
I WILL KILL THE APPLE THEN I TAKE BACK THE CRIEDT 😈😎

yugiohsquid 9 years ago
Record everything or kill apple before they steel credit for your discovery and so they make money from it when it shuld be free

mounteverett 9 years ago
Ive would have pressed it if it was android.

LenONe 9 years ago
Sue them with the evidence you got ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Fuck apple

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
nobody would think it was me anyway

jkmc1205 10 years ago
It's better than the person I hate the most.

Gumm904 11 years ago
Who cares? It still helps a lot. You don't want to be a jerk by NOT finding the cure just because you don't get credit for it. That's kind of narcissistic.. Sorry, I got a little technical...

NievilliS 7 years ago
Crapple
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Spamslayer999 8 years ago
Be gone chain poster I will cut you down with my spam blade
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Muhammad Mikhail 13 years ago
the greater good

VoluntaryDash 8 years ago
🅱️he 🅱️reater 🅱️ood

Shib Yi 13 years ago
This reflects people perfectly... 30% are selfish idiots!

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Or just cancer is a huge factor for population control
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Victor Mulenga 13 years ago
so... nobody's gonna sue them?

Avey Wiley 13 years ago
Win-win.

XavierBob 10 years ago
Whats the second?

Julianna3665 8 years ago
Dafuq

jzs4027 11 years ago
Start to work for apple the day you find the cure

draakxd 9 years ago
we could just delete tumblr

Ryuu 11 years ago
Sure why not

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago
I'll just get a job at apple and I get credited partially

Fedxftw 9 years ago
You have no clue how apple works.

kittenlyric 11 years ago
as long as the cure is out there, I am ok with it

Bankai-dude 9 years ago
I pressed It but dammit apple

Kingdom ruler 11 years ago
I hate apple but cancer is worse so.... WHERE IS THE BUTTON

DayDreemurr last year
Why not bro

ThePotatoMan 12 years ago
millions dead vs. apple being famous... hmmmmm... or I could give everyone in the apple company cancer :P

Poodlelover 11 years ago
At least I helped...

chixiaQvQ 3 years ago
Anyway something really useful occur, without harming me

DurpyKitty 11 years ago
Put your name secretly in the name of the cure.

PinkiePieFan 9 years ago
i dont care if i get credit or not people will stop dying from cancer
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