Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats3 months ago

Just do nerf gun, water gun, and plastic toy soldier gun.

Tedder3 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE11 months ago

During, not after

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Jarebare9 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber9 years ago

exactly

Djskully3 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid1234 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord4 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

KawaiiCelebi9 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Wallbreaker4 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

L1234 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin1232117 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Alex Frank Thompson12 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu6 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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Namelessgameing9 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san9 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL8 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine12 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman9 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill12 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap...[Show full comment]

HumanUsSr573 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky8 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

panpanthepancake7 years ago

Or you could just not take the weapons and find your own weapons which may not guarantee your survival during the apocolypse but at least you know those weapons wont certainly be your death

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago

it will be the gun because i will have shot myself. no zombies no problems to fix. BANG. zombie come to get me. don't feed the zombies. BANG.

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago

It's the zombie apocalypse. People kill people all the time. Besides, I can shoot myself.

evybye779 years ago

I'd probably execute myself with a lightsaberXD

chennai949 years ago

Upside?

Emily roobner9 years ago

Duh one it will be fun in the zombie apocalypse two you will die at some point

JediKnight8 years ago

And if i don't press, no apocalypse? Yeah.....ill take that thanks

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

And it's contradicting

TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTBlast year

LOOP HOLE WARNING: DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON, NO APOCALYPSE LOOPHOLE WARNING

TootyTootan10 years ago

1 sentence to surviving the Zambie Apocalypse. There is no Zombie Apocalypes to survive.

meatysandwich8 years ago

Better than getting your brain eaten

hobbitgenius10 years ago

Just don't use them. If you are guaranteed survival then who needs them?

Krusek8 years ago

have one weapon

thedarkangelthe29 years ago

Meh. Yolo.

Blood of Gaea9 years ago

One of the three must be a gun, so choose three weapons that aren't guns.

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Katanna sword!

CocoPlays7 years ago

I’d break the two weapons that can actually hurt me, and have the third weapon harmless, so it would be difficult to kill me

Aidan Vargas12 years ago

Say "no" and get a normal weapon. Easy.

Codster1779 years ago

It did not say I did not know which one.

MyNameIsBoring8 years ago

Well use one of those weapons and when you come across a raider or a trader just give them all your weapons and get something else done!

Ocelotz8 years ago

The trader will kill you then

Zacattac9 years ago

light saber, power armor that can resist lightsabers, and ummm tank?

bertofoda58 years ago

Suicide

Goliath979 years ago

Toss the crap gun get a better one problem solved survival

Zacattac9 years ago

what if someone finds it and kills you?

Vavakx10 years ago

@Kill4money213 Just become a bandit and manually continue the apocalypse using your immortality?

Rabines9 years ago

Wait youll survive but you will die... wtf

TheArkerportian7 years ago

Side note: If you don't press the button, there will be no zombie apocalypse in the first place, I suppose?

RodenM9 years ago

I'll have to use them sparingly

CollinCarter8 years ago

Don't press button, stop apocalypse

chennai949 years ago

Remove the bullets, didn't say anything about needing bullets to survive.

Da Boss9 years ago

Just get a fuc*ING NUKE !!!

Tigeyck 9 years ago

Shotgun, AK, Barret, and destroy them when the apocalypse is over

Little_rocky_horror_shop5 months ago

Better to have the guns that cause your death, than to not have them. At least if I have them, I might survive to an old age and on my deathbed, my children use them to put me put of my misery

whoknows?10 years ago

it guarantees u surviving so it wont kill u

Rocket8 years ago

At least you get cool guns

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