Will You Press The Button?

Jarebare 11 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber 11 years ago

exactly

Tedder 4 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE 2 years ago

During, not after

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KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Djskully 5 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid123 5 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord 5 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

Wallbreaker 6 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

Alex Frank Thompson 13 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu 7 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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L123 6 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin123211 9 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Namelessgameing 10 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san 11 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine 13 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman 11 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill 13 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap... [Show full comment]

HumanUsSr57 4 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky 9 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

Blood of Gaea 10 years ago

One of the three must be a gun, so choose three weapons that aren't guns.

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago

Katanna sword!

CocoPlays 9 years ago

I’d break the two weapons that can actually hurt me, and have the third weapon harmless, so it would be difficult to kill me

Aidan Vargas 13 years ago

Say "no" and get a normal weapon. Easy.

Codster177 11 years ago

It did not say I did not know which one.

MyNameIsBoring 9 years ago

Well use one of those weapons and when you come across a raider or a trader just give them all your weapons and get something else done!

Ocelotz 9 years ago

The trader will kill you then

Zacattac 10 years ago

light saber, power armor that can resist lightsabers, and ummm tank?

bertofoda5 10 years ago

Suicide

Goliath97 11 years ago

Toss the crap gun get a better one problem solved survival

Zacattac 10 years ago

what if someone finds it and kills you?

Vavakx 11 years ago

@Kill4money213 Just become a bandit and manually continue the apocalypse using your immortality?

Rabines 11 years ago

Wait youll survive but you will die... wtf

TheArkerportian 8 years ago

Side note: If you don't press the button, there will be no zombie apocalypse in the first place, I suppose?

RodenM 10 years ago

I'll have to use them sparingly

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Don't press button, stop apocalypse

chennai94 10 years ago

Remove the bullets, didn't say anything about needing bullets to survive.

Da Boss 11 years ago

Just get a fuc*ING NUKE !!!

Tigeyck 10 years ago

Shotgun, AK, Barret, and destroy them when the apocalypse is over

Little_rocky_horror_shop 2 years ago

Better to have the guns that cause your death, than to not have them. At least if I have them, I might survive to an old age and on my deathbed, my children use them to put me put of my misery

whoknows? 11 years ago

it guarantees u surviving so it wont kill u

Rocket 9 years ago

At least you get cool guns

Random insanity 11 years ago

MMMMMM WHAT YA SAY *flys away and kills the button with fire*

Hasaky 10 years ago

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MyNameIsBoring 9 years ago

Fuck off you atention whore!

RPMGamer 11 years ago

you said they would guarantee safety, so it doesent make sense that they will kill you?

Bobby Mill 13 years ago

I'd rather be shot in the head than be eaten by a zombie...

SsgSsjKaioken 10 years ago

I can always choose wisely

SirBiggles 11 years ago

Step 1. Lightsaber Step 2. Don't be an idiot Alright I'm good

Panifex 9 years ago

If you don't press this button, there won't be a zombie apocalypse...

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Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

Time for the Death Star, goodbye Earth.

SnowyAzazel 10 years ago

simplest easiest solution wait till the very end of the apocalypse then once you have lived through it all destroy the guns seeing as it says it will kill you but you dont know when but you will survive the apocalypse guaranteed no matter what.

Blahgirlson 11 years ago

I pressed the button. having a 33% chance of dying by weapon fire or some sort of modern weapon misfire is better than being turned into a zombie.

Choronzon 10 years ago

Water guns and super soakers....filled with booze.

Cosmic_Universe 10 years ago

You said Guarantee survival!

ockeybuto 11 years ago

I already have guns, and know how to survive away from civilisation for long periods of time.

__senoj__ 8 years ago

In that case they don’t guarantee your survival...

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