Will You Press The Button?

IAmBarackObama 3 years ago

Be me > press button > get life > buy expensive stuff online > resell for big money > hire someone else to use internet for me

RCdabest 11 years ago

oh wait, this is telling me to get a life, HECK YEAH< GET KANGARO BOOTS AND JUMP AROUND TOWN ALL DAY!!!!!!!!

TopHat 12345678910 11 years ago

Nope Nope Nope! no more games no more steam no more youtube I watch youtube for a living!

JoshMeister 5 years ago

I think you will still have Steam, but you cannot play games that require wifi

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

alright I guess I'll just have to BROWSE the internet

halo157 10 years ago

no youtube! ahhhhh!

emo maggot 11 years ago

i. hate. shopping.

Kim Smallwood 13 years ago

Uhm...no tumblr..? Naw.. No fanfics..? Naw...

harry_prabhu 6 years ago

damn straight kim! you tell "em

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SciFiBro 9 years ago

I have another network sim

dinolord sonic 11 years ago

nothing? not even this game?!?! (sarcastic surprised gasp)

Greenaidtank44 11 years ago

ever heard of DATA

BrendanCross 9 years ago

Still "Internet" in my opinion, just not on WiFi

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

All I ever needed '__'

Emma Heartgrave Nesbit 13 years ago

No tumblr? No instagram? No fanfics? No YouTube? No thank you

Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago

kenwashere21 your profile pic fits

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Louriana Davis 13 years ago

NO, YOU CAN SIMPLY DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SNAKES.

IWillPressYourButtons 9 years ago

I could buy youtube and youtube videos, then that"s shopping, so I'm using something I bought.

white bait 11 years ago

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katielukesh 10 years ago

50% 50% ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! people are crazy.. life without internet sucks

YarethGaming 8 years ago

im going to buy robux for roblox/youtube red steam will pay money so easy xd

haretriever 12 years ago

My friend can print off fanfics for me.

Pastellian 9 years ago

mY pOrN Jk

SupahRookie 11 years ago

I can't even use the internet to play anything online? Fuk that.

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago

Whats the point of getting free ROBUX when you cant use it

Yandere-San 11 years ago

So no anime, no manga, no YouTube, no press the button? Thx but NOOOOO

LenAuphydas 9 years ago

I'll have absolutely everything I need. Then I'll just use the insane level of resources at my disposal to make myself a new internet, but call it something slightly different. Problem solved.

mattyruss101 11 years ago

Shopping is my life

Greg Jonson 10 years ago

I almost exclusively only use the internet to watch YT videos and read fanfics. So I'll just ask someone to download said videos and fanfics and bring them to me every day on a flash drive. As thanks, I'd let them have anything off the internet for free.

Isaac Woodson 13 years ago

Are we even talking about this... Literally anything can be found...

AspenMuku 5 years ago

I can use cell data instead of internet, other than that I am big dumb so-

MoonlightEcho11 9 years ago

I"d survive

phanisnotonfire 11 years ago

I'll buy the internet haha

aliyah 10 years ago

I'm ok with this...wait...no instagram?!?! FUCK THAT SHIT!

Roach 8 years ago

YouTube red... Coins for your favorite games.... You bought it so you can play it

Arsonary 11 years ago

But what do you define internet shopping? I could be shopping for memes on tumblr, or shopping for messages from friends. Conversations are basically deals with other people to listen and reply.

dirtypelican 11 years ago

You sir, are a genius.

Leyah 9 years ago

With getting rid of net neutrality you soon have to buy social media, so... you bought it

iamthetruth 11 years ago

I always find a loop hole, my friends can use the internet and then show me what I want.

Randomguynuberwhoevencares 10 years ago

Can I still use Firefox?

Kittensrule11 11 years ago

No how would i read fanfic of jtkx teader

PersephoneRiddleLaufeyson 9 years ago

Viva la Tumblr fuck you

C_Durbin2428 11 years ago

Just buy a binch of stocks and be rich....

mr.whatface 10 years ago

I'm not pressing it, but imma get my pal who doesn't use the internet for anything else anyways to press it for me. Boom mind imploded

Michelle Lepera 13 years ago

no facebook...? no Smallworlds...? No Sims...? No wattpad fanfics...? Kill me NOW! *blows up button so no one will deal with the pain*

quirkycloudy 11 years ago

ill ship a new internet

SophieTheGreat 10 years ago

What if ur internet shopping for video games. Pimped out for life

Summer Escalante 13 years ago

I'd buy the world

Dorito_chris 7 years ago

Hell yes I'll just buy shit loads of yacths and shits so that I don't need youtube and stuff to have fun

Deadliestgills 11 years ago

You can still text and play games

andrew_the_pineapple1143 9 years ago

Free Xbox off Amazon 1 Day shipping Free unlimited games off Amazon 1 Day shipping Free food off of restaurant sites Free houses, furniture, toys why the heck would anyone say no

fastest_jack 11 years ago

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Price511 8 years ago

Exotic cars, phones, drones, friends, happiness, whatever you want. Even wishes.

little--miss--boring 9 years ago

*Buys all websites* *Does whatever the hell I want*

Gavindastar 11 years ago

NO FLASH GAMES??????

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