You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.
but
You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)
I will not


RedDeadRedemption27 years ago
Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago
WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago
I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago
so true
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David_H9 years ago
FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago
PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago
Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago
Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago
Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago
I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago
ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago
RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago
So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago
Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago
Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago
no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago
I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago
Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago
Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago
im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago
Me too except I'm fine with facial hair
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Will Merrihew12 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago
NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago
DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago
WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago
FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

Dragonbird918 years ago
Team fortress 2 heavy. Whats the downside. NEED AN UBERCHARGE HERE.

jayjohann11 years ago
Is there a downside

es0325194 years ago
I'm a girl so having facial hair would not be good and plus it would be considered ugly and I wouldn't want to have to shave that so.

dudebro1019 years ago
Sweet no downside

FireyDeath47 years ago
The most defining factor, I think, is your personality. This is a rather personal question actually - it depends on what kind of person you are. I'm pretty sure the HWG doesn't always scream. I still can shout pretty loud, so I don't think pressing the but...[Show full comment]

mrfunnyguy44429 years ago
DOWNSIDE!I THINK NOT!

Gurraa6 years ago
No because i will be azka

imverygay9 years ago
WOW I LOVE SCREAMING

Nova_Fox8 years ago
i am heavy weapons guy.... and this is my majestic mustache!

ZombieAstronaut8 years ago
If i already have this side effect, will button negative it or stack?

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
hopefully stack. it doubles your lung capacity......

Fredde Schmirnoff Sjöqvist12 years ago
*me:TODAY WHEN I WENT OUT I SAW A BI-* *Friend: SHUT UP!* *Me: (Throws money on them)* *Friend: You were saying?*

mouse8 years ago
I'm a girl... I don't quite like facial hair...

ArmedSpirit9 years ago
I'm from Russia!Is anybody to? Всем Привет!!!

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
I'm a girl ho doesn't want facial hair.

Arek Kuś12 years ago
This don't have cons

ANOMA7 years ago
Im gonna be a comedian

Ilayco299 years ago
I ALREADY DO THAT

creeper_cody083 years ago
POW! HA HA U R DED!

coolcambo9 years ago
where's the downside

Herocorb7 years ago
W h o T O u C h e D S a S H A ? !

Elduin59499 years ago
Medic!!! I want sandvich

RandomUser278 years ago
I am female. Holy f**k.

Hopper_Lucifer7 years ago
You can have a hairy vagina then
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Wolfprints10 years ago
I AM GIANT.

Swshine3218 years ago
I don't want fucking facial hair cuz I'm a fucking woman

Stormyfalls9 years ago
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Stormyfalls9 years ago
I DONT KNOW WHY IT DID THAT BUT I WAS GOING TO SAY I AM HEAVY!

Natquestions8 years ago
I would learn Russian
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