You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.
but
You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)
I will not


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RedDeadRedemption2 8 years ago
Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

Thomas Stone 13 years ago
I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder 4 years ago
so true
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EyeOfTruth 10 years ago
WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

David_H 11 years ago
FUCK. YES.

apersonthingy 10 years ago
Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog2013 9 years ago
Me

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago
PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 10 years ago
Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ 8 years ago
Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese 9 years ago
Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke 9 years ago
I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy 9 years ago
ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox 9 years ago
RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts 9 years ago
So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago
CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock 10 years ago
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil 10 years ago
no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl666 10 years ago
I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin1 10 years ago
Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions 11 years ago
Im a 14 year old girl

meatloave 7 months ago
why dont you have a seat right over there

Gianna Frederick 13 years ago
im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet 9 years ago
Me too except I'm fine with facial hair
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Will Merrihew 13 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios 13 years ago
NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf 13 years ago
DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck 13 years ago
WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia 13 years ago
FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan 13 years ago
EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon 13 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

Illuminati_bisscotti 7 years ago
This insult the motherland, I cheeki breeki on you, you tosti bobushka!

fnaf_fan 11 years ago
DOWNIDE THERE IS NONE I CAN GET MINIGUN

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Facial hair on a woman would look....off

colekdaking 10 years ago
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY AND THIS IS MY MONEY.

Carolyna Rayne Willis 13 years ago
lol no face hair and i already do

GhostKing660 9 years ago
downside?

PERD THE ZOMBIE 11 years ago
HELL FUCKING YEAH

Lolipop98 11 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
i got food poison it made me angry i call ghost buster hey ghost buster there is ghosts in my mcdonal bourgir

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
this would be hilarious to see. if you get an accent this is even funnier. but don't expect stealth.....

Xx coogar xX 11 years ago
so wut if i scream alot i am rich yey haire onedirecton

carrotorre 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

TurtleShroom 9 years ago
WOW THIS CHRISTMAS GIFT IS FANTASTIC! I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS!

Planeguy1996 11 years ago
SO I BECOME HEAVY FROM TF2?AY AY AY!YOU DID WELL!

Nigma Edward 13 years ago
So I would become Thor

lemon854 6 years ago
NOW I HAVE THE MONEYS TIME TO TAKE BACK THE MOTHERLAND AND REBUILD COMMUNISM!

lh0000 11 years ago
sooooooooo you become hilarious and powerfull...and rich.... whats the downside

Sylvia Larson 13 years ago
aaaaah Team fortres! didnt think id find THAT here!

Democracy-or-Death 7 years ago
No Russia bad

ByrnToast 11 years ago
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS I AM ALREADY TALK LIKE RUSSIAN MAN HAHAHAHAHA

loggiiicc 9 years ago
but im a girl :/

DKTalfuris 11 years ago
I AM THE HEAVY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2!

DarlaNeil 8 years ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOTHER RUSSIA IS VERY PLEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

derelictmonk 11 years ago
LONG AS I HAVE SANDWICH!

Toikaa 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago
In Soviet Russia, button presses YOU!!!!!! … I’ll see myself out.
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