Will You Press The Button?

DannySarje 9 years ago

I'm a lesbian, I'm already damned.

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ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Everyone"s in hell already...it"s called life.

Kimu Hatake 10 years ago

That means I could ask too meet my favorite Youtuber (Markiplier)Right?And anyways I'm already going to hell for being transgender....well that's what my so called friend said anyways about me being transgender

SinonMercer 9 years ago

And they are still your friend, why? That"s fucked up.

andrew-lee 9 years ago

Ha, joke"s on you. going to Heaven no matter what! "no force of hell, no scheme of man could ever pluck me from his hand."

Lucas Taurins 13 years ago

why in satan's glorious name would you not press this button

Moina 4 years ago

I will ask for one wish, that gives me ultimate power over the universe and the very fabric of reality and use that too never die and therefore never go too hell

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Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

I'm already going there I don't believe in God. Soo if it's real then... sorry God!

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

I went there 5 days A week(school).

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

Yeah but Nico Di Angelo might be there.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 9 months ago

Bonus

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ItsNoob 11 years ago

Goin nowhere. ANTI-HELL PILLS!

SquidDoctor 11 years ago

But I'm an atheist

Dubtownworrior 9 years ago

To me hell is not real

Michelle Kruse 13 years ago

Was going to hell anyway

theamazingJAW 8 years ago

Same

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Why would you want to press this button? There is no upside to any of this!

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Because I don't believe in Hell.

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Chinese potato 11 years ago

There is a tropical place and towns AND restaurants called hell

Jarod Blanchette 13 years ago

cant go if you dont beleive :D

XG 5 years ago

Yeah, if I don't believe in germs they don't exist! Not how that works, is it?

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Agonix010 9 years ago

I am going to hell and back, because of Sabaton, and my wish is to not be damned by this button, loophole

Sajan 10 years ago

RIP AND TEAR

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

Ask for a button that sends you to heaven

NomNom 11 years ago

'you can ask for anything and receive it within 24 hours.' Well then I wish to get out of hell then. Fellow fiends of the underworld it has been nice knowing you all for 24 hours, but I go to heaven now. Hee hee

Levi Garrett 13 years ago

Joke's on them, I'm already there.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Same goes for everyone else too.

Tony Kmtz 13 years ago

REAL LIFE POKEMON SO WORTH

Chaz-David Sliger 13 years ago

Sail Hatan

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER 11 years ago

ZKHUH LV WKH OLH

Yvonne Bradley-Anderson 13 years ago

That was easy. I don't believe in Hell

Leopard726688 5 years ago

How long is "very long ago"?

Alannah Life 13 years ago

I've always wanted to go back to my primary school!

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I'm Jewish. Jews don't have Hell

PGD 5 years ago

Considering hell does exist... unless this is a ploy to get people to go to Detriot.

TheAngelInYourImpala 10 years ago

Mark Pellegrino here I come

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Ask for ticket out of hell. Only 24 hours of hell, then if you want you can have models that fuck you, immortality.

BananasAreAwesome 8 years ago

I can ask not to be in hell

Talia Miller 10 years ago

I am Hell so

Catowoo 11 years ago

Hi Luci.

Endet15 11 years ago

48 percent are satanists

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

or athiests

CalebGreenwood 8 years ago

I ask for immortality😂😂😂

PotatoCat 10 years ago

Joke's on you. I'm Buddhist.

noddiah 12 years ago

After I get what I want.....Not to go to hell.

beautifulbjd 9 years ago

Simple: ask for a ticket to heaven.

neverknown 11 years ago

Hell does not exist.

Non-Binary-Rat 6 years ago

Hah im gay im already going to hell

Boringsaxophone 10 years ago

Already going there- no problem!

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cupcakejulian 2 years ago

i’m going to hell anyway might as well make the best of it

UniClaws 9 years ago

Already going there, bitch

Masky08 11 years ago

Going anyway! Might as well.

Vypicus 7 years ago

Čau lidi

Hampe-E 10 years ago

ALL HEIL SATAN

ADAP19 11 years ago

I push button, go to warehouse, ask for portal to hell and indestructible bomber w/ holy bombs, go down to hell, and bomb the f@$* out of it. Then I will build back from the ground up into an Earth-like place and solve world hunger by growing food there. (Fatal Flaw Detected)

Tauru17 9 years ago

2 things: 1: You could ask for a surefire way to get to heaven from hell with no work, strings, or suffering attached. 2: How would that work for atheists if they don't believe in hell? Would they be forced to go to what someone else believes hell is, or go to a hell of their own making?

KamenDrive 10 years ago

I'd ask for a get out of hell free card.

PANcakePride666 8 years ago

I'm already going to hell in every religion.

caden wayne 10 years ago

first thing i ask for is a syrum that make me imortal

The True X 11 years ago

Already had a one way trip to hell anyways, might as well enjoy the ride there.

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