Will You Press The Button?

AColdGuy4 years ago

So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.

Beeneeweenees2 months ago

lame

pjwolfie4 years ago

I could be like a translator for English people lol

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon7 years ago

One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.

Pancakes6547 years ago

It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.

D_YellowMadness6 months ago

I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.

Roses_Are_Red7 years ago

Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations

IHateYellow6 years ago

The perfect spy

stormiinight4 years ago

"I can understand it, I can't speak it." - Creed Bratton

raysr7 years ago

Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!

Ashley James Baker12 years ago

It does not say you cannot write it :P

Amazingcat304 years ago

LoL

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gavinbrichardson7 years ago

I'm a one way translator.

Super-sans7 years ago

I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s

Panifex7 years ago

When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it

Dominic Santoro12 years ago

Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.

Deanowinchester9 years ago

Latin can be found in any language.

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Alex Ognan12 years ago

i already cant stand listening to people in english. Why would I want to listen to the rest of the world complaining?

Anton LillesÃ¸ster WidÃ©n12 years ago

well im danish...sooooo

Hamistagan8 years ago

well man up and move to england fellow danish

kingalex39 years ago

you can always lerin it

iOmenHow69last year

Based

BobDobbs9 years ago

I almost never speak anything that isn't English anyway. If I need to, I'll write it down.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

I speak English and Spanish soooooo.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

Once dice triece

Kurosh Golshan12 years ago

You could find a way. Possibly be the sole translator for an American diplomat. Also. Aliens.

PrimeMordialGaming11049 years ago

*cough* translator *cough*

dinojl8 years ago

Woo hoo! The enter glitch is fixed! Yay!

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago

???

Andrew-avyx9 years ago

I can find another way to communicate

noddiah11 years ago

gallifrien

Flameshot9 years ago

English stole most of it's words from other languages, so I would just speak some weird form of broken English.

SomeGuy699 years ago

Then I won't say engl*sh ( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)

BOSNIALOVER3236 months ago

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Karlos9 years ago

For those too lazy to learn new languages, push the button.

Rúni8 years ago

Well, I can't talk because of another button so...

William Lahmer12 years ago

I can become an instant translator only it would be one way translation. Still a good skill to have though.

super person9 years ago

Just get on a computer and translate what you want to say to the people.

fucknazis9 years ago

What's the point

Nerdyboy8 years ago

Hmmm. I'll just write it down. Or go to English-speaking countries

Blastmurder9 years ago

Sighn language?

cool button pressor9 years ago

thats crazy cuz i can not talk to them jast what i should do is lern

Waffleyumboy9 years ago

YUSH MEA HAS NO GUD INGLISH ANYWAYS

MemeBound7 years ago

I can’t say CYKA BLYAT

Derpwhalez 10 years ago

But I can write other languages

mmarianovo9 years ago

I'm from Spain, sooo... no

Rom1237 years ago

Well I'm Israeli so...

Peradox11 years ago

Okay then. At least I can understand them.

Manza1239 years ago

Define English BITCH, u can't cause my definition is different

Chaos3DS8 years ago

I'll use google translate

Jonathan TheFantasy Fantasm12 years ago

All I'd HAVE to do is write non english words xD

PeFeMester9 years ago

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555444hilast year

if buttons stacked, i would understand all but not be able to communicate. (other one was understand and speak all languages but only be able to speak in native language)

MonsterOfMen9 years ago

Just move house and become a linguist

IceCool9 years ago

i speak english allmost all the time so i don't se a downside to this ( :

Lucaslife4 years ago

Es sagt nicht das ich nicht schreiben kann

jayjthebigmouth9 years ago

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Tricky8 years ago

But I live in Brazil so I wouldnt be able to speak my own mother language? No thank you narcisist english native speaker bitch

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