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You will publish the great American novel, loved by millions
but
You will spend a lifetime suffering from mental illness and die of an overdose at age 42.
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kill_to_live 11 years ago
the thing is im not American

ehcbjs last year
That's right.
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LARAUJO_01 11 years ago
An overdose of what?

Potater_boi 7 years ago
Toaster waffles
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um 9 years ago
I already have a mental illness :D

CarlosCorreia 8 years ago
I'm sorry

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
I like how they say 42

SigurdCiaran 6 years ago
so it'll be the same, but now ill be a famous author?

420_360_69 8 years ago
what if I'm older than 43?

ButtonPresser152 5 years ago
you die

Natanm1 8 years ago
I can make a wonderful book loved by millions and have a mental illness, that"s actually impressive, at least in my eyes

abcx 9 years ago
Since I'm German, that would be kinda weird.

Kirino Richard 13 years ago
pretty much a fate of the Twilight writer

dankmemes101 9 years ago
no. Twilight isn't loved by millions. I"d say hundreds, at best.
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TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Upside?

thegirlwhopressesbuttons 8 months ago
you write the greatest american novel

Evil Fox 11 years ago
At least I'd be remembered.

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago
Wtf that"s so fuckin stupid who even wrote that piece a shit? #stevenhawking

ValerieParker 9 years ago
But I'll turn 42 next year D:

DarkDragonWarrior 11 years ago
So, I just publish a "great American novel" get rich from everyone loving and buying it? Cool. (JK, I'm not mentally ill XD although sometimes I think I am lol)

ronarprfct 11 years ago
Perhaps question writers could say "in x number of years" instead of assuming everyone else is approximately their age.

Rustam Yaushev 11 years ago
Meh, I didn't like America anyway... Cause I'm Russian XD

will da boss 11 years ago
I no like Russia

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Already a nutcase, and I've wanted to be a writer since... ever. I can deal.

DestinyButton 9 years ago
I'm immortal BRUH.

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago
Truly a (pre/post) WW2-era American novelist moment

Choronzon 10 years ago
So I die at 42 after a lifetime of suffering, all because I made a coloring book?

Hyperion 11 years ago
Why is everyone saying that they have mental illness. Liars -.-

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why does it have to be American? I'm from the UK.

LesbianPotato 8 years ago
I'm not American tho But I'm already on a tonne of medications and severely mentally ill, why not get a novel as well?

SwAgL0Rd 11 years ago
42? Ok. Thats old enough.

----------- 9 years ago
I hate english

Anthonyist 9 years ago
You"re typing in it.

DjFibi 11 years ago
So, i become famous but i have to still how i mentally am and die "young". Fucking yes.

Tricky 9 years ago
Upside?

Rightman1027 11 years ago
so every writer ever

smash the button 11 years ago
what about if your not american I dont want an american book

Traptdemon 5 years ago
At least i will be immortal in the minds of millions of people.

tate0_0langdon 10 years ago
Already have the mental illness part

Stupid_gay_girl 9 years ago
Hun I already got my illness com at me

Spewkies 10 years ago
America is shit.

Heathin 11 years ago
There's alot of people that don't like the idea of writing novels for a living but to have that fame and attention is quite good. I don't really like the publicity I think I'll skip this button

DaNerdTront 9 years ago
I mean the downside is already gonna happen to me so why not

gymgirl12 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Schmucklehed 2 years ago
idk if i wanna wait that long

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Not worth it

BabybobbyIII 10 years ago
What will happen if you are already over 41

Laggadin 11 years ago
why whould somebody do that? like... why don't just use your money (not from the novel) to prevent any mental illness if ur so predictable to have it?!

ImToAwesome 11 years ago
i died cuz my heart exploded i was far over the level of awesomness

Maximaninn 11 years ago
I would never wanna "publish the great AMERICAN novel" Why American? But besides that I don't see a downside...

Gamity 9 years ago
So....Twilight?

Brayden Driedger 13 years ago
im canadian, so, yeah.

MrMineCreeps 11 years ago
what happens if i would be 43?

Snippetycooldud 10 years ago
Now thats the great american dream

ely 11 years ago
so any author

randomman1 4 years ago
Fuck yea, life extension.

Christianime23 11 years ago
This would be awesome...just sayin'. You can be like--remembered

fishshark 8 years ago
What if your older than 42
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