Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12last year

I just want the pain to go away

Ichiban_Kasuga2 months ago

Join my party!

BlueUltramarine 9 years ago

Go back in time and make your first language some nonsense language that nobody uses.

Harold7 years ago

Latin?

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dogpondlast year

man if this means I dont hear my bitch wife

lh00009 years ago

guys! i can no longer speak baby! but i did just learn: Latin, french, sign language, brail, mores code, Japanese, Chinese, and Irish....

qtzwz2 years ago

我是中国人，但是我没按按钮，所以说现在你可以和我交谈了（笑）

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DanielBrah138 years ago

I mean, my first language was baby talk, so...

X1FallenAngel1X8 years ago

Baby Language ... something I cant talk either way

jkmc12058 years ago

What if my first language was baby talk?

None-Is-None8 years ago

First language= Baby talk

AadenLol3 years ago

I"l talk the slighty diffrent variation

ReefChong3 years ago

What if you try to talk in your 1st language?

kanoa_2178 years ago

your first language would be whatever giberish noises u made as a baby, Loophole?

SinonMercer8 years ago

*you

Polyguys8 years ago

My first language was baby talk so...

grdavis8 years ago

My first language was baby talk. BOOM.

R6Sfan8 years ago

my first language was baby talk

Sheptheguy4 years ago

Well, if i couldnt speak german anymore i wouldnt be allowed to make hitler jokes, Bot worth it

A_Simple_Girl4 years ago

I mean I live in the Philippines so I doubt I'm gonna be using tagalog soon

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

I can write in my first language *LOOPHOLE* ;)

CCthecat9 years ago

I cant talk isnt it? I speak.

Gees7 years ago

Super jp he said you cant talk your first you still know it you just cant speak it😊😙

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Duccie_fork7 years ago

So I won't talk like a baby ever again? wowowowowowowow loophole lol

RaeIshBae8 years ago

French class would be so much easier...

CharlizeKatkatEvanGonzalez7 years ago

Nah. Why do I need other languages? Most of the people I meet talks in English, which is my first language.

Bluef00d7 years ago

actually your first language is gibberish you said when you were a baby.

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

Do you ever run out of language and would you have to like study all day to learn it

blackpink8 years ago

fuck portuguese

Untraceable12 months ago

I’ll make millions as the most talented interpreter in the world and then hire a regular interpreter to help me understand the English people

GuyCalledTy7 years ago

Bro I can just relearn english

Mad_Scientist9 years ago

i stop talking czech and i master slovakian the day after. no downside at all

Dexagon3 years ago

Goo goo gaa gaa,anyone know what that means?

TrinTrin8 years ago

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Flain2068 years ago

My first language was American English, so I can learn British instead. Every English speaker, regardless of nationality, understands both. Me comprehenez vous?

kr33tz9 years ago

Isnt baby speak an language?

La_Katty_Zebra7 years ago

Everyone"s first language was baby. Loophole.

StaronKing8 years ago

My first language was baby talk, a.k.a gibberish, so yay! Nobody has to hear any of that crap any more. No es tan divertido. Couper les coins est génial. noch eine Sache, ich mag Züge, the first lang is english, second is spanish, third is french, and last is german

harleyquinnxoxo8 years ago

then i can **speak** my first language riiiiight?

X_proGamer_x_388 years ago

I was born in sweden but i moved to norway when i was 3. Norwegian and swedish has only some words that is different, lol

dat boy! ..Oh shit wadap 9 years ago

Learn it again

Talulha4 years ago

Sign language. It people who are mute or deaf or autistic can use it why can’t I use it

Bushi009 years ago

Simple. I scream\\\\whisper\\\\sing my first language

Ghost.0238 years ago

I"d use old English or chopped English or redneck English you see there"s so many different. Versions of my language

GFXcreator7 years ago

Your first language was talking as a baby. So I am pushing that button.

Untraceable12 months ago

I’ll make millions as the most talented interpreter in the world and then hire a regular interpreter to help me understand the English people

gamerguy20999 years ago

you mean baby language?

kyroo8 years ago

goodbye british english helloooo american english

awesomespy968 years ago

Relearn English

dedXslade9 years ago

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DezzyRay7 years ago

Just move somewhere else. For example if you"re Canadian and live in British Columbia just move to Quebec.

franzeco3337 years ago

Guys, baby nonsences is not a language!

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago

Since a more recent button has given me the ability to time travel, (as long as Hitler is with me) I can go back in time and make my first language a dead language

opawesome1019 years ago

My first laungauge was gibberish so o more stuttering.

LordPerseusX7 years ago

I pressed it... Move to another country!

Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago

If your first language is English you can press this button freely because there are different types of English like Australian English and us englis

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