Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

I'll just go away on some "mission of her utmost importance" after nine years and never come back. LOOPHOLE

RubySkinner7 years ago

Sounds like a good plan

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Canesminior9 years ago

Just retire after nine years and you're safe.

TheMaskedMan9 years ago

What if they don't allow you to? Better to just get a plane and get the hell out of there.

AlyssaShaltry7 years ago

That escalated quickly

Hotgarbage7 years ago

Wtf♐♌🔁♌🔁🔁⛎♈♈♏♌🔂♓🔀♐♓◀♓♏⏪⛎◀♍◀♌♏

rootstown73 years ago

what

VirginiaHB7 years ago

Just leave after 9 years and however many days before the plague

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Im not a dude. So They dont kill me. Cool.

Jensj4 years ago

Darkhex, sooo my moms a dude?

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Ryan Isawsome12 years ago

Ill just write this as a prophecy, and say that when the time comes, bring me back to my home planet.

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

But then if they can make the trip twice, then they'll have no problem doing it again to come back and kill you.

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autocar668 years ago

The only upside here is that people know there are aliens and thats basicly it...

the117doctor8 years ago

Contingency plan bitches! I CAN DELIVER VIA PROPHECY!

DaPenguin9 years ago

Well if I'm a god I cant die. I can kill them back. UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DreamInSepsis10 months ago

it explicitly says that you're hailed as a god there but you're just a dude

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Benjy Pugh12 years ago

Hahahaha that is fucked!

Dragonslayer112218 years ago

Leave before it happens, or just lie to them to go on the other side of the planet, then leave them to die.

KingJr9 years ago

a god for ten years then go back home to earth

SUPERMYSTERY9 years ago

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Farlander9 years ago

Someone watches to much X-files.

HotDiggityDorito3 years ago

I’ll just tell everyone to wear masks and social distance lol

TheCrimsonFuckr2.08 years ago

10 years of glory, and a painful death, along with a strand of guilt. No thanks.

Madison Rose12 years ago

I'm not a dude so...

skyrimlegend219 years ago

IM A FUCKING GOD IL FUCK EM UP

skyrimlegend219 years ago

Oh it says that you a normal dude I WILL CALL MY BUDDY ALEANS TO COME AND KICK THERE ASS

lilformer9 years ago

Your not probing this ass

umad419 years ago

Hmmm. Go into a "Catatonic State" For like 30 minutes (Stare at a wall with few periods of blinking), when you come "Back out of it" Pretend to be sad. Tell them that there is nothing you can do and that they will all die at (Insert Date) Plead with them t...[Show full comment]

Jeemeli9 years ago

28% pressed.... WTF

Mommasgirl11008 years ago

You are worshipped like a god BUT you have to punch someone you love in the nose full force everyday Like- You pressed the button Reply no- you didn't press the button

agnii10 years ago

Leave

uberdaddy8 years ago

what if i die in the 10 years?

flyingturret2089 years ago

I tell them I know a way but its back at my planet and hijack every scientist and doctor and also get the doctor and boom world saved

Diego Guerrero12 years ago

well what if I created that plauge 10 years before and just kill them all and leave for earth

PeyDayRULES8 years ago

No! Even if ill never be known to be the murder of who ever i want to kill no! murder is bad and no one should do it #PeaceForLife

ignitedrik7 years ago

After 9 years and 11 months tell then to bring me home

Frieza Jr9 years ago

At least i get 10 years of GODLY LIFE

xXbuttonking255Xx9 years ago

What Ryan sain so bad side?

TMCalexplayZ8 years ago

EHHH NO THANX

DriJustSaidThat9 years ago

Just go back to earth on the 9th year for "god business" make someone else the god, and there's no downside.

Violauhluh8 years ago

Lol hide till plague kills them

Cheese#29 years ago

NOOOOO

Shaunethomas8 years ago

Save the world from crap as a god

RizeKamishiro9 years ago

Just use my Kagune no downside

stink179 years ago

but only your character has a kagune not you

Rhyce Forrester12 years ago

Probalim solved take a poop befor they torture u then they will have to stop immidiatly

I_Love_Donuts9 years ago

Translation: Seem Holy And Turn Out To Be A Big Poser, Or Not Get Killed By The People Who Believe You're Holy

Simon Peperkamp12 years ago

Suicide after 9 years?

lazoreffect9 years ago

Then I'll fight back. No downside

TheMaskedMan9 years ago

You can fight off aliens? What if they are fifteen feet tall and there are MILLIONS of them?!

Mr_tuxed08 years ago

Just go on a mission somewhere else on the ninth year

Mrjtlolinboy339 years ago

This is creative too bad I'm not that adventurous to do such a thing for a decade

supahslayah9 years ago

Couldn't you just commit suicide or ask someone to kill you before 10 years so then you don't have to get tortured. Loopholes are the best.

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

I'll tell them I'm going to the bathroom and take off in a small pod or whatever (After 9 and 1/2 years)

HotSauceBear10 years ago

aw naw

Ender78 years ago

hi

Bobyyb7 years ago

How about science

Levi Garrett12 years ago

Gotcha!

Z33VOX8 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK!

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