Will You Press The Button?

DavidLetterman 11 years ago

What if my family is already dead?

SamuelSarver 9 years ago

thats sad

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among-kid 5 years ago

i hope you did not press the button

AzzyAzelf 2 years ago

i did 😈

Jvk1166z 11 years ago

If I had an alcoholic family of terrible people, I'd press it. I don't, so no.

JustARandomElf 9 years ago

I have a lot of family conflicts but I wouldn't ever be able to say "no downsides" here. bro i may be a monster but not THIS kind of monster

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

-wow, i may not always get along with my family, and we might be severely dysfunctional, but to say, "No downsides!" you've got to be seriously fucked up.

YoloYester 5 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree.

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Filipkovarik 10 years ago

LOSE - WIN lolz :P

nobigdeal 10 years ago

You are sick if you pressed the button

AzzyAzelf 2 years ago

I just went to the doctor and he said my health was perfect so ummmmmm nuh uh 🙄

Cinders In Water 11 years ago

I can't beleive so many people don't love their family enought to even let them live. You would be hurting so many people by pressing this button. I'm so glad i have such a nice family, and for your own sakes, to the people that say "no downsides" PLEASE v... [Show full comment]

Jessica Emmas 13 years ago

not exactly a perfect life now is it?

danchajar 11 years ago

yeah it is actually horrible

John Callahan 13 years ago

Doesn't specify how long it will be until they die, nor does it define 'tragicly'

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago

All of these people saying "27% of people are fucked up" obviously haven't lived with abusive and/or alcoholic parents, or sadistic siblings. the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. essentially means, those who share your DNA don... [Show full comment]

sonicj01 10 years ago

everyone will die eventually

MingAoKo 2 years ago

恋爱脑会害死所有人

MingAoKo 2 years ago

但我不确定我不是

ForceFriend 9 years ago

Sirius Black pushed the button and then regretted it when he found out how Reg died.

KaileePellice 5 years ago

well i have a mom that abuses me and a dad that hates me so *still doesn't hit button* i still love them even if they don't always

Krazyone13 11 years ago

Nope!

TheDarthKnight 9 years ago

all of your family dying tragically isn't a perfect life...

Hyejii 12 years ago

Jokes on you, my entire family is already dead!

true_Genos 7 years ago

Finally, Aleksandra I always want be on you"re side even when I have to sacrifice my family...

XxclawsAndPawsXx 11 years ago

At least my dad will die, he's a butt :3

DontPressButton 10 years ago

Well, they never said they would die immediately. They might just die from old age because death is always tragic (except for those who delight in others suffering)

WhatsM3WithU 11 years ago

don't ruin the 69

Ayumu MiracleOrange Kondou 13 years ago

The person you love will love you back and you get to live a perfect life with them but Every single person in your immediate family will die tragically "As much as I love Silas, I don't think I could lose Alice-nee."

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

pisskink 3 years ago

man family dont matter, IM CUMMIN FOR U BBG HFEHUH4UIH

Djwolf909 11 years ago

my family is all not single so ya no one is going die!

arianna5226 12 years ago

There is no way I'm losing my family.

NerdyTurtle 10 years ago

Fuck you and every thing you stand for you bitch

William Bishop 13 years ago

Bro, good knowing you.

chonkeymonk3y1234 11 years ago

It said i live a perfect life.... that includes my immediate family cuz i need them for a perfect life

BigChungus1009 6 years ago

I"d rather live a normal life.

Colum31 11 years ago

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DashingFreak 11 years ago

idiot

LoneDragon 8 years ago

Since when is a death NOT tragic?!?!

Novanium 11 years ago

M'lady

Owain452 10 years ago

Every death is tragic, and it doesn't say they die immediately.

Victor Imse Vimse Spindel 13 years ago

Mohahaha

UranusAbove 9 years ago

Um... If my entire family died tragically and immediately, I would say that is far from a perfect life. Therefore, this button creates a paradox depending who is pushing it, and I don't like paradoxes, so no, I will win their affections the normal way.