You will live a long and prosperous life, filled with content.
but
You will only be able to use technology up to Windows 98.
I will not


meyer9 years ago
does this mean windows 2098?

TransitShawn446 years ago
Yes.
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Pdhoot479 years ago
Windoes 1998 or 2098 i could do with that!!

IdkTbh8 years ago
1998. There will only be 1 Windows 98 because if they made another, a lot of programs would try to run 1998 instead of 2098. Which is also why Windows 9 isn't a thing.

Koalasm88 years ago
Apple products, guys

Drew7145447 years ago
Fuck apple

Collin Bodiker12 years ago
Does this website run on windows 98?

Urocjon7 years ago
You are aware it doesn't say "OS up to Windows 98" but "technology up to Windows 98", right? So it means crappy slow computers and internet that You have to pay billions for a minute of connection, no more good consoles and tv, smartphones etc. So basical...[Show full comment]
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akBearLord7 years ago
Ya'll could have windows 98,000,000

Yakhin7 years ago
Nooooooo

JoelWatts8 years ago
Phones don't have windows 98

DragonsWithPizza8 years ago
So it will be off for 1 day and then last forever?

cleverfox8 years ago
who needs computer with such a life?

davis9 years ago
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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
What ze fuck is zis shit? It must be spam. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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LanTeX9 years ago
Windows98 forever >:D

Camie_willis11 years ago
look at how many people value technology more than themselves

D_YellowMadnesslast month
Ooh, my other comment got deleted too. I bet my second one does too.
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Aaron Na'vi Jefferies12 years ago
Contradiction at its finest!

Christopher Buick12 years ago
Awsome, I still get to play magic and mayhem!

Theis Kragh Rusfort12 years ago
Windows 98...? HELL NO

Aimée Iona Comtois12 years ago
whatever i'll just find something else to do

Hello18 years ago
I hope this button can expire...

PerDaDer9 years ago
What about a Mac?

steelerbeast3609 years ago
windows 98 sucks

Ernestas9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AsuraShun5 years ago
What kind of content?

foxysenpai9 years ago
not forever

Vonotono7 years ago
Heck. No.

DaphneTheGirl9 years ago
Nope nope nope nope.*runs*

Ugondanfish8 years ago
Those two statements are mutually exclusive

meyer9 years ago
Does this mean windows 2098?

Rachel Smith12 years ago
The two are mutually exclusive.

Muaz9 years ago
The wo ld will end bec of globale worming befor widows 98 is even envented

IdkTbh8 years ago
Global warming is a bunch of shit in the toilet. Also Windows 98 was made in 1998 lmao
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Min Yeon-ah9 years ago
I wish to die as soon as possible so I won't press it

Urocjon7 years ago
I think people don't understand what this button do. It doesn't say "OS up to Windows 98" but "technology up to Windows 98", which means any non existing technology won't be possible to use. It is fast Internet, problably leaving You with only telephone m...[Show full comment]

Xx_Bill Cipher_xX9 years ago
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Amber the cat9 years ago
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Mostly Harmless9 years ago
If it's so great you shouldn't care, so yes

HOOD RAT DOUG FUSCO10 years ago
NOPE.NOPE

pikoaztlan9 years ago
The N3DS can run Windows 95,soooooo

Joseph Schutmaat12 years ago
*takes dust off N64.

IdkTbh8 years ago
LOL feel ya there bro.

crowmechai4 years ago
If its a fast 98 pc, then i would"nt mind.

MemeDream9 years ago
I don't want to be content, I just want to be happy.

Ernestas9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

isaacgibney9 years ago
i dont think there will be windows 98 so yes

Septistachefist7 years ago
Ouch

Sam Nessim12 years ago
If you're content no matter what, you won't need the latest tech for happiness...

Winged_Creature9 years ago
Uh.... ..welllll. I can use other advanced technology that doesn't require Windows....soo YAY

Ernestas9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Vonotono7 years ago
I wanna tell you a thing... Go fuck yourself
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Patri7 years ago
Lol i dont even know wut windows 98 even is

Absanon9 years ago
Windows 10

PlzNoPantyShotsOfMe9 years ago
Easy, get someone else to use a time machine and create a way for time to be ebtn so that I can use other technology, or just ask aliens.

bkid78910 years ago
i need it to wach youtube and pokemon

Metar9 years ago
Why not

Kimberley McBeitowlson12 years ago
totally. not logged in as kimmy
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