Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma 9 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai 6 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

AdamSpeiser 9 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol331 5 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Jim_Hawkins 4 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t... [Show full comment]

Denver L Cornel 13 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName 9 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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Guitar28 10 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife 9 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

LemonFerret 6 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol331 5 years ago

you will be killed by the button

JuliaSnee 9 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai 6 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy 10 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA 9 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess 13 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol331 5 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 101 11 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols 13 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai 6 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome 9 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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John Castle 13 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

vonsscout5 10 years ago

If im einstein i control everything mcdonalds does!

xX_johndilonepriest_Xx 3 years ago

i already have the speed of a ninja and am smarter than epstien

HomeTaleUniverse 11 years ago

Loophole:Be the CEO ;3333

Vavakx 11 years ago

*using newfound abilities, becomes CEO of McDonalds. Just sits at deck doing whatever he wants*

SessInuKouShiNaru 11 years ago

NINJA BATMAN ALL THE WAY X3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GangsternauwL 10 years ago

But what kind of job

Augie Coker 13 years ago

Turn a burger into an atom bomb??

Deathbyspace123 10 years ago

Day job- McDonald's fry cook. Night job- batman

JesusMorales 10 years ago

I work at mcdonalds anyways haha

Epikrocket 11 years ago

Side job at night as an assassin or something

Sky_the_bisexuwhale 9 years ago

Win win situation

Lucaribro501 11 years ago

so i'm ninja brian

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 years ago

what if i just don't show up for my job, they cant fire me

Flarenacho 11 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

cash5466 11 years ago

i hate these things. STOP!

Sadlife 9 years ago

downside where never says u get fired so u could literaly fuck with Mcdonalds

Mystic0Zephyr 11 years ago

speed and smart huh ok... sure, manager and sell

Peanut butter 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

chicoliver 9 years ago

Fuck, yeah!!!

Orangegal 11 years ago

Become ceo become owner

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago

Doesn't say you cant have multiple jobs... also just don't go to your job at mcdonalds

Samm___dont_even 5 years ago

bruh I get an employee discount for food?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!? Sickkkkkkk

OMGUKILLSONIC 11 years ago

HEY IF YOUR THAT SMART YOU OWN EVERY MCDONALDS AND GET THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

TheDRXD 10 years ago

worth it

MachuPichu 8 years ago

Kill everyone is working at mcdonalds and go home

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago

I'll probably work at McDonald Trump's anyway

Setsuna 10 years ago

It said NOTHING about position. I could be CEO for all I care.

Liam Nelson Dilg 13 years ago

I've worked at two different Mcdonalds rester aunts in the last 2-3 years. NOT WORTH IT AT ALL!!!!

Lord-Derpicus 9 years ago

Assassinate everyone who works for mcdonalds the company collapses and is destroyed cant work for something that doesnt exist so no problemo

medsal15 11 years ago

-Your cheesburger is ready -But I didn't even ask yet

TheRealist 10 years ago

If I am as fast as a ninja, I can sneak cyanide into the burgers and other poisons that are incurable currently by doctors (I know the cure) and no one would know... Then, sell the antidote for a lot of money, McDonalds isn't that bad now is it?

Dakotajames 11 years ago

Just eat a McDonald's

nothing special 10 years ago

Of since i have the smarts of Einstein i dont need the mcdonaldsjob I,ll just find a methode to craft gold

reefli 11 years ago

Ninjas can't be seen :D

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