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You are a highly respected meth cook who has just earned 80 million dollars.
but
your brother-in-law is a DEA agent, a bunch of people want to kill you, and you end up in a shack by yourself in New Hampshire.
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andreithepotatoman3 years ago
Fixing good

Planeguy19969 years ago
I'll hire bodyguards to protect me in the shack and expand it than hire assassins to kill those bastards who want to kill me.

This-Question-Is-Stupid7 years ago
After all, New Hampshire is a drug infested den.

AquaF1ame9 years ago
I don't have a bother in law, and then with some of my 80 million DOLLERS, I would hire assassins to kill the people who want to kill me, THEN I would hire a whole bunch of scientists to make my a real life iron man and/or a master chief suit, THEN since...[Show full comment]

DespairInc8 years ago
You went from 80 million to 65 billion? That doesn't make sense.
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GeneralMontgomery8 years ago
If this is the whole fucking plot to breaking bad I swear to god...

Kyle Hill12 years ago
Swear to god if this just ruined the plot of Breaking Bad for me Im a kill a bitch..

Sændugan8 years ago
Ireland, we have hills where Donald Trump could be hidden
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Jo Biniamow12 years ago
I'd do anything to be Heisenberg.

Adofl Hilter12 years ago
do i have a annoyng partner who always fucks up

thatguy349 years ago
godi

Louis Ebanks12 years ago
I am the one who presses

Leah Leach12 years ago
Only child so that's not possible

Erkel123349 years ago
It says brother in law not brother

Herbrine24 years ago
I’m Walter whites rival

Kittykat140408 years ago
It"s better than my boring life

NW3609 years ago
Breaking Bad in a nutshell

Legos20109 years ago
No thanks, I want to be able to go in public.

Darkwolfpocco10 years ago
Wow... just wow. Talk about originality.

Kiituh7 years ago
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SPOIL BREAKING BAD FOR ME???

Jason Jman Staggs12 years ago
this is suprisingly DETAILED

bombday8 years ago
i wanna be walter white!

zirathepotato8 years ago
what if I don't marry or my partner doesn't have a brother or sister or family mwaaahaha

limegreenhulk9 years ago
So Breaking Bad

HarmonyDissonance463 years ago
wait, how am i highly respected and a bunch of people want to kill me in the same time?

achildofthanos3 years ago
you are respected by the drug industry

Solitary_Port9 years ago
wheres the upside

VeljaTech6 years ago
WTF

dat boy! ..Oh shit wadap 9 years ago
Some assassins some hit man all good

Queenthree27 years ago
Pugs, not Drugs

caramel_apple9339 years ago
..... This is beeaking bad.... Wow....

Lord Hydra10 years ago
I lose the money anyway. Andre Filipe you are an idiot. This is based on Breaking Bad, not GTA 5.

leixing6 months ago
中国制毒犯法

Cheryl Hopper12 years ago
Meth is horrible. No way in hell I'd *ever* get involved in that.

Sawyer8618 years ago
I just earned 80 million? Looks like I don't have to cook meth anymore

VanessaGray8 years ago
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BoazvanCaem8 years ago
No one wants your copypasta stuff here.

bossman219 years ago
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ModSavvy9 years ago
breaking bad

SuperSoakThis10 years ago
SCIENCE BITCH

MrBrodie7 years ago
No drugs are poison and I don’t want anything to do with it

Bart Jansen12 years ago
jokes on you i have no brother-in-law

Capone2348 years ago
this is basically being breaking bad

MuffinMcMuffin9 years ago
Well I have no brother in law so....

Kittenlover1018 years ago
However, it didn't say they succeed in killing you. Loophole

FishFrog9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

VertexVelox2 years ago
hell yeah i make meth, AND i go back to my hometown?

KillerButter2K9 years ago
Why would I wanna sell drugs??

oofityoofoof4 years ago
i will buy security guards then.

davidkvis998 years ago
SAY NO TO DRUGS

bemo2510 years ago
People do NOT know what the "in law" part means...

MegaDoge7 years ago
Nononononononononononononononononononon

dosky13039 years ago
Walter White 2.0?

Lonewolf35158 years ago
Really? A meth cook? -_- No thank you.

Lonewolf35158 years ago
Sounds like Trevor"s life on GTAV roflmao.

Agarillobob9 years ago
I´m against drugs

jibini5 months ago
我是中国人,确实会有一堆人来追杀我,他们就是警察
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