You have an unlimited funds bank account.
but
You must kill someone for the first 1000$, and another person for every additional 1500$. You cannot be punished for it.
I will not


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TmkelshII 11 years ago
Walk into a prison, kill everyone.

hawley 2 years ago
boring
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videogamefanboy78 11 years ago
Time to load up Call of Duty: MW2 and play the No Russian Misson

YIN_tx last year
remember no russian
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Kyle Villafane 13 years ago
So basically I can kill people I don't like and not only will I get money for it I won't get in any trouble? SIGN ME UP!

naturalstupidity 2 years ago
Time to kill the bullies in my high school :D
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Javongod 4 years ago
Oh ok 🤷‍♀️

FreakingFabulous 10 years ago
Humanity is dead guys. This is honestly scary So you'd all kill someone for money?

comrademikhail 6 years ago
i already did :)
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TheEnderAssassin 11 years ago
what is wrong with you people

Axolotl-Girl 3 years ago
yeah
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charisk99 10 years ago
Loophole, kill spiders to get $$$. Never said the someone is human

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago
Find an anthill..

TheDiamondGear 11 years ago
To be honest, I'm not really seeing a downside here.

Epic_nugget 5 months ago
The downside is you have to kill someone you lunatic

FeatherVulpes 9 years ago
Woah I"d be a real hitman

LilithLaBelle 9 years ago
OH BOI BITCHES BETTER RUN CAUSE DA KNIFE IS GOING TO DO A STABY STABY INTO YOUR FUCKING HEARTY HEARTY... (This was so stupid pls don't kill me xD)

comrademikhail 6 years ago
*reloads shotgun*

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago
Personal assassin

nousername757 9 years ago
Never said they had to be human, just kill a bunch of ants.

AnastasiaDean 9 years ago
It"s kind of disturbing how many people think they"re able to kill. Also, 1500$ per person is nowhere near enough.

Gingereena5201 10 years ago
I don't kill people. It"s despicable.

SethBystrm 9 years ago
You don't have to kill humans just something
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
So then, I wouldn't have unlimited bank funds.

TheDRXD 10 years ago
id quite enjoy this

JOHN CENER 10 years ago
B-B-B-- BRUH

RealcrafterTV 11 years ago
i like trees

I are scotland 11 years ago
Rip Justin beiber and iggy azalea

CCthecat 11 years ago
Lmao i support u on the beiber point

EaterOfFarts 11 years ago
Donald Trump here I come . . .

heyeveryone 11 years ago
Get pregnant. Abort.

WhatTimeIsIt 10 years ago
In my perpective, murder is fine in this specific case. But abortion, seriously?

Trollium 7 years ago
Where is the downside?

BaronVonTwit 9 years ago
i"m coming for you trump...

Megan Cox 13 years ago
Murder+money+no punishment=OF COURSE

Icode1 10 years ago
i kill in self defence and get money no downside

Soaku 10 years ago
So we don't really have infinite money... And its like killing for $$$.

KoDan76 10 years ago
North Korean government HERE I COME

Billboxhead 10 years ago
Well, Trump does have to go and there are a lot of people I don't like.

Dankiplier 10 years ago
Donald Trump...*cocks gun* Here we come.

Brony69 10 years ago
So I can kill Justin Bieber and Donald trump? Ok!

ErdoS 10 years ago
the first part of this scenario can be entirely removed. the 'but' explains it all.

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago
OK here I come hit list, first off is Justin bieber

CHARA X SANS 11 years ago
Killing? Oh. My. God. I will have LOADS of money because I will kill everyone!!

TheCreeperSWE 11 years ago
And the downside is?

Christopher Dufresne 13 years ago
All those who deserve to die will give me more money without any consequences. it's a win/win situation.

GothicZombie 11 years ago
Logic

Lia Weyaus 13 years ago
Who wouldn't do this? It's like a 1500 to kill a pedo. So yes very

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
@KiLEdEnNis WHO WRITES THEIR EMOTICONS LIKE THAT (other than you) LIKE ITS COLON O NOT O COLON!
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Oliver V. Smith 13 years ago
Two birds... one stone... i really don't mind a few thousand :P

SethBystrm 9 years ago
So smart.......

Razmus Berglund 13 years ago
*Cocks shotgun*

Mario Jo 13 years ago
Any day.

Michael Jansen 13 years ago
well it seems its time for bi***s to die

Dylan Jansen 13 years ago
Again, no downside

that random girl 11 years ago
I'll get a job as a paid assassin so I would get even more money and I'll get a hidden blade

tails999 11 years ago
*presses button* The 40% of people who said "No" to this button don't know what their missing out on.

duckymouth 5 years ago
Where"s the downside

Bmichine2014 10 years ago
Win win

Saruteku 11 years ago
Mercenary just became my dream job. More murder money and promised not to be caught?

HannaTheDeathDemon 8 years ago
I CAN KILL THE PEOPLE I HATE YES SIGN ME IN

Badflar 11 years ago
That makes no sense "unlimited money" "kill people for money"

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
whats the downside?

Cody_Hackins 11 years ago
I'll kill people on death row.

katsumi27 9 years ago
Death to Soros
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