Oh no, I'm assinated, I get more ass than I need, this is tragic (sarcasm)
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AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
As long as i I don't get assasinated i am cool with this
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swizzle7 years ago
For man kind I'll turn the other cheek
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Joshua Martin12 years ago
as long as assinate is gettin booty i'll happily take my chances
LightG31208 years ago
You get sat on
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XxJaydenxX8 years ago
Why risk being assinated
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TemIsReal9 years ago
Solve assassination because it's also a world problem right? So that means I still live because there's no more assassins
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BlueManiac149 years ago
i can solve the assasination luls -_-
Bubbleberry4 years ago
Assination* apparently the writer of this question couldn't spell
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beta10 years ago
Let the games begin...
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Mcloud Michael12 years ago
ASSINATED OH NO EVERYONE IS GOING TO PRESS THERE ASS TO ME
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James Bunyard12 years ago
looks like I'm Lelouch Vi Brittania
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Melanie Higgins12 years ago
booty booty booty booty rockin errwhere
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lukeskylicker9 years ago
I don't want to be assinated but at least it's better than being assassinated.
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Tilman Eichfelder12 years ago
Hey, at least you'll never know when it happens...could be soon, could be at old age....hey, that sounds like a similar situation to what I'm already in! Also you don't have to kill yourself or something, no. Ideally, a real pro will shoot you in the head....[Show full comment]
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Donutsu5 years ago
I'm already one of the world"s problems
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SLENDERslayer1089 years ago
Um... i don't know what "assinate" means... but i like it.
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dombom1532218 years ago
if i know the worlds things then i would know how to stop geting killed
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JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!9 years ago
What if assassination counts as a world problem? And also, death by ass doesn't sound like the worst way to go. And it never says WHEN you die by stripper.
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FinleyRS7 years ago
Maybe one of the world"s problems is homicide.
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Jaden's Myth9 years ago
Urban Dictionary definition of Assinate:
The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.
"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."
"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"
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Squirtle dude 1528 years ago
ASS-IN-ATED
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evajusro10 years ago
What age would I be assassinated at? If someone finishes me when im 90 i'll be fine with that
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aproy9 years ago
Great, no downside. Literally, that is not a thing.
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Lancetheking9 years ago
nobody will want to, and even if they do, you have (pourposely spelled it wrong) SEKURATI
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Baenana10 years ago
It said I'm going to be assinated, not assassinated! So I'm safe!
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MEGACoolguy2 years ago
I would because i might get assasinated at like 100
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RedPanda909 years ago
Only because of the word not spelled correctly.
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Doommafia9 years ago
Yay i will do it because "assinated" isn't a real word :P
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AColdGuy4 years ago
I will not, but beacuse the ad doesn't allows me to press the button.
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Lunatic lynx 9 years ago
HELL YEAH
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demutrudu8 years ago
so i cant im dead
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DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago
"Assinated?" What, are they gonna shoot my butt?
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8bit Alien9 years ago
Sure, I'll get the world to know everything beforeni die
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Cian Picard12 years ago
it was for the better cause
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ItsChefCurryFor38 years ago
Why does it say 47 years ago
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COLONELSANDERS219 years ago
COLONEL SANDERS
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CCthecat9 years ago
There is no such thing as assinate... and EVEN if its just a typo, I can GET SOMEONE TO KILL THE ASSASSIN FIRST MWAHAHAHAHA
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Benji Adams12 years ago
there are wears ways to go.
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UareanAsshole6 years ago
Wouldn't assassination be a world problem? There. Solved.
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Epicplayer019 years ago
I won't be killed since they said assinated so I'll take my chances
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5587565786478634888 days ago
国家总统都被暗杀过不少,保护我的人更多不是吗?即使我死了也为世界留下了宝贵的财富
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Drew18718779 years ago
I don't care if I get assinated as long at the world's problems are solved the world is more important than me
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kikipotato7 years ago
but violence and ppl being assassinated is one of the worlds problems...
ok now im confused
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klumper9 years ago
security? I will be hard to kill for the "assinated" because I'm the solving the worlds problems.
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