You can solve the worlds problems.
but
You will be assinated.
I will not


.Arc.3 years ago
So you"re saying that I will get more booty then ever LOL well Written 👍🏻

Letmesignin3 years ago
Assinated sounds either horribly bad or amazingly good

AquaF1ame9 years ago
Wait... Just wait, if I solved the worlds problems, wouldn't that include me? So I wouldn't be assassinated

123qwe123qwe10 months ago
Good idea
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ShinySandshrew7 years ago
I'll die once this person can spell

KirbyTheCute3 years ago
Ha HA! It never said WHEN I would be assassinated!

Matthew McGee12 years ago
since "assinate" isn't a real word, I'll just take my chances with whatever it is.

MyVoteRules7 years ago
Assinate: not real Assassinate: get killed by secret agent, spy, etc from behind, above, etc.
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Whywhywhy8 years ago
Assinate Killed by booty

Pyrotechnical9 years ago
Oh no, I'm assinated, I get more ass than I need, this is tragic (sarcasm)

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
As long as i I don't get assasinated i am cool with this

swizzle7 years ago
For man kind I'll turn the other cheek

Joshua Martin12 years ago
as long as assinate is gettin booty i'll happily take my chances

LightG31208 years ago
You get sat on

XxJaydenxX8 years ago
Why risk being assinated

TemIsReal9 years ago
Solve assassination because it's also a world problem right? So that means I still live because there's no more assassins

BlueManiac149 years ago
i can solve the assasination luls -_-

Bubbleberry4 years ago
Assination* apparently the writer of this question couldn't spell

beta10 years ago
Let the games begin...

Mcloud Michael12 years ago
ASSINATED OH NO EVERYONE IS GOING TO PRESS THERE ASS TO ME

James Bunyard12 years ago
looks like I'm Lelouch Vi Brittania

Melanie Higgins12 years ago
booty booty booty booty rockin errwhere

lukeskylicker9 years ago
I don't want to be assinated but at least it's better than being assassinated.

Tilman Eichfelder12 years ago
Hey, at least you'll never know when it happens...could be soon, could be at old age....hey, that sounds like a similar situation to what I'm already in! Also you don't have to kill yourself or something, no. Ideally, a real pro will shoot you in the head....[Show full comment]

Donutsu5 years ago
I'm already one of the world"s problems

SLENDERslayer1089 years ago
Um... i don't know what "assinate" means... but i like it.

dombom1532218 years ago
if i know the worlds things then i would know how to stop geting killed

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!9 years ago
What if assassination counts as a world problem? And also, death by ass doesn't sound like the worst way to go. And it never says WHEN you die by stripper.

FinleyRS7 years ago
Maybe one of the world"s problems is homicide.

Jaden's Myth9 years ago
Urban Dictionary definition of Assinate: The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident. "I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me." "OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago
ASS-IN-ATED

evajusro10 years ago
What age would I be assassinated at? If someone finishes me when im 90 i'll be fine with that

aproy9 years ago
Great, no downside. Literally, that is not a thing.

Lancetheking9 years ago
nobody will want to, and even if they do, you have (pourposely spelled it wrong) SEKURATI

Baenana10 years ago
It said I'm going to be assinated, not assassinated! So I'm safe!

MEGACoolguy2 years ago
I would because i might get assasinated at like 100

RedPanda909 years ago
Only because of the word not spelled correctly.

Doommafia9 years ago
Yay i will do it because "assinated" isn't a real word :P

AColdGuy4 years ago
I will not, but beacuse the ad doesn't allows me to press the button.

Lunatic lynx 9 years ago
HELL YEAH

demutrudu8 years ago
so i cant im dead

DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago
"Assinated?" What, are they gonna shoot my butt?

8bit Alien9 years ago
Sure, I'll get the world to know everything beforeni die

Cian Picard12 years ago
it was for the better cause

ItsChefCurryFor38 years ago
Why does it say 47 years ago

COLONELSANDERS219 years ago
COLONEL SANDERS

CCthecat9 years ago
There is no such thing as assinate... and EVEN if its just a typo, I can GET SOMEONE TO KILL THE ASSASSIN FIRST MWAHAHAHAHA

Benji Adams12 years ago
there are wears ways to go.

UareanAsshole6 years ago
Wouldn't assassination be a world problem? There. Solved.

Epicplayer019 years ago
I won't be killed since they said assinated so I'll take my chances

5587565786478634888 days ago
国家总统都被暗杀过不少,保护我的人更多不是吗?即使我死了也为世界留下了宝贵的财富

Drew18718779 years ago
I don't care if I get assinated as long at the world's problems are solved the world is more important than me

kikipotato7 years ago
but violence and ppl being assassinated is one of the worlds problems... ok now im confused

klumper9 years ago
security? I will be hard to kill for the "assinated" because I'm the solving the worlds problems.
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