The Force, Jedi, And Lightsabers are real and you become a Jedi.
but
The government will hunt you down with the goal of figuring out how your abilities and your ligthsaber work.
I will not

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
i'm not the jedi that you are looking for.. YOU ARE THE JEDI YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!

CormacMcG123 9 years ago
*starts shooting self*
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SwagAddict338 3 years ago
so true!!!w

Marco Paschetta 13 years ago
Hunt me down, come on, I dare you motherfuckers.

SuperGamin 4 years ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
This is not the jedi you're looking for

masterDoge 10 years ago
CUT EM UP WITH THE LIGHT SABER AND THROW THEM OFF THE WORLD WITH THE FORCE

lifree13 3 years ago
.......
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ur_mum 9 years ago
execute order SIXTY SIX

Zombiebrofist 10 years ago
Kill him with the.............FORCE and seriously government vs Jedi come on people

TheGamerSage 9 years ago
They"d probably win, a metric shitton of Jedis die

gay_retard 10 years ago
Come at be mothafuckas, I can throw a tank with my mind, bitch.

Noor 11 years ago
I am a Jedi!!!!!!!!!

Heylox 11 years ago
soo ill just slice and dice

Diego Santiago 13 years ago
use jedi mind trick, to make them believe you don't exist

Price511 8 years ago
You don't need to see his identification
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Leemurweeks 10 years ago
I Would Become A With Force Lightning Motherf**kers

CormacMcG123 9 years ago
I saw star wars and lightsabers in the title and pressed it instantly

JordanTurner 9 years ago
FUCK JEDI I WANT TO BE SITH.

Z_Emruld 9 years ago
And I like sith and Jedi

Z_Emruld 9 years ago
I love Star Wars

idothesuperepic 9 years ago
This is not the human you are looking for...

SamuelSarver 9 years ago
I can use the jedi mind trick

MinePro9 11 years ago
Too fucking bad, I'll slice em in half.

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago
Wait we are all jedis because we pressed da button JEDI ARMY DA HELL OUT OF THEM

Fridge Logic 13 years ago
Your average plot in every action movie on earth,

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
I'll kill all you bitches with two light sabers

lifree13 3 years ago
pls no

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
this is not the pony you are looking for

Crystal_Iceheart 9 years ago
Where is that from? If it"s pony related I must know
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Degenerate 9 years ago
Lmao

emenem 11 years ago
if you're a good jedi whit a lot of power than the hole coverment cant do shit to you

Christopher Carpenter 12 years ago
Take me. Go on ahead. I'll just tear down the government from the inside.

TheTruepanther 7 years ago
Who said I have to be a jedi when I can just be neutral

faintpluto660 11 years ago
YEAH WAT MARKO PASCHETTA SAID

joran817 10 years ago
no downside!!

JellyfishOnToast 8 years ago
I hate star wars

Etsimaresei 11 years ago
I need to learn how they work, right?

strikerkagami 10 years ago
I'd just tell them and go free, really.

Malcolmxt 9 years ago
So if i become a sith im super poerfull beacause ill balence the force. Now i can lift a skyscraper and which government?

dtfe 11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/287034 Check out this one. Should be hard to choose one to click or to not.

MaahSebastian 9 years ago
Why not tell them and then mute them, so they know, but they can't tell anyone?

Apollo924 4 years ago
I’ll just choke them to death with the force.

Mr Demon 9 years ago
I am one with the Force, and the Force is one with me.

Ruby_Rose 11 years ago
Lol, fuck being a Jedi! Come to the Dark side bitches! (we have free cookies)

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago
COOKIES! COOKIES COOKIES! wait don't we have cookies on this web MEH

RamboCreativity 10 years ago
If I was in the starwars universe I"d be a purple lightsaber anyway so *lightsaber sounds*

Wholock1010 11 years ago
Only Jedi can wield a light saber.

Uncookedham87 10 years ago
Statement unproven by STAR WARS VII

Peginop02 6 years ago
Just tell the others to get me out lol

Bad 10 years ago
They can't ever get me

EleonoraValentini 10 years ago
I'm a Jedi you can't hunt me down 🖕🏻 Fuck you governement

Josieisamazing 12 years ago
I'll fight them off with the lightsaber

Sansthecomic357 8 years ago
I dare those fuckers to come anywhere near me

cow4cow 11 years ago
SCREW THE FUCKING GOVERMENT

Hodgepodge321 9 years ago
What if I just tell them? Will they stop chasing me? xD

sanic the sonic 11 years ago
How about I fuck the goverment

Uncookedham87 10 years ago
Yeah, with the force, that wouldn't take as long ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
*uses force to stop agents*
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