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cowdisease9 years ago

I'm not strong enough to lift 10 children :(

Chen4412 days ago

？，！

JamesTheBoi13 years ago

Americans liked that

MouseGirl3 years ago

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Marsh8 years ago

It said you had to RAISE 10 children at once. Raise has multiple meanings. Liftup all 10 kids at once, put them down, and go enjoy your free gas. Or just buy an electric car and don't go through any of that shit.

Mailcs064 years ago

Yes pull a genie on them!

Nasho4 years ago

Use the children as fuel

JamesTheBoi13 years ago

You are a f*king genius, you moron

skirmantas3LT9 years ago

Rise my child RISE!!!

FortuneFinder56568 years ago

Children

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KostyaHellstorm5 years ago

YEET THEM ALL THE TIME

Danni Head12 years ago

They never said you had to raise the children well...

EpicCavy3 years ago

Yes, sell the children.

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ST3ALTHY8 years ago

Sell oil...with money you hire babysitters

bobert4568 years ago

Just raise the children literally.

LogicWizard3149 years ago

I don't have a car

Keaton Gregoire12 years ago

Im sure I could get a reality show outta that

OtakuFeels9 years ago

I ride my bike to work, so...

MouseGirl3 years ago

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Tejas Lian Venugopal12 years ago

The cost of raising children grately outweighs the cost of gas

Ig888 years ago

Well just send the kids to boarding school and make them eat whatever comes out of your butt

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Nicholas Spring12 years ago

open a gas station.

Phillip Schuylor Joseph12 years ago

I'd use my access to unlimited free gas for years to build an oil empire and hire people to raise them.

MouseGirl3 years ago

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Brian Poole12 years ago

I mean on 5 hour energy there was an ad that said a won rasied 65 kids and counting so I'm sure I could do 10

MouseGirl3 years ago

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Zan Gulic Nosan12 years ago

well you can sell most of the fuel, become rich man and raise children

Rhys Elkin12 years ago

With all the money I'd save with the free gas raising 10 kids would be a breeze.

Emin Ã–zlem12 years ago

test

HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes7 years ago

I love children

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

I'd rather not be like my uncle, thank you very much

Fused_Saiyan8 years ago

Just hand the children to a pedophile

S1n2h39 years ago

I hate childs

Yosherstrudal9 years ago

then you can drop off the others at other people's doorsteps.

Francine9 years ago

NO THANKS. MY MOM ABILITIES AIN'T NO GOOD

mynamesjef8 years ago

*Muh welfare money

IM A DOCTOR TRUST ME :D9 years ago

I GOT ALDREADY 2 CHILDREN I DONT WANT ANY MORE

RoryDen4 years ago

I get to choose the children then

48040729148 years ago

Yes, damage the economy further by taking one of the most precious resources we have and not even giving anything in return, while at the same time neglecting 10 poor children who, unlucky, landed with you as a foster parent. They"ve suffered enough, okay?

noddiah11 years ago

At once.... Give birth to ten kids at once. You couldn't survive that

ZenVoid9 years ago

I will get a pull up bar and lift them ( rise them up over the pull up bar )

GangsternauwL8 years ago

My armmuscles are strong enough to lift 10 children at once. Not willing to bring them up tho

Jdog1579 years ago

fuel=polution

Jaerun_The_Pug5 years ago

Who said the kid were alive? Hahaha...

luker659 years ago

That would not save any money

Zacattac9 years ago

sell the fuel for lots o money then raise children well with some help from nannies and people like that

3ogdy8 years ago

Can I teach? Can I teach them to kill each other so that I can live my fucking life freely? Well, a gun with 10 rounds will do.

zombiekiller9 years ago

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