Will You Press The Button?

ChaosNe0 11 years ago

Just because I get a letter doesn't mean I have to go to Hogwarts but it means that I'm a wizard, which is nice.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

Noses are overrated...

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

No u

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R00h4n 5 years ago

Harry: hey valdemar wanna play Simon says? Voldemort: let"s do it. Harry: Simon says touch your nose Voldemort: *silence*

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago

I'M A SLYTHERIN!!

James Willows 13 years ago

he dies after though and a new headmaster

sadielover 11 years ago

long live volodemort .... noses are overrated

Mana 11 years ago

I GET A WAND!? OF COURSE I'D PRESS THE BUTTON!

Brandon Ross Sprague 13 years ago

OVERTHROW THE HEADMASTER

Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago

Actually, it"s quite simple. "Voldy-sensei, check out this amazing spell I"ve learned. It"s called Tactical Nuke."

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Aaron Waterson 13 years ago

I always wanted to learn the Dark Arts.

DutchCraft 7 years ago

Me to

Sha Azure 13 years ago

Nah, not sound so bad.

Nbhnc 13 years ago

Aha good thing i always liked slytherin - sparks

Joao Kleber Nixon 13 years ago

i give no shat i get to learn with out rules

StorewidePort 9 years ago

easy decision, just murder Voldemort with your magic.

righteous 10 years ago

Voldemort? The guy with no nose? He freaks the crap out o me.

BudgiesAreScary 8 years ago

Are I a wizard or a mogul

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

"I'm a wizard, man!!"

XBrendonLeeX 10 years ago

Well I Love Hermione So I'd Go Just For That

ADAP19 11 years ago

I will kill Voldemort by poisoning him. Nobody will save him because nobody likes him.

georgia23s 10 years ago

just kill him lol

BlueNessie 9 years ago

Bitch please, I"M A SLYTHERIN 4LIFE

StarWars36rocksalways709 12 years ago

doesn't say how long he's headmaster. what if he *accidentally* died and someone else'll take over.

SammyGerald 10 years ago

Who said he"s awful anymore ?

Mithtian 11 years ago

Just kill him with a wand. We all know the killing spell

Zacattac 10 years ago

don't know don't care

dnyúl754 6 years ago

There is no upside for me, i hate Harry Potter

EyadTamer2002 11 years ago

Well Gandalf could come rite

Corwyn Wolski 13 years ago

*rapidly presses button*

LightningSoda 8 years ago

I dont like the Hogwarts

King Ford 11 years ago

What if i am already on his side *Hahahahaha*

LondonK 10 years ago

I love Lord Voldemort!

Sangrita 10 years ago

But it's been 4 years since he died so maybe it's somebody else with the name Tom riddle that is really nice

Bunhead815 10 years ago

If I get into Hogwarts, that means I"ve got magic. And there are other schools for magic too

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Happyinmyhead 11 years ago

That would have made the books WAY more awesome if dumbledor was voldemort all along.

uglyburd 2 years ago

the system at hogwarts is facist, they are transphobic and everyone is white. the men have more rights than the women. do not press this button

Bee Lord 12 years ago

Well my reaction depends is he murdering people? Cuss if so then ill pass

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

Um... can it be that hard to take over?

Thatgamer 9 years ago

Downside?

Maaxiobe 10 years ago

SLYTHERIN HECK YEAH NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT A SLYTHERIN OF PLOTTING TO KILL VOLDEMORT AMIRIGHT

DutchCraft 7 years ago

Well I'm a Death Eather so that"s good

ultraroar101 11 years ago

voldemort is dead so it's just someone that decided to call themself voldemort

Warebutton101 10 years ago

Downside?

Kaiyanni 11 years ago

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AlexArt 10 years ago

Voldemort is Evil, I am a Demon, Half Demon, I WILL.

Deadpoolcolony 11 years ago

Hes a weakling when you really think about it

ColeSoper 9 years ago

If he makes it to headmaster he must not be that bad

Galway Ghost 12 years ago

I'd just have to team up with other students and stage a coup

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago

he"d be killed soon anyway...

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago

Assuming he's ACTUALLY Headmastering, i don't see very many problems with this. I mean, a proper headmaster is probably forbidden to, say, murder a student's entire family because he refused to join the headmaster's cult.

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

Nope. I don't want him to steal my nose.

Pikachulover1608 10 years ago

Lol me neither

PGD 5 years ago

WTF? This means nothing to me. Hand me that piano. See how that feels.

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