Will You Press The Button?

DomZ127 10 years ago

Cats Dont have owners, they have service

prid3-33 9 years ago

This is so true lol

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Purplesinister 5 years ago

garfiled

NightShade17 10 years ago

So I am an undying cat who can speak, and I have an owner that feeds me and gives me free massages whenever I meow... sounds good as long as I'm not fixed!

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago

“Press this button to become undead” *dies of laughter*

Lucaribro501 11 years ago

I am the undying bane cat.

Ezra scarlet 11 years ago

YES

ththomas9 6 years ago

I"d love too

MaxieLazuli 10 years ago

1st: Kill owner, Hide evidence. 2nd: Get his money and start a Youtube/Stream gaming channel 3rd: Jackpot

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

Nice

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genderlessperson 10 years ago

Now I can be an asshole without being judged.

Wilbertbumbum 10 years ago

litterally eternal youtube cat who can commentate games pewdiepie would have #2 most subscribers

Thomas McDermott 13 years ago

Who knows- maybe I could become Gamer Cat.

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

talk so much they leave because the"re so annoyed :D

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2Random4Me 9 years ago

Ight so I'll pull a Cheeto and run away from my owner. Then i can find someone who"s okay with me speaking. Problem solved

OliviaTheGreat 10 years ago

So basically I'm Luna. Yeah I'm Luna.

Gio2589 9 years ago

You mean Soy Luna

Melsy 10 years ago

Thacary Binx.

Jor_damn 10 years ago

This is scarily well thought out

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago

I wish to be the eternal speaking cat.

Nathan Ho 13 years ago

Run away from owner, plus because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

Tricky 10 years ago

The side effect is the good part in this one

Pauline Laing 13 years ago

eh. one good "accidental house fire" will fix that good.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

*spear of justice playing in the background*

olvvvvlo 11 years ago

I always wanted to know what the mouses tastes like, besides I can get fog lights for my eyes, great equilibrium high resistance to poisons and scares superstitious people, besides I can make a fortune uploading cat videos.

SuperKirby 9 years ago

I have pressed this button TWICE in the same day.

Bea Freeman 12 years ago

Who the hell made this one up

katkat 10 years ago

Sounds pretty fun. Be a cat, live forever and freak people out by talking to them? No down side

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

Destroys the situation i"m in?.. what does this even mean??

XxAshleeRocksxX 11 years ago

Pick like or dislike?

Aveture 11 years ago

So I'm basically Thackery Binks.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

doesn't say i can't transform into a neko.......or use equipment.

Lilbear23 8 years ago

I don’t wanna be a cat I say being a cat is the bad side

I Press Buttons 12 years ago

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

djcool232 10 years ago

I"d be incredibly rich and rare so there is no downside

VoiceOfReason 11 years ago

Fun

unicorn77 10 years ago

i don't think i want to be immortal

FangBlade94 4 years ago

Stray

thebludude 11 years ago

undying? you mean immortal?

Tatocato 9 years ago

I would love if this happened!!!

joebamayeet 6 years ago

if im a stray cat i dont have an owner and boom nobody destroys the situation

CrystalGemm 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

hocus pocus much? wheres the upside?

Callexio37 8 years ago

That is pointless

Melmo00082 11 years ago

I WILL LIVE ON, UNDYING, CAT-LIKE. WE ARE ONE, WE ARE MANY.

Otakumomoka 11 years ago

Didn't press that. Lag

Coolcon 10 years ago

Cat the undying

ClockwiseSymphony 3 years ago

I... what? What does it mean to have the situation one is in be destroyed?

logic and shit 11 years ago

When you do speak. ...what?

prid3-33 9 years ago

Ok but being a cat would be the best you would have bo worries ever have a human slave and you can sleep whenever/wherever you want. Id push the button.. If I was single.