Will You Press The Button?

Anonymous Potato8 years ago

No amount of WORKING OUT will lose you any weight, but it says nothing about dieting or getting surgery. Loophole!

SameMan68 years ago

And you will be dieting no matter what you eat! Insane loophole!

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

dankmemes1018 years ago

HOW DID YOU DO IT? I MUST KNOW!! IT"S NO FUN HANGING OUT WITH THESE DISGUSTING HUMANS!!

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Cormacandcheese8 years ago

Doesnt mean i cant turn the weight into muscle then im 230 pounds of muscle

MLGnoscoper4209 years ago

*Falls on person "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!" Nuh nuh nuh nuuuuuuhhhhh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...

MeggieTheWaffle9 years ago

And then you add Michael Bay

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Mathew Monier12 years ago

I jump down over 100 pounds? Sweet

ThePaulDude7 years ago

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SAGETHEGAMER9 years ago

Wait so when you get laid you will squish the other person? XD

Jonhy_boyXX8 years ago

Wait wait wait of you can eat anything and not get fat then how do you jump to 230 pounds??? Hmmmmm....

Constipated-man8 years ago

It could mean your tall and have an average body

usoutlaw8 years ago

im 300 so dropping 70lbs is a god send. also you don't say 230 lbs of what fat or muscle? im going with muscle.

A strange person9 years ago

What if... you are at least 2 metres tall ?

LazyDK878 years ago

Im about that height, I"d be loosing a few pound too. No down side here.

Anthony 59 years ago

it never said that the weight wasn't muscle

An Internet Troll9 years ago

230 pounds OF PURE MUSSEL

James Samples12 years ago

doesnt say 230 pounds of fat now does it

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

True dat

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huynhjustin9369 years ago

It says to 230 pounds but not fat it could be 230 pounds of muscle

origamimaster19 years ago

what if i weigh 230 pounds in the good way?

Ludvig Jonsson12 years ago

Reading these comments made me sad

Eddiemate7 years ago

If the loophole works theoretically, then it exists. Doesn’t matter what you say Paul.

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Thomas Williamson12 years ago

That's already a healthy weight for me, sooo..... I'd be happy to get stuck at 230

Devon Zaehler12 years ago

230 lbs of muscle? sure

Amanda Jayne12 years ago

fark that D:

dankmemes1018 years ago

fark

Melissa Shipley12 years ago

woo! I can fit in my skinny clothes again!

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

I'm so buff then! ðŸ˜ƒ

EnvyandGreed4 years ago

This can also mean my body will be dense af without changing anything outside, so technically i can be totally ripped and heavy af but never be able to swim since I'm short fck

noah21ok10 years ago

Nosh21ok

TimmyBoyRules9 years ago

I don't know, how much is 1 pound? Kilograms, anyone?

StormyMiller7 years ago

Don't say fat!

oldnotweak10 years ago

never said it cant be muscle... LOL

DragonEXE8 years ago

Fat is lighter than muscles so 🖕😄🖕

usoutlaw8 years ago

not true. its just less dense, and 30 lbs of muscle is the same as 30 lbs of fat

Hammerhands8148 years ago

Dude that"d be awesome

Jordi Diez-Neill12 years ago

They never said that you were fat, just that you weighed 230 pounds. Maybe you have a spontaneous increase in muscle and bone density? Become stronger and tougher without having any downsides

narwhal9 years ago

john cena weighs 251 pound

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

so i gain only 30 pounds? for all the stuff i'm gonna eat with the other ultimate riches button, it's gonna be better.*sends vast amount of cash to africa to feed people*

Hyltran2 years ago

That is wear I’m at now actually 230 punts (104,3 kilograms). I’m ok with looking like this :) will all the fatty food I will eat effect my health in any other way if I press the button?

Pyj169 years ago

im kindof already one of those people who can eat as much as they like and can't get fat so yeh no pressy

tarnvedro8 years ago

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Talarus6 years ago

So I get to eat whatever I want and I lose 120 pounds how is this not a great choice

Mapleman932210 years ago

Already happens, sure I gain a little but I eat ALOT and i'm only around 120 pounds. No way I would become a fatass for no reason.

doomguy278 years ago

Me right now. No matter how much weight I gain or lose i always end up at the same weight

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud9 years ago

downside says : you never lose weight. It doesn't, however, say that working out would not effectively design muscle, so basically I can still work out and build a freaking body... where's the downside ?

Beaverman9 years ago

Dint say it could be muscle

NomNom9 years ago

An extra 130 pounds of intelligence! My head won't fit in the doorway thought........

JoeJackelen7 years ago

Lose 50 lbs, awesome!!

Giedrius KulieÅ¡ius12 years ago

I think I may've already pressed a similar button that made me stay at 75kg

xFazzax11x9 years ago

JOHHNNN CENAAA

JonathanFrazer8 years ago

230 pounds. Doesn't say that is in fat. It could be in muscle

Tristan Dial12 years ago

Doesn't say whether or not the weight is muscle or fat.

RealFoxD9 years ago

So what you're saying is that since I can't gain weight, all that remains is to determine the composition of my body mass? So I'd become a gym rat and look like an NFL running back (Marshall Faulk is the same height as me and weighed about 220 when he was with the Rams, so close enough.)

dankmemes1018 years ago

Contradiction at its finest

Mark Fisher12 years ago

230 pounds of muscle? Never specified.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

so i gain about 30 lbs but never rise? thats ok. instead of a gastric bypass id get taller.

KarlMarx224 years ago

According to BMI, I"d be overweight, but not obese so I don't card

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