In the Mario BROTHERS universe there"s a goomba that comes within ten seconds of losing the first level. Oddesy would be fine though.
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Cadicat7 years ago
hate Mario unless DanTDM plays it...
Aquagirllast year
Well guess what! HE MADE A MARIO ODYSSEY VIDEO 6 YEARS AGO JOKES ON YOU!
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NeroAngeloM7 years ago
I'll just Climb on a green dinosaur and it will jump for me then I smack its head to force it to eat tomatoes and s*** until I decide to drop it in the lava life"s good
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Vixa7 years ago
It"s basically suicide
shitstain694 years ago
Yup
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TheAnkleKicker7 years ago
Mario includes a lot of death... but you never die. So it"s just endless, unforgiving pain. *presses button*
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ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago
I shall not jump, I shall fly for about a second
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Suzy Bee12 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn't want to live in a video game?
OVER 90% OF THE FUCKING GAMES ARE JUMPING YA FUCKING DUMBASS! Useless button!! I CURSE THIS BUTTON AND ALL WHO PRESS IT (23% of people are Gonna get fucked up) this buttons fuckin useless
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BillyMcQuack9 years ago
You will just get stuck!
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Miku-SanXD9 years ago
But can I run??
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Goldenboy1027038 years ago
That"s murder
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Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
Super Paper Mario is a Mario game
AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
And you jump. So you would die.
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Drwaffle236 years ago
HEY MARIO CARRY ME BISH
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luvasic8 years ago
shit!
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WaterFlame927 years ago
Mario is stupid
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Gabe4Gaming9 years ago
who says you can't just float
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hmmoryes3 years ago
who says I have to stay there forever?
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tintin515329 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
Jdawg 9 years ago
I read the first sentence then realized that it is a waste of time
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