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Unlimited money

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No sex ever

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a110d2 2 years ago

*Laughs in asexual.* Free money and no downsides! Perfect!

joaquin55 9 years ago

you still can be in a relationship without sex. love is not all about sex.

RyanPost 8 years ago

It is bad dog rule the world

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

NO!!! I MUST INJECT SPERM INTO VAGINA THAT GROW INTO MY SPERMLINGS!!!

the_NON_button_presser 5 years ago

what

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snowpoop 10 years ago

Ummm... it's called ADOPTION!!!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago

docent mean you cant still masturbate

DatGaminKid 3 years ago

You can now pay for a sex doll. Problem solved

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Blood of Gaea 10 years ago

At least you have sex toys.

Weashel 6 years ago

Contribute to a company to invent A masturbation machine with real sensation or a 3d realistic sex doll

DatGaminKid 3 years ago

Tantaly.com?

GameAtom___DGA 10 years ago

Use a sex toy

quickstirke 9 years ago

Money doesn't buy Happiness I don't have Sex I'm a child Fuck life

imavirginnn 5 years ago

@Arcticbuck unless he"s asexual

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AnnaBishopp92 9 years ago

Who da fuck likes sex adopt a kid if u want one..

quickstirke 9 years ago

That"s what I'm gonna du when I'm old enough

Rhiannon Grainger 13 years ago

As an asexual person, I see absolutely no downside to this.

doodledimer 4 years ago

I have had a sex for a decade and it say no sex ever <---- plz pretend that this is under lined . anyway it says ever but I have had sex so It doesn't change my sex at all #loopholes.

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snowylynxx 10 years ago

//VIGOROUSLY PRESSES BUTTON//

Nasho 6 years ago

That"s a good way to end the human race

Mrkiller 9 years ago

No kids yes happy marriage 😀😀😀😀😀😀💏💏💑💑

andybo98 9 years ago

Joke"s on you, I'm asexual!

derp123 10 years ago

wow there is a huge downside to this.

wyatto 8 years ago

Ilost

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

GIVE THE MONEY TO THE POOR!!

ReeseLaneDaily 10 years ago

I cant ever get sex anyways, so no downside.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

NOOOOOOOOO! But how will I fuck my waifu? I need sex dam it!

aerostrudel 10 years ago

Didn't say porn

aerostrudel 10 years ago

Didn't say no porn* wow am I a dumbass

GameAtom___DGA 10 years ago

Use a sex dool or a toy

Ped0bear696669 10 years ago

BUY ALL THE DILDOS IN THE WORLD!!!!

imavirginnn 5 years ago

nice name

Isaax 10 years ago

AS IF?! YOU CAN DO SO FUCKING MUCH WITH THIS and you give it up for sex?! Its not even like you couldnt masturbate idiots...

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Masturbation is not the same idiot

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Malcolmxt 10 years ago

I want to not marry somebody any way and I'm to young for this

gladiator2513 10 years ago

for anyone that does not give a "tactical pun inbound" (fuck) ther is no downside

Sub-Zero3421 10 years ago

Lol, strip clubs anyone?

Arcticbuck 9 years ago

pornhub

Vatreni37 Gameing 11 years ago

Go to a strip club and pay money a sripper to take her clothes

dragonrampage 11 years ago

Okay, I can't find ANY downside

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Are you blind? LEARN YO READ DAM IT!!!

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Laparas 10 years ago

No Go Away

Arely Hermosillo 13 years ago

Does this mean you can't have sex with yourself? Cuz if not, I take it back.

yOu_GrEeDy_DiRtBaG 10 years ago

You can't have sex with anyone

Zombieking271 6 years ago

I don't see how this is a bad thing? Sex isn't everything

wttu 9 years ago

Yay

FreakyXD 2 years ago

Oops not expecting that

AlexTheFireLord 9 years ago

No one said a word about fap.

AkuKomi 3 years ago

You do understand that it’s just saying that you’ll become silent and can never speak again, right so where is the downside?

lieutenantcrank 4 years ago

asexuality ftw

1zombiekim 8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

JasonPerrone 9 years ago

im an amoeba, win-win

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

pikminmario500 last year

wheres the upside

Platonic 5 years ago

As an asexual person, this is just not getting raped.

Dark-roses 9 years ago

Im young and the idea of sex os still a little gross so BRING ON THE MONEY

MexicanHobo 2 years ago

What classifies as sex?

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

well, ill have other ways to achieve what can be gained from it

QZR 3 years ago

no downside...

animeman111 10 years ago

Well if you a homosexual who never plans on admitting it. This is wonderful!

Sarpsung 6 years ago

This is like the avarage will you press the button question

TurtleShroom 8 years ago

I could totally be celibate.

myzer 10 years ago

//homoromantic//

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