Will You Press The Button?

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

Ohhhhhhh, I thought it ment the food 0_o

Thebuttonguys 9 years ago

Same

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jcstock 10 years ago

Well I mean fuck it im gay. I hate apple but I mean free shit is free shit.

SantinoTranelli 8 years ago

when you sell them, buy anything else

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Cpowell1164 9 years ago

But owning an apple product would imply I'm Gay already.... So does this make me double Gay?

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

*200iq intensifies*

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AuraTheSpirit 3 years ago

Jokes on you I hate apple

dearevanhansen 8 years ago

Are you implying that being homosexual is bad? I'm already a lesbian, lol

Bob12357 3 years ago

Idk if people hate me for this but stfu nobody cares

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GamethystsBae 10 years ago

I'm already gay what"s the downside here

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

But only if you have sex with the OPPOSITE gender. So people can still be gay.

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Carl Hallowell 13 years ago

Hell no! That's just terrible! Apple sucks!

jakeliweiquan 9 years ago

Totally Apple products suck like HELL (Apple no offense)

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CCharlie1321 6 years ago

Apple sucks anyway

SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

ok 1st becoming homosexual and cant have sex with opposite gender are 2 different things. 2nd you can still date/look at the opposite gender naked. 3rd now watching porn is different what if i do press this button so now i cant have sex with females but i ... [Show full comment]

Luigiverse last year

"eistien" sounds like shit from a Sci fi movie, it's Einstein (sorry I had to)

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LeonardoGolp 8 years ago

I hatar Apple, NEVER

KILL0R 9 years ago

PLS NO

Watermelonman 10 years ago

So apple juice, apple cider, apple pie and so on?

pandastuff101 10 years ago

So i get to meet Harry and the No-nose is still alive (Unless Neville kills him) 404: Downside not found

Fedxftw 9 years ago

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Andreas TÃ¸nnes Hansen 13 years ago

Why would I want apple Products, and why would changing my sexuality be a Downside? I wont know the difference after all. If my sexuality is changed, I will do what I feel good for :P

flameofdarkness 8 years ago

I wouldn't change my sexuality and just sell the stuff and get rich

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Greensoul4life 10 years ago

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Norway101 10 years ago

You are a penis

Buttonpusher253 9 years ago

I did not read the bottom I mean I get free stuff!

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

I don't even like Apple...

Hehe-look-in-your-toilet 10 years ago

Getting an apple product would make you look gay anyways

BawbRaws 9 years ago

Because being gay is bad? What would be bad about me changing my orientation/preference?

AIRBUS 5 years ago

I HATE apple products

abcedarian 10 years ago

JOKES ON YOU IM PAN

jessmarie 10 years ago

Sameee

CrazyQueen23 9 years ago

If it was food... Maybe. I am a weird person. I want to be gay but I'm pretty sure I'm straight. I want to be gay cause I think gay couples are fricken adorable and I want to be part of one but I constantly fantasize about the opposite sex.

AsuraShun 7 years ago

There"s literally no upside, this is kinda terrible

Catdragon 10 years ago

Sell the apple products and profit. I like women anyway but damn would I hate giving up the hot ass guys. But some porn can be misleading.

Chaos_Knight510 9 years ago

Gayyyyy

Winster last year

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toxicmason18 9 years ago

So you are a gay Russian..........

spurius187 9 years ago

Gay ppl see no downside and apple haters see no upside.

DeltaTheSnivy 10 years ago

So, accidentally finding NSFW of the opposite gender gets you killed. Jesus Christ

Zakary977956 10 years ago

Wouldent it be sex with the same gender

thatonegaygirl 5 years ago

already gay so

beep 10 years ago

uh...? ok... so im attracted to other agender peeps and i get free shit? that is worth a bunch of money? that i can sell for money?? ok

FionaFlagstad 8 years ago

I almost didn’t push it cause I hate apple, but then I saw the “but” and I changed my mind. I’ll sell my unlimited apple products, i don’t want ‘em!

crxzy.jxy 10 years ago

b*tch please im already gay asf, this is a win-win for me!!

TheodoreMiller 9 years ago

It says "apple", not "Apple", so you get apple juice and applesauce and so on?

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

Android for life

AlEmpoleon 8 months ago

Nah man

potttedplant 9 years ago

I'm gay af anyway so win, win

Piedra 9 years ago

accidentally find porn of the opposite gender will kill you

Humanperson582 6 years ago

I'm lesbian already so I'll just take the apple products, resell them and make a profit.

itchman01 10 years ago

What if I'm bi?

diaochan 2 years ago

我不想死

SewerRatt 10 years ago

I'm bi so it wouldn't be a problem but the immediate death for just watching het porn? Hell no.

Dearheathermell 7 years ago

Bitch I already am

Norway101 10 years ago

Who needs apples? Even though I have one every day. Or did they meen the company? O_o

AssHar 9 years ago

Now if you meant apple fruits I"d consider it, but apple the company products? They literally just made an emoji machine. A fucking emoji machine. And it also plays videos with an in build black bar.

flameofdarkness 8 years ago

I hate apple and I'm already gay

Merry2155 10 years ago

i have an iphone 5 an ipad and a macbook air so i don't need and unlimited supply

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Upside?

Flameice2 10 years ago

I see no upside here. Apple is gay. And I have a girl friend

GhostKing660 9 years ago

Upside?

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