What is Dark Matter?
Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang.
Cryptic enough for you?
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.
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Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......
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Argho9 years ago
Fuck yeah
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Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?
Cheshire shadow8 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]
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HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle
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Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!
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Nolan9 years ago
So fuck them then, haters gonna hate.
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Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
I think I was put here to annoy the world... Wait...
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OliviaWaffle149 years ago
The answer to time is Plu.
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ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Cryptic rhyme? What the hell kind of gibberish is that
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Dave Morgan12 years ago
timey wimey
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Sight4SoreEyes9 years ago
I'm gonna be Sphinx? Fuck it I'm in!
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Catdogperson50009 years ago
People already hate me for how I answer questions so...
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XavierAsad9 years ago
Deal with it
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Bruh-momentolast year
Hehehe, im a riddle goblin now 😈
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Terraform Trent10 years ago
"For you have asked me what I shall dine, the answer shall not take much thyme. For many steal half from banks as crime, and bakers bake half and sell it for a dime." Answer: Poundcake
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C1M1P6E028 years ago
So i am Sheldon Cooper But I Cryptically Rhyme
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Amandacondon7 years ago
Push the button
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IsaacTFIOS11 years ago
making classmates mad?*Slams self on button*
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Superbomber12349 years ago
They see me trollin, thay hatin
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KatzSimmer9 years ago
I can give them a great comeback every time which I love doing
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Viper Grim 9 years ago
I am Zecora
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dracula9 years ago
Well at least then I would be able to say "gods not real"
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OblivionBringer8 years ago
So... all that changes is I can answer any question now?
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Andwoo Wussell12 years ago
oH MY GOD i would love this so MUCH
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Lucadabuttonpresser9 years ago
Don't say the answer write a note
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Sniperboi8 years ago
sweet ill answer any question then ill take the us! then then the americas then all other continents will know me as the ne HITLER!!!! HEILHITLER
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Celina Anderson12 years ago
yes just yes.
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aproy9 years ago
Math is already borderline cryptic to most.
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Nightkilla9 years ago
Troll peeps so hard
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gcurrie9 years ago
I'd be that weird philosophic guy who is really weird but really wise and smart as well
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BlazFoxN304 years ago
Person: Did you do it?
Me: Perhaps
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bakinggirl10110 years ago
I didn't press the button. This is a bad thing
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ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan9 years ago
They never said you would get the correct answer
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Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
School will be so fun with that
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Givemethebeanz9 years ago
Why the fuck not.
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billybob9 years ago
Deal with it*puts on sunglasses*
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Zletro8 years ago
To answer this this question, you must first understand the intention
The_Darkstar8 years ago
The intention was to annoy people with a question that has no answer.
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Melissa Sowers12 years ago
so youll become Sheldon cooper
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smoloutboy9 years ago
Honestly, it doesn't say that they'd hate you for anything else. So really, they'd only hate the habit
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computergirl101108 years ago
um. no. i can do this already. im just wrong sometimes.
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