Will You Press The Button?

Despacitoianlast year

making myself a trillionaire and immediately growing into a giant flowing sea of hair

Keitro4 years ago

once again, its a power, u can choose when it activates

luci85000nutella1238 years ago

Imagine hair growing out of your eyeballs.... on your teeth.... in your throat....

CookieIQ7 years ago

Thank you for my new recurring nightmare, luci85000nutella123

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TeamKobus28 years ago

*Later when i"m 45* me: oh i"m happy i saved this delimma. *Spams button* *get"s alot of hair on head and gets beard* Oh i look fabulous now! I only need to cut some hairs on my dick.

James Fisher12 years ago

ill just shave later, or just become the richest sasquatch

Kay_Button_Meh2 years ago

lol

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lavabob20008 years ago

just make £. and transfer it into $ at a bank

Penguinsrcoollast year

Or ¥

Panifex7 years ago

They won't last long without the properly developed follicles and roots to support them. Basically, I'm getting unlimited money in return for lots of tiny hairs everywhere.

Blake Walker12 years ago

Bro, because of another ability I gained in a previous question, I can turn my hair into money. Endless money.

SinonMercer7 years ago

When there"s no obvious loopholes, people will always pull something from their ass.

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ZacharyRich7 years ago

Shave and wax, think of this if your bald this would be a gift from above for ya too

Floofula7 years ago

There is no downside, only a limitation. There is no logical reason not to press is.

ArmandoAuditore7 years ago

Just one word,,,,, SHAVE

tashytash7 years ago

what the hair will grow anywere on your bod so u will have hair everywere on u

belle297 years ago

I would just save the ability for an emergency

Migdin17 years ago

But what if my country doesnt usr dollars? Loophole

LordViperion8 years ago

Why not get it. It never said you had to use it just that if u did the hairs would grow. You might need it someday

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Thank goodness we Europeans trade with the Euro

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

thats just puberty with money

Jadeybug8 years ago

I want long hair

jacobpeperoni8 years ago

Spawn the money in £ not $, easy loophole

Rem-chan9 years ago

Well... I just spawn euros, I'm in Spain, so no downside

lavabob20008 years ago

or any other type of money, thats also what i would do. u could always change the money type in a bank

TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

You do know that you can shave hair on most places of your body for money? Plus, hairs can grow in your ears or nose, and that would give you an enhanced version of hearing or smell.

LordViperion8 years ago

That would give you an enhanced version of those senses!?!?!?!?!? Even so it would be uncomfortable AF

Tim Williamson12 years ago

Welcome to puberty, my friends. XD At least now I get money for it!

Mathilde Baudu Daveto12 years ago

isn't that what happened to the cousin in the Addams family?

CSN1275last year

鳖说昂

Gavlaan9 years ago

Simple: if they spawn anywhere that's too obvious or embarrassing, I'll use the money to get them removed.

Jason3687 years ago

Eyeball hair. No.

SenorFrosties9 years ago

buy a fucking razor

DemonZelie8 years ago

I won't use dollars I will use kroner from norway

Mollywolly10 years ago

RAZOR

ThatSuckedMic9 years ago

No downside -Richest man in the world -Hairest man in the world

Raptorwolf38 years ago

Just ask for a million, then shave, and you probably won't need to ask for more

KyleFernando3 years ago

I can always shave those hair

8nicolas89 years ago

sasquatch or get out the razer

Nexey9 years ago

It's not like I can't shave 2*10^42 cubic meters of hair

TJOCcreation5 years ago

20 hairs is a relatively small amount.

MrMadPig 9 years ago

Just get 50million at home, shave then buy everything in the frickin' world

~Wave~length~10 years ago

What's the downside? I want more money, and I'm always really cold. Get some money from Guinness World Records for being the hairiest man alive, too.

ATOM487 years ago

*spawns euros instead of dollars and exchanges it* loophole!

Big red button 59 years ago

There is a thing called shaving

Koober8 years ago

BRAKING NEWS BUG FOOT DISCOVERED

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

It's a free ability. There's no reason not to press it. 53% of people should probably repeat kindergarten.

TheGanjaWarrior9 years ago

Dude I'd look like Chewbacca

derpface435638 years ago

YAY IM RICH AND HAIRY

ÎÎ¹ÎºÎ¿Ï‚ Ï„Î¿ ÎºÎ±ÏÎ¿Ï„Î¿12 years ago

fear the yeti

zyy2 years ago

I want yuan

midnightiscool959 years ago

I have another ability to change my hair into money so endless money ðŸ’µ ðŸ’µ ðŸ’µ ðŸ’µ

LeBonChoix9 years ago

If you have a cancer of hair can you get the money?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

sell your hair for more money!

Valeph9 years ago

I can shave

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

pull out euros. They aren't dollars.

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